#She is so adorable look at her stupid bug eyes omfg

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I love you scrunkly

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spoilers for voltron season 4 under the cut!

Episode 1:

BOM keith!!! We knew about it but still aaaa

why is everyone being a dick to keith let him live

theyre keeping him so busy just let him take a nap

btw this is 100% not real shiro this is a clone this is wrong

i need a hairspray AU with coran as corny collins

lance had to have been a theatre kid cmon

why does kolivan’s mask have 3 eye holes? he doesnt have 3 eyes does he? 

other guy has 3 eye holes too

rip other guy

i s2g keith is gonna get back and everyone’s gonna rip into him but this poor boy just needs some oxygen and a nap jfc

coran laser noises!!!

NOT! MY! SHIRO!

ew ka//ura like kudos to shippers but *sigh*

keiths bom suit lowkey looks like he has boobs like i am totally here for trans!keith yes pls

kolivan insists he doesnt bind during missions bc its dangerous and that just adds to his stress levels poor bby

there are. furries in this rebellion. god damn it

“undetected” my boy keith doesnt do “undetected” guys

pls just let keith be happy omg

whyyyy are they furries??? like the artists knew what they were doing cmon

im gonna cry if this is actually shiro like i love kuron to death but please no

im so scared omg

let! keith! rest!!!

“he can finally be the leader i was unable to be” god keith ily im sorry babe

sheith hug!!!! leading into a group hug!!!!

but lets be real im terrified like keith is leaving the team what the fuck

Episode 2:

aaaa flashback!!! Katie!!!

o shit this is called Reunion we’re gonna find matt this episode!!!

ill punch this kid callin pidge a nerd fight me bro

MATT FLASHBACK

pidge is so cute holy fucking shit

also tag yourself im matt’s “big fucking muscles”

ooh heres the scene they showed at nycc does that mean the kaltenecker scene is in the season too?

my smol smart child im love her

smol smart badass child

stop! misgendering! my! child!

pls give pideg her brother back 

“paladin pidge” how cute

IM LOVE PIDGE

plant gun!

portable xray!

o shit matt was an officer!!!

i like how matt’s “rebel officer transponder” picture is him in the galra prison gear lol

omg matt “what the garrison doesnt know wont hurt them” i love

“what dad doesnt know wont hurt him” MATT

im gonna scream if matts dead

dont you dare

theres still 9 minutes left dont you dare

FUCK

please plesae please please god

FUCK THESE FUCKING WRITERS

STUPID EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH JFC

its almost 3am and im glad im emotionally dead inside or else i would have cried like 4 times already

THERE HE IS

omg its just like ree’s canon holy shit lol

there he is holy shit thank god

this is. so pure.

ofc matt has a bounty on his head jfc

“lets show this guy what the holts are made of” god fucking bless

ok now you guys gotta find sam too cmon

niceeee good work guys damn

SCIENCE NERDS OMG

Episode 3:

okay pidge has her brotehr now lets get my boys back in the right lions kthx

ok so after rewatching s3 i think haggar and zarkon are possessed by these creatures

omg. omg matt is straight for allura wtf this is the Last Thing I Expected

shatt hug!!

technically kuratt hug but shhhhhhhh

omg lance calm down

oh boy here comes super zombie zarkon rip

“wayward son” omg

milkshake reference yes

wait please give me langst and have lance feel like hes being replaced by matt please i need more langst in my life

omfg kaltenecker scene!!!!

its even better than the clip omfg

i want lotor to come to the good side i want him to be a good guy let him have mommy issues with keith

yessss bls tell hunk how much of a genius he is thank

oh nooooo i bet pidge normally plays the game with lance but shes busy with matt aaaaa D:

i changed my mind i dont want langst

second ship??? oh boy

third??? OH BOY

matt needs to wash his hair

smelly boy

shoutout to ree and matt

i need more info on shiro/kuron omfg please

YASS PIDGE UPGRADE VOLTRON WITH CLOAKING YES

omg omg matt is gonna pilot green holy shit

damn rip narti there goes our main physically disabled character besides shiro ugh

WHERE IS KEITH BRING MY BOY BACK

omg i think lotor is gonna end up on team voltron whoa

Episode 4:

WHERE! IS! SHIRO!!!

WHERE! IS! KEITH!!!

“besides playing keith is really easy, just act moody” dont call me out like this

ok lance was 100% a theater kid but always an ensemble member never a lead, for which he was bitter about and made up for the fact by being way too over the top as an ensemble

is. is coran gonna do drugs?????? what the fuck????

omg corans room is adorable

ewewewewew brain bug omfg ew

space mall!!

omfg his fucking accent jfc

hunk “well it rhymes so its gotta be true” ily hunk

please never use any of this advice for real theater stuff smh

stick alien!

omfg an “on ice” performance holy shit

fuckin stick alien zarkon and haggar holy shit

careful guys you might break an arm

like i did smh

“loverboy lance” beautiful

“SHIRO THE HERO” THANK

even tho its not shiro but shhhhh

stop! throwing! hunk! under! the! bus!!!

the fact that no one is questinoing coran’s personality just proves that none of them would notice the subtle changes between shiro and kuron so the theory still stands

jesus christ fucking meta “except for you shiro youre the most popular character ill never get rid of you” fuck you writers

varkon! mermaids!

i miss keith :(

ep 4 moral of the story: dont do drugs kids

let! bibobi! live!!!!

Episode 5:

yesss give me keith!!!!!

omg voltron and bom and rebels are all doing a big mission together yes

me: suddenly remembers the “and lance dies so theres that” interview also me: panics

ROLO!!!

different VA??? not norman reedus i think???

hunk! being! badass! yes!!!!

im still v suspicious of this shiro smh

FEMALE GALRA COMMANDER!!!!

shes pretty oh no

why tf does there gotta be furries in the rebellion

oh fuck i almost thought matt died jfc

this commander looks like a steven universe diamond

KEITH MY BOY!!!!!

bby im proud of you for training with the bom but im so glad youre back aaaaaaaa

babe there he is aaaa!!!!!! im love keith!!!!!

now give me the real shiro jfc

and get lance back in the blue lion jfc

i s2g if matt dies

i s2g if lance dies

eyyy hell yeah go acxa

eyyy hell yeah go keith

this is going too well something is gonna happen im so scared

im really scared damn

Episode 6:

hhhhhh im terrified oh boy here we go

this one is called a new defender oh fuck

white lion?!?!?!

will keith be the white paladin?!!?!?!?!!

i just really want everyone back in their original spots bls

wait wtf is going on i zoned out for a bit its 4am

its gonna be those alternate reality being things again istnt it

lance “what are those” nice meme reference

shiro now is not the time to stay behind and analyze fuckin get ur team out of there god damn it now theres a force field around the planet fucking hell

this isnt good. this isnt good at all. and the music sounds so ominous oh god

im so scared

lance i s2g you better not do anything stupid

lance i s2g you better not do antyhing stupid

bls no a//urance

lance i s2g you better not do anything stupid

KEITH YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHIGN STUPID EITHER HOLY SHIT

shoutout to coran for just having to hang back while all of his loved ones risk their lives

lance i s2g

im so scared holy shit

LANCE DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID

w h o a

I LOVE KEITH SO MUCH

shoutout to coran for just accepting that alluras telling him to leave when everyon ehe loves could very well die

im love keith and his new leadership skills he learned in the bom but DONT YOU DARE DIE HOLY FUCK

no one is allowed to die

keith dont you dare

keith dont you dare

keith DONT YOU DARE

KEITH

holy fuck oh my god hes ok hes ok holy fucking shit

o shit

o shit lotor is gonna join the coalition i fucking called it!!!

holy fuck that was a lot of emotions and where the fuck is shiro fuck you writers fuck you

[ive-made-a-mystic-mistake]

~Adopting a puppy~

another request from my instagram @/ive_made_a_mystic_mistake 

Zen

so happy you wanna adopt a puppy

he has wanted a dog for a while 

probably wants a big dog 

probably gets a German shepard 

is really glad it isn't a cat 

wants to teach the puppy how to dance 

also wants to teach it to sing 

brags about the puppy to jumin to annoy him 

doesn't realize he has to potty train a puppy 

doesn't realize you have to train a puppy in general 

many scripts were ruined 

many zens were ruined 

you said you'd help him 

more like you'd do most of the work because the poor guy is busy plus doesn't have a clue how to train a dog 

he's really worried the dog won't like him because of this 

the pupper actually loves him 

you tend to find an exhausted zen sleeping on the couch with the puppy

Yoosung

 literally bouncing off the walls in excitement 

spews out knowledge on proper care for a puppy 

the floodgates have been opened 

will not stop talking about puppies 

is not sure what kind of puppy to get 

when you arrive at the animal shelter he mellows out 

don't let him Find out this animal shelter puts animals down to make more room 

he will get really sad and possibly very angry at the employees 

you find many puppies all are cute and then you find a puppy who is missing an ear one eye and the other eye looks like it's infected 

you see him tear up 

he spends alot of time with that puppy 

you can tell he loves this puppy and has a connection 

you tell him you will get that puppy 

his face lights up 

an employee asks you if you are sure 

they say that the puppy is pretty stupid and ugly 

you have to hold yoosung back 

you quietly tell him that if he wants the puppy he has to be nice 

he listens to you and is nice only for you 

you get the puppy and you end up having to drive 

yoosung and the puppy get along so well 

you let him name it 

turns out this puppy is the sweetest puppy ever and and cuddle bug 

this puppy is a Malamute pit bull mix

Jaehee

shes a bit unsure

so she does alot of research

next day you find her exhausted and you just facepalm

she tells you that you should get a medium sized dog with a short coat that doesn't need to eat much

your only thoughts are a basset she said she considered them but they may be too high maintenence 

you say you'll take care of the difficult things like cleaning it's ears brushing it's teeth and clipping it's claws

she gives in and says alright

honestly what helped was seeing you so excited about a dog and your puppy dog eyes

plus it's not a cat so how bad could it be 

she knew how bad it could be shes just trying to feel better

you do some research and find someone who's basset hound just had two puppies and the only one left is the runt 

you go check out the puppy

jaehee practically melted when she got to spend time with the puppy

she fell in love

it's jaehees turn for puppy eyes

you agree

she says she finally understands the obsession jumin has for Elizabeth as a joke s

he has to tell you she was joking 

you two do some shopping for the puppy

later that night you find jaehee fell asleep while doing researc about bassets with the puppy in her lap

you smile and kiss her forehead 

I love jaehee

707

 first off this boy is way to excited 

you decided to get him a puppy to help him deal with his emotions better 

aka therapy pupper 

you don't tell him though 

he wants to get a small white dog but that's where you draw the line 

no small puppers for this boi 

have you seen how he treats Elizabeth? 

you and him both easily agree on a big fluffy dog 

he really wants a saint Bernard 

"it's so big and the cheeks are so squish able and so drooly and they are so cute!" 

you agree only if he is ok with cleaning the drool 

he pauses and thinks 

decides a border collie will do 

you remind him they are very hyper dogs 

"I'm a very hyper cat" 

“ you are not a cat” 

he says he will take the dog in walks and play ball with it and have so much fun so don't worry 

you get him a border collie puppy 

you know what happens? 

let's just say you need a new couch and pillows

and shoes...

and blankets...

he promises from now on he will be a good owner 

you give him a second chance before giving the to saeran who loves the pupper

he acctually takes care of the pupper

lil cutie

Jumin Han

"what about Elizabeth" 

literally first thing he says 

it takes alot of work to convince him 

you get a small dog to help him feel better 

you refuse to get a chihuahua though 

you are hoping that the pupper and Elizabeth get along 

they aren't the best pals 

but they know that Elizabeth is queen of pets 

with this understanding they get along 

if this line is crossed then you and jumin have to break up a fight so the dog doesn't get hurt 

Elizabeth can be mean 

jumin grows to love the pupper 

has a new way to mess with zen omfg

Saeran

you decide you get him a puppy to help with his emotions 

dogs are natural empaths so they know when to distract you 

he's a bit opposed to the idea at first 

"what's so great about dogs?" 

you gasp and drag him to a pet store immediately 

ask if you can help take care of these puppies 

he complains alot till they let you care for an extremely fluffy black and white Siberian Husky 

literally stops mid sentence and pays attention to this fluffy puppy 

he's heckin baby talking to this puppy 

he realizes you have been watching and smiling 

"you didn't see any of that" 

"also you were right dogs are great i want this one" 

someone looks like they are about to complain that they were gonna get that one but he gives them the look 

you do a bit of shopping as he takes care of this puppy 

how will these two geniuses work together? 

you find it really adorable 

but you wonder why he is only super expressive and sweet to puppies 

but you get over it 

also you love huskies so it works 

you seem to have a thing for geniuses

V

 you arent able to finish saying you wanna adopt a puppy when he interupts saying the puppy will be a samoyed

he then apologizes alot for interrupting because this boy is so sweet omg

you reassure him that it's fine 

you also tell him you love samoyed puppies so it's chill

you guys are prepared

so many toys and a bed 

food, a bowl 

you are gonna be the best dog parents

when you get the puppy he has his camera ready because he wants so many photos of you and the puppy

little did he know you planned to get photos of him too 

you sadly don't have a fancy camera though

when you get to the puppy

let's just say v forgets about you and is focused on the puppy

this didn't last long though

now you are both crying over a small fluffy white puppy 

you probably look like idiots 

v starts taking photos of you 

your phone dies before you could get photos of him

this puppy steals your cuddles though ~masterlist~