#Shaun The Daddy Berry

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

I'm gonna try to be a regular Anon to your blog!

So...Hybrid boys what's their kinks? 👀

~ ♥️ Anon

Damn, my first anon, I'm honored. As for the question, I'll be keeping this list to kinks I think would be specific to this au so it's actually interesting

Jack: Mommy kink, not for calling anyone else mommy, he is the mommy. It's not even a force fem thing he just really likes hearing you call him that. He'll go especially nuts if you call him mama or mama bear

Rory: Daddy kink, like most things in the au he shares this kink with Jack. The thought of the two of them keeping you as their cute little cub is just too perfect. He'll also nuts if you call him papa or papa bear

Jean: Tail pulling, Jean doesn't sub often but when he does he wants it rough. His tail is fairly sensitive so holding onto the base of it while you fuck him from behind works wonders

Joseph: Dark sex, like, actually in the dark. As a racoon Joseph can see pretty damn well in the dark so fucking in it is basically like blindfolding you for him. You can see what he'll do next but he can see you and all the cute faces you make so clearly

Bo: Ownership, Bo's got high key abandonment issues in this au so you putting him in a collar or marking up his neck in anyway really gets him going. He loves marking you up too of course, and if you got yourself a matching collar to his he'd fucking die

Nick: Wing kink, look he can't help it ok? His wings are so sensitive when he's riled up and most of his clients just used them as something to hold on to. Can you really blame him when he just melts as you gently run your fingers through them while you help him preen?

Shaun: Sleepy sex, in this au Shaun's a lot lower energy during the afternoon so cuddling up to you and fucking you as you two take an afternoon nap sounds purrfect. He has me at gun point it was inevitable

Ian: Free use, Ian was so repressed for so. fucking. long. getting to be the little slut he's always dreamed of is magical for him. Just getting to walk around your huge house with a plug snuggly in his ass, wondering who's going to be the first to replace it with their cock? That's the good shit

Berry: Praise kink, Berry usually thrives off of knowing how much he's making people suffer but in this au a part of him just wants to know he's a good boy. He may seem the least affected by you calling him a good boy but trust you me he is running to his room to jack off to the thought of it while the memory is fresh

[odk-2]

The Meteors - You Scare Me (Not) (1997) P. Paul Fenech / Shaun “The Daddy” Berry / Wolfgang Hordemann from: "Bastard Sons of a Rock and Roll Devil" (LP)

Psychobilly

JukehostUK (left click = play) (320kbps)

Personnel: P. Paul Fenech: Vocals / Guitar Shaun "The Daddy" Berry: Bass Wolfgang Hordemann: Drums

Recorded: @ In Heaven Recording Studios in Swindon, Wiltshire County, England UK during 1997

Released on September 16, 1997

Hellraiser Records

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[adventurepunks]

thedemonconstantine​:

“Well, I’d catch ‘er ’n cook ‘er ’n make gooseberry stew, is woh I always does, innit, Gera? Put yeh lil’ piggies in th’ pot ’n bring it ‘ta boil!” Said John, which had Gera squeal again with laughter.

“You’re not a wicked witch, uncle John! You can’t do that! And it’s gooseberry jam, not stew!

Well, aunty Taliamiranda, I think when you have a baby you’ll know what to do. Princess knights are very clever after all,” Said Geraldine who waved goodbye to Amaya who was such a proud and beautiful bird.

“Amaya pulled my hair but that’s okay. I think she dinnae mean it, Daddy.

Daddy goes ‘untin’ too. ‘E goes ‘untin’ a lot and ‘e brings back dead ducks. Once Daddy brought ‘ome a deer but Mummy wasn’t too ‘appy,” Geraldine said whilst looking somewhat confused.

“I likes to go ice-skatin’ wit’ Daddy. I likes th’ park too, Daddy will bring us to fly kites but it’s too cold now. Daddy brought me fishin’ once but I fell asleep because the fish took too long,” She explained in all earnesty.

“Well I brought dis lil’ gooseberry ‘ta th’ pub. Heh. But when Daddy brings dis gooseberry o’er, I’ll sometimes tell a story.”

“Eeeee- uncle John’s stories are the best!”

“Course they are! Uncle John’s fokkin’ amazin’!” Snort. John then turned to scowl at the bloody cheeky bird that reared her wings at him, and he muttered something under his breath about turning Amaya into a feather duster as she flew away.

“Coz they’re grubby lil’ pricks, tha’s woh they are. I’ll pluck their feavahs ’n stuff ‘em up their arseholes un day, see if they’d try anyfing funny after tha’.”

“Aye, ’n we bring ‘er ‘ta th’ public library on th’ first Sunday o’ e’ery month, coz there’s usually a readin’ goin’ on by some local children’s book writer,” Chas added with a warm smile, ruffling Geraldine’s hair.

[text: Professor Moone] wrapping up

[text: Professor Moone] will send gera back

[text: Professor Moone] do u want tea

“Sometimes we’ll drive ‘ta th’ countryside ‘ta pick fruit ’n visit farms. Gera likes sheep, dunnit, sweet’eart? Yeh likes sheep?”

“Yes I do, Daddy! I love Shaun the Sheep!”

[Chas <3] I’m out shopping in Euston,late tea? x

[Chas <3] Did you have a good time? x

“Shaun the Sheep?” Talia questioned for she was well versed in a multude of things but children’s television programs was not one of them. She had seen the stickers and the merchandise of course but the name did not ring a bell.

“That’s lovely. Aw, Chas you’re quite a soft little soul aren’t you. Like an armadillo” Talia teased him  lovingly for he had quite the soft demeanor with his little girl, there was no doubt Geraldine had him wrapped around her little finger.

“Do not be cruel habibi. Amaya is a loyal friend and if you harm her you will occur my wrath” she warned her husband’s jab.

“Why wasn’t mummy happy? Deer is good eating. Does mommy get upset about Bambi?” she asked the young girl and reached to fix her skirt and straighten it.

Now she was perfect. A perfect little girl.

“I have never been ice skating. No one ever took me” Talia whined jokingly with a warm smile to the girl and father. “I have been skiing though. Will you teach me to ice skate Geraldine?”

“Did you make something nice for mommy for Christmas?” Talia asked stretching and resting her legs on top of John’s thighs. Yes, she knew they were going through a divorce that didn’t mean she would allow herself to be rude and not ask the child about her mother.

“I want a daughter just like you. Sweet and pretty so I can dress her up in all the pretty dresses. Until then I guess auntie Talia is going to spoil her little nice, hm?”

“She is so pretty, I just want to squeeze her little cheeks like a Ribena berry.”

“It was lovely to see you again Chas. And to meet you Geraldine. Can I steal you for a moment?” she asked the little girl with an extended hand. 

“Sing me a carol. I want to hear you sing just for me” Talia requested and took out a £20 from her purse to tuck in Geraldine’s pocket.

"Tell mommy to put that in your piggie bank "

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

I had a random headcanon of Shaun making a potion that can turn us temporarily into a mob like the other guys so we could experience being like them for a few moments.

When I shared this thought to my brother he just said "Remember THOSE mobs as human art and animations?" and now I imagine Shaun experimenting a potion like that but it instead made us into something that may or may not have made the guys turned on. and now I am curious for their reactions. If that's okay

~♥️ Anon

Oh, we're talking about those mob hybrids? Alright, I'm game

So, almost all of them would think it's hot, some of them would hold their reactions in though. Berry doesn't want you to think he actually likes you so he'll just say you're the ugliest vex he's ever seen before demanding Shaun show him how he made that potion

Jean is...conflicted. Yeah, you look hot, but he's a boss mob. Meaning that only people related to him could ever look like that. If you're older than him it turns into a mommy/daddy thing and if your younger he starts calling you his little sister/brother. Sorry, I don't make the rules

Joseph is the acceptation to this. He doesn't know what the potion did until he asks after which there's a sort of feed back loop between your ears. No warden potion around Joseph, sorry