#Share with me the secret of kidneys alas all alien species die in two weeks from intoxication from shit and piss in their system

[maddest-scientist-ms]

You know what i hate? Like a lot? All these videos on Youtube with AI generated images describing a world where alien life exist and is absolutely pathetic. You know, like "Alien biologist couldn't believe", "Deathworlders", uh, uhh, "What the hell is snow", all this bullshit. Like god fucking damn it, what in the holy shit is this nonsense - They seriosly make worlds where there isn't a predator more dangerous than A PARROT FOR GODS SAKE. What kind of antidarvinistic nonsense is that, does survival of the fittest just DOESNT EXIST ON HALF OF THE PLANETS? For crying out loud, there are videos talking about how majority of alien species don't have IMMUNITY and BASIC REGENERATION, like what the hell? Is mother nature just giving participation trophies, it just allows to exist creatures unadapted for living outside of a fairytale book? There was an actual video where they clamed that exept for earth THERE ISNT A SINGLE PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE OMNIVORY EXISTS! Forget fucking Warhammer 40K, THERE! HERE'S TRUE HUMAN SUPERIORITY!

And like not only species, even planets where the species come from are cosmic level of soy - Aliens have never seen, and i quote, SNOW, RAIN, EARTHQUAKES, GRAVITY OF EARTH LEVEL OR HIGHER, AND FUCKING SEASONS. Fuck Drake Equasion, apparently there are THOUSANDS of tropical planets on perfect round orbits to eliminate seasons, with no geological activity, SOMEHOW silmontaniosly NO STRONG WINDS EVER and overhall COMPLETLY PERFECT FOR LIFE, and there's only DOZENS on Earth-like planets with SEASONS and VOLCANOES, and even those are probably not as bad as earth because HUMANITY IS A SUPREME SPECIES IN ALL OF THE UNIVERSE.