#Services Offered:

[autodiscipline]

Kikirara Shoten black maria overbust corset

[foreignobjecticus]

[amielot]

Uno Reverse

Bonus:

@arialerendeair keeps giving me ideas to springboard off of XD

final image was referenced from Calvin and Hobbes :3

[strongermonster]

one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.

this is the absolute height of humour to me right now

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

I hesitate to say pro-lifers have been dropping the ball on this, per se, but it seems to me we could be highlighting the grossly inappropriate hospital miscarriage care (or lack thereof) that has resulted from a pro-abortion culture, and the concerted effort within the medical profession to turn victims of miscarriage into Schroedinger's Baby. "It's only worth grieving over if the mother is grieving, so don't act like grief is the default reaction." Meanwhile, the quietly grieving mother is treated by hospital staff like her highly medicalized miscarriage is a routine procedure, nothing is wrong, no one has died, and she's not a mother.

[leviraaaaaa]

Levi helping to take the gears off of you after every expedition cause he knows you're dead tired and you can't tell me those ODM shit isn't a bitch to take off.

[much-discourse-wow]

"vetted by association"

Nah trust me, bro. The clearly written by AI tragic back story is 100% legit. We just use the same GFM links as "proof".

I do wonder how the money gets where it's going. Especially when one of the primary vetting blogs is locked out of their PayPal for donations (PayPal refuses services for Gaza & the West Bank as written in their official policies) on top of GFM also not operating in that area.

So if someone is raising money on behalf of the families in need, why can't they offer a bank statement to prove it? Gfm doesn't payout through PayPal, venmo, cashapp, etc. They only payout to a bank account.

All these pictures and no one can scrounge up proof they've received money? An official bank statement is way more believable than "trust me or else you're a bigot".

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kittykatninja321]

“People are exaggerating Bruce’s adoption craze” ok but not with Jason tho. He straight up picked him up off the street like a stray puppy because he had empty nest syndrome. Jason didn’t need to be Robin he just needed a safe place to stay but Bruce missed having a little buddy with him 🙈

[mushroominaforest]

Hi people!!!

@thunder-wolf64 has come up with a brilliant idea:

(Ooo that is a cool scug. I have an idea >:3 What if a bunch of us made mushroom/fungi based scugs and they all lived together in a colony? I think that would be neat. we could put them all together in a hashtag or something)

(Also inspired by the mushroom scug ocs of @confituredekaki and @saffronstoats!)

I obviously love their idea, because it’s mushroom related, so it’s mushroom scug time everybody!!!!! Make a slugcat inspired by a mushroom or other fungi, and tag your art #scugshroom colony! :D

When designing your mushroom-inspired Slugcat, don’t just look at the colour of your mushroom, also consider things like size and shape:

Weird quirks: (like this bolete mushroom that bruises blue!)

Families and relationships: (like the deadly duo, two closely related and very dangerous amanita mushrooms!)

And other advantageous traits: (like bioluminescence or toxins!)

Don’t forget to have fun with it! It doesn’t have to be perfectly scientifically accurate, be creative! If you do the angel wings mushroom, you can give your scug wings! Pick a mushroom that’s used for dying fabric? They can be a textile worker! The possibilities are endless!

[odegoob]

arsenal football club? no. arsenal family club ❤️

[augustfiction]

acts of service fuckin butch brain go brrrr I want them to eat my food and feel cared for and perhaps thats silly but it makes me feel happy making people feel full and warm and looked after

im stoned and stupid but fucking cook for your friends to show them you love them no one will ever be mad if you show up with cinnamon rolls or a cool noodle dish and pre cut fruit. be the butch bringin the cooler to the function with love in the shape of prosecco and a charcuterie board with a well thought out cheese pairing

for the love of god have low key gatherings with your people, make your friends come over and cook risotto for them and talk and smoke good weed while you cook and try frantically not to burn the risotto because we're stoned now and we probably either want to kiss each other or eat freshly shredded parmesan cheese in little handfuls

you will know that I love you when I set down your breakfast and your yolks are sunny and unbroken on top of your toast and mine have spilled in little pools next to my rye toast

[leolaroot]

ferengi with a service slug. its shell is waist high with a brightly patterned harness and it helps with mobility and allergen detection tasks.

support sehlat in a Vulcan classroom used for emotional self-regulation in small children. you can bury your face in soft fur or get deep pressure therapy from a large paw pressing into the centre of your chest

an old bajoran farmer who was once a resistance fighter and is always accompanied by one of his livestock, who are untrained but eager to offer support when the pain of old injuries takes away control of his right leg

a blind starfleet officer lead by a guide dog through the halls of their starship to the laboratory where they work. the dog wears an official starfleet harness and their own combadge

a young bolian woman with paralyzed hands whose service bird has been trained to retrieve, carry, and manipulate objects, open doors, and get the attention of her support worker when they arent physically near

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Yes, of course I have a thing for the rich lady that sets up elaborate games to hunt and eat people for sport. She’s British she’s posh she’s old she’s commanding and she’s morally revolting. How the hell am I supposed not to have a thing for her

[tmnt-tychou]

You get home late for work and find this waiting for you as you walk through the door.

[xiangqiankua]

喝茶 may refer to having an unwanted meeting with the secret police, but 外送茶 refers to out-call escort service...how do I know this? Because they keep following me on tumblr 😑