#Sephoroth even

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Make that eight school children and we get Larsa as well

Or Reddas

oh god I hope doctor Cid is coming to opera omnia at some point. firstly, banter, secondly, insanity, thirdly, gatling gun

I would give like five of those school children from type-o in return

[princess-of-the-corner]

I really hope Yang vs Tifa doesn’t win. WTF is Yang supposed to do to deal more damage than Sephoroth’s Supernova? At least with Omniman vs Homelander, Homelander could actually do something to Omniman! (Even if it was very minor in the grand scheme of things)

You know it's funny because about half of the things I've seen about Homelander are just most people saying 'ah yeah no these other characters would solo his ass' and then dudebros who think Homelander is a character you should be looking up to as a cool role model going 'um well actually-'.

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Finally got around to playing FFVII remake.  About 10 hours in, my impressions so far:

The Good: 

-Its a beautiful game.  The graphics, set designs just look amazing.  Given that the original can be a bit of an eyesore(especially the character models) even by PS1 standards, thats not nothing. 

-Combat is fun.  Love the variety of moves and the way every character has a different playstyle.  I was skeptical about replacing ATB combat with more of an action-rpg gameplay, but I was wrong(not that I dont enjoy the combat in the original mind you) 

-Summons are actually cool and fun to use.  Instead of being just being powerful spells with excessively long cutscenes before they’re used. 

-I like that while the game mostly follows the original, but its been re-written so the new elements fit naturally, rather than feeling like added filler.*  I also appreciate that they brought Sephoroth, and hints about Cloud’s past earlier.  Presumably that was necessary because this game ends before they would have appeared in the original. 

The Bad:  

-The game is a bit too easy.  Even on ‘normal’ difficulty I’m breezing through most combat with little-to-no-effort.  

-Its also often liner to an absurd degree. 

-They’ve somehow managed to make Cloud even more moody and sullen than in the original.  I didnt think that was possible.  But here we are.  (at least Aerith is an absolute ray of sunshine). 

-The voice acting across the board is sub-par.  I’ve definitely heard worse.  But from a game that obviously had as high a production value as this, I expected more. 

Overall, I’d say its a pretty decent game that hits most of the points I would want from a remake of FFVII.  Its not as much of a breath of fresh air that the original was back in 1997.  If anything it feels derivative not only of the original, but also more recent games like Kingdom Hearts and FFXIII.  But what it is, it does well.

*I’ve already been spoiled on the fact that the ending doesnt really follow the original, and presumibly neither will the follow-ups.  But even where it does its done well. 

[deepeningheartpit-archive]

The Demon hunter knew he heard something, Turning around to where he heard The voice from blinking a couple times because of Stoic and Monotone response. It reminded him of Two people His Twin brother Vergil and A man named Sephoroth “Whoa, It’s a Blackhaired Sephiroth.”

He joked to break the ice and hope to get a Decent reaction from the male. But judging by his Posture and Pokerface he sighed because he knew he wasn’t gonna get a good reaction

“Come on man, Why so serious? Names Dante. You are?”

“Your ‘humorous’ references will not work on me, fool.” He’s too old for this shit. Even if he wasn’t, he would hardly compare himself to a one-winged angstbin with a sword that’s compensating for something. In leather. And a trenchcoat.

“Identity is naught but a swirling voice of misplaced labels and negligent assertions.” A pause. “However, if I tell you, will you leave my premises?”

[the-spectacular-spider-bi]

~UPDATE~

so I finished watching all the main story cutscene for Crisis Core on YouTube (cant play this one myself like ff7 as I dont have a psp)

Zack:

was a good boi, did nothing wrong.

what a tragic ending :'(

...

why...

wh...

why does...

why does he randomly start doing squats so fucking much??????

plz somebody explain it to me

my children are terrified

Aerith:

Damn, I like her more this time. not enough to make me cry or anything but, damn. the ship is real. At least her and Zack are together again...

Cloud:

Oh wow he took that whole "Living legacy" thing a bit, literally, huh?

Angeal:

Called it.

Sephiroth:

Was interesting seeing him before he went full villain. Was shocked when I realized hes actually voiced by Superman. I understand the fan-service but it was still a bit jarring to hear One Winged Angel in his fight with Genisis LONG before he actually becomes the One Winged Angel, let alone before hes even a villain, not thematically appropriate yet. I really did like seeing how cool he was tho. Kinda want an AU where he never went crazy and we could get more Hero Sephiroth.

Genisis:

1. he's BEAUTIFUL

2. again, GREAT dick sucking lips. I stared. a lot.

3. I love his style, I think he went evil purely for the Aesthetic. once he grew that black wing he was gonna commit to the whole Villain thing.

4. Fuck the Masumune and the Buster Sword, THAT EXQUISITE RAPIER THO, THATS A NICE SWORD. T H A T S WHAT I LIKE IN A SWORD BABY

5. Hes very annoying when he talks becuase all his dialogue is quoting some fuckass poem nobody likes but him cuz hes a poetry nerd yet somehow still VERY fuckable

6. If I havent made it clear yet I really really really want to fuck Genisis's mouth he looks like he gives great blowjobs and OH MY GOSH NO WONDER SEPHIROTH WENT CRAZY HIS BOYFRIEND'S BLOWJOBS KEPT HIM RELAXED AND CHILL SO WHEN GENISIS LEFT THE COMPANY SEPHOROTH'S BLUE BALLS WERE A BIG FACTOR IN HIS FALL INTO MADNESS

I'VE JUST SOLVED ALL OF FFVII

YOU CANT PROVE THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED

Crisis Core first impressions: (like 2 hours into it)

Zack: Pure bean. Must protect.

Angeal: I have a feeling hes gonna die…

Genisis: Has amazing blowjob lips.

Sephiroth: Hes a bad bitch an he knows it.

Tseng: Brings a pistol to giant anime sword fights.

Yuffie: Keep your f#$%ing hands off my materia you little s#%@

Aerith: I refuse to care about you. no. I wont do it. I don’t care how adorable you and Zack are together. no no no. omg HE bought you your ribbon?? wait, no. no I’m not falling for it.

STOP PLAYING HER THEME DURING THE ROMANTIC PARTS I REFUSE TO CARE ABOU

…

shit