#Senpapi Mai

[yoursenpapibeats]

MAI SHIRANUI REMIX FOR THE ONE TIME 🗣️

[glmtwnbrtz]

“I just ate a piece of Satan” “I like gods but I don’t like rules” “I’m Satan” “No I’m Satan” .. “Fine I’m the Satan of the gay hell” “WHAT DO YOU WANT” “money”.. “ok that’s fair” “I’m gonna memorize every word in the alphabet” “You have the Satan meat” *pulling on shirt* “I need my top!” “No you don’t” “I have my gay shirt” “I’m gray and gay” “I heard murder and was immediately interested” *eating a lollipop* “This tastes like nail polish”.. ”Oh wait this is watermelon” *playing chess* “Oh no I can’t castle” *teacher to student playing chess* “I just want to kill you” *playing chess again* “W-wait I don’t wanna win yet” *other dude wins* “Now I get to flip the table” *flips table* *teacher notices* “Hey only I get to flip the table!” “Why are you scrolling through Instagram that’s not very French class of you” “Yay murder!” “Change taxes I AM NOT THE GOVERNMENT” “This is your child” *throws plastic bag* *pops it* “NO YOU KILLED IT” “Wow (Redacted) spanking (redacted)?” “AGAIN??!!!” *blocking door* *pushes door open* “Literally.. just die” *wacked with rainbow glowing stick* “You have been gay-ed” “Your long son” *pops plastic bag* “NOOO” “I’m getting big brain” “Bouncy Ben” “Get murdered” “I don’t like homophobist” “Oh no gay” “McZucc” “I feel like stabbing today. You wanna get stabbed buddy?” “Nani the fuq?” “She’s taller than me she’s not gonna get scared by a small rat” “Do you have any disgusting pepperonis I could have?” “I am the disgusting pepperoni” “Yummy” “All these kids are gonna die” “So are you” “Fricc” *smacking table in unison* “Is this a cult ritual?” “Yes” “Is the bear high?” “Got too much shrooms” “They’re private!” “Pirate? Arrrr, ho ho ho” ... “Wait no” “Is it socially acceptable to jump out a window?” “Ok go do it!” “What’s wrong senpapi?” “I have Jesus on my shir- OH MY GOD” “(Redacted) peed himself!” “That’s scarring” “Why are you peeing on the floor (redacted)?” “HELP HE’S HARASSING MY SON” “Her illegally adopted son” “Oh no” *slowly getting pushed into closet* “Wow never thought I’d be in here again” “Two, four, six, eight, why do people still think think I’m straight!” “He’s Shrexy” “Yeet her out the window Shrek” “Oh I was thinking he’d roundhouse kick her and jump out the window” “They’ve been Jesus-ed” “Shrek is Jesus confirmed” “Is this a cult ritual?” “Shrek’s lookin thicc” “Awww! Now he commits murder” “He looks like my dad but white” “NANI??!!” “Shrek is your dad” “He used logic in my murderous plot” “That white guy is good at blocking” “The Grinch is dummy thicc” “If the Grinch can get someone, I can get someone” “You’re short!” “No I’m not!” “I’m sad!” “Hiya high rabbit!” “Let the gays be gays” “You can’t go wrong with a little bit of Hannah Montana” *putting a pillow under someone’s head* “What are you doing?” “Oh just making you comfortable on your death bed” “I’m so evil that I almost killed an entire civilization” “that’s the spirit!” “Why are you blowing on a wiener- that sounds wrong” “Your water bottle is peeing on me!” “I’m sorry I hurt your wenis like that” “Ow my knee!” “I ate them” “Nooooo!!” “Munchie munchie” “Your spine is mine!” “My water is running out of water” “I hear kazoos in the distance, oh no” “Oh no he’s gay too” “I started an epidemic” “You started a cult, that’s what you did” “What do I hear about hiding a body?” “Nothing nothing, don’t worry about it” “That’s how I peaked academically, the graphite in my head powered my brain” “Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping!” “She’s eyeing my pepperonis in a way I don’t like” “Id love to be murdered by Ms (redacted)” “What why?” “To say I got chased by Ms (redacted)” “Sorry I don’t speak dumba**” “I want to learn how to say eat a frickin toaster in Japanese but it’s too hard” “Hello fellow gays” “Hello my fellow homos” “I may be straight but you guys are great” *tugging on friends sleeve* “I don’t get paid enough for this” “This tastes interesting I’m scared” “You should be” “Ariel left the ocean to get some d**k” “I strangled Winnie the Pooh” “You’re all gonna die, especially you, and you. You’re gonna die a slow and painful death” “The law can go die” “What’s one of my gay quotes” “Aww someone erased the gay” “I am being threatened” “What is the threat” “He’s threatening to shove his balls in my pants” “Where did the gays go? They’ve disappeared” *one minute later* “Oh there’s the gay, I’ve missed you guys!” *two minutes later* “I lost the gays again! Wait never mind there they are” “I can’t speak anymore since I got kabonked” “I don’t like you anymore since you kabonked me” “You are banished from this unholy planet earth” “How dare you turn the devil into a furry” “You two are banned from living” “He doesn’t deserve the wee wees” “Math with Alabama hammerman uwu” “We wouldn’t have to this now if you crackheads just listened to me!” “I am not crack-I’m not crack *laughs*” “I’m high off my own thoughts I’m sorry” “You sound like a hyperventilating cat” “I love cracking bones” “Do you wanna know why there’s green on their hands? They killed Shrek” “I-“ “We do not need to go to the cult corner” “Stop being mean to each other or else I’m gonna steal your thumbs” “You juiced the pencil”