#Selling the OC

[k-wame]

'you're not hot, bro' lmfao get his lyin' ass!

[beauty-is-terrror]

i love watching my scripted reality tv bs

it is just so much fun

[milflewis]

one of my favourite things is when these ppl go sit on the little couches as if it’s not Directly behind all the desks in an open plan room for their Quiet and Private conversations like. girl you are Shouting!!!! you’re so near you could whisper and they’d all hear you bffr

[um-vvhat]

Jarvis is the definition of you can be a person who minds their business, be strictly professional/polite, and people will STILL be haters

[tumblem]

Brandi was the real MVP this season; a lotus in all that filth.

[irenespring]

I'm watching Selling the OC from season 1 and I do have to say that season 1 plays completely differently when you know Gio, Rose, and Jarvis are Trump supporters. Like all the comments about them bringing "hateful energy" and saying "things that are just not okay" and "being bullies" and Rose saying to Brandi "oh get over it" and "there are way worse things." Is just....hmm. Because I always thought there was no context for those remarks. Like they weren't about the on-screen conflicts so what were they about? Well. Now it makes more sense.

Really the editors need to apologize for Polly and Brandi (especially Polly, she got the way worse edit) for leaving out the reason she (one of the few I think it's confirmed does not support Trump) hates Rose and Jarvis. Because her hating and insulting them now seems like a bit of a slay.

[perfectplaces]

selling the oc s3 let’s goooo

[perezhilton]

And the player’s gonna play play play play play! All the Selling The OC details!

[mesillusionssousecstasy]

Selling the OC : Season 2

Do they even sell houses or is it just about drama?

Some good quotes:

"- A percentage of something is better than a percentage of nothing." (episode 1)

"- It's not about what you're doing, it's about the way things look." (episode 1)

"- I'm just gonna shut up, okay? (Rose) - That's best. (Hall) - I can't say anything. People will get offended. (Rose) - That's your curse, Rose." (Hall - episode 1)

"- He's old as fuck. Generally, that's not for love. (Hall) - I believe that age has no number. - 20 plus years? (Hall) - Money doesn't have a number. - Is it 20 plus? - Money does not... - Money has a number." (Polly - episode 3)

"- I think that 90% of you being successful is how you sell yourself to someone." (Jarvis - episode 4)

"- I think you should consider that other people don't think the exact way that you do." (episode 4)

"- I've got crazy family, crazy friends, there's different levels of crazy. But Kayla is next, next level." (Hall - episode 5)

"- I'm just trying to move in a way that I can be proud of. - Yeah. - I don't wanna be disappointed in myself because of who I'm surrounding myself with. You're guilty by association, whether you want to be or not." (episode 6)

"- Everything is about strategy." (episode 6)

"- You're always trying to create something out of nothing." (episode 7)

"- They might one day have sex together, but it's just for friendship. Not for anything else. (Hall's grandmother) - What did she say?" (episode 8)

"- You have very unhealthy expectations and you have an entitlement attitude. We don't have to work together, but let's be rational and professional." (episode 8)

[jadecoded]

I know all the selling the oc guys are on grindr...

[drunkeddiediaz]

"Sean hasn't sold a house since he's got here" mfer do Y'ALL sell houses??? Pls that show is so funny

HELPPPP WHAT DO THEY DO EXACTLY

[excercizoeoeoe]

Alex Hall is the most manipulative person on this show

[skijumpingf1]

Watching the boys fight is so much more entertaining

[blazelikemarley]

ALEX HALL and her lil clique are THE BIGGEST MEANGIRLS OF THEM ALL OMGGGG and i loove how she uses so much energy to try to convince everyone otherwise LMAOOOO

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Jarvis and Rose's big brain energy is showing, and i like it. They're not buying the bullshit.

[stuffiveseenontv]

Dress is from Karen Millen