#Sell your CHILDREN

[sbnkalny]

I give up with kalny's antics

Triplets born, the throne awaits, a Seer warns of a deadly Fate, give up your children, pirate your drugs, steal your kitchen counter* you see, i have all started going BONKERS.

[mellosdrawings]

POLL CLOSED, THANK YOU ALL FOR VOTING!

(Seems we're all broke lmaoooo)

So I'll start working on a little booklet o/

It's the very first time I'm making this kind of book, and trying to sell content online, so please give me some time to figure it out. I'll try to get it out by the end of the year at most. You will be kept updated on the project.

Thank you all for your support!

[urfavisananimegirl]

walter white from breaking bad

Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!

[secretsimpleness]

Fan service.

Shepard (custom), Liara / Mass Effect (c) Bioware

[megamindsupremacy]

i know you have stan figure out ford is his estranged twin whom he lost memories of but the ‘just doesn’t realise he has a twin despite working to open the portal’ angle is so funny to me . alternate au path 🙏

guy doesnt call home or anything for thirty years, never meets the twins at birth & their parents are still like… messy divorce or super estranged great uncle who wont answer our calls. … great uncle it is. divorce leads children to the worst places.. (gravity falls)

dipper: are you even our grunkle?!?

stan, ‘knowing’ full well he just stole someone else’s identity that is probably their ‘actual grunkle’: well. you see.

. also him looking @ the twins being twins & going why do i have such deep-seated sadness & anger at this fact. at the very concept of twin siblings… WELL! guess i will never know!

oh okay okay wait what if. parent's are like "messy divorce or living with their grandpa for a summer" but shermie is like. hey wow i'm so sorry but actually i [insert reasonable and inflexible excuse here] so I cannot take care of the kids for the summer. however i have this brother he's a scientist and has an insane amount of PhDs and he lives in this lovely little town in Oregon and I'm sure he would love to host the kids for the summer 🥰 (this is shermie's master plan to get Stan to actually fucking talk to the family again it's been so long man cmon). And pines parents are like Okay We Trust You Let's Go Ship Our Children Off To Oregon and bada bing bada boom Stan has two kids now

even funnier is if shermie is just as insane as his brothers even though he doesn't act like it so he just. didn't tell stan the twins were coming. he assures the parents that he's been in contact w stan this whole time and has worked everything out but no he's just going to let stan get some surprise grand-niblings for the summer.

also. stan, looking at dipper and mabel's deep Twin Bond: this creates no strong emotions in me and I don't have any particular feelings about the concept of being a twin. anyways back to this portal i've been frantically trying to repair for three decades for some deep-seated-yet-unknown reason. surely these things have no relation!

[jeclrs]

Periodically I see helluva/hazbin fans debating why there are kids in Hell, and maybe y'all grew up watching different anime than I did or something, but the obvious answer to me was always that their parents traded the kids' souls away.

"Take the child instead of me!" Is like THE penultimate tragic child character backstory imo

[voiidorwhatever]

Fo4 companion dialogue is. silly, to say the least. We've all gotten slightly annoyed at companions for making fun of us for picking up junk when one of the main things to do in this game requires Picking Up Junk (settlements aren't gonna build themselves baybee) and I just saw a post about how weird it is that everyone makes a comment about how much Goodneighbour sucks when they've mostly live(d) in worse conditions. That reminded me - Bethesda. Please. If you set up narratively that a location Sucks, then make that location suck. Every NPC and their mom tells you about how Goodneighbour is this awful place and, sure, you nearly get stabbed on your way in, but. Considering no one in this fuckass game even knows how to build a bed, Goodneighbour should be, like, the pinnacle of living. Goodneighbour is a little rough around the edges, but. pretty much all places on the Commonwealth are. You're treated with caution every time you show up somewhere new, settlers that tell you how awful Goodneighbour is should be used to that. Daisy and Kent are super nice and even the Guards constantly make small talk with you and aren't really all that threatening?? They've got a fucking hotel that's Still In Business, so they have to have some kind of 'tourism' industry. You have an open cooking station there, technically anyone could just put down their bedroll somewhere and chill. I feel like Goodneighbour should've been made much more dangerous if it's truly supposed to be perceived that way.

The only reasons I could see for all this negative press is that perhaps people still remember Goodneighbour from before Hancock took over (it has been a while though) or that they just don't like ghouls. That's also silly though, because most people that make negative comments about Goodneighbour can be stuck in settlements with ghouls and even make positive remarks about The Slog.

Idk! Could've been more thought-through :')

[eli-is-an-idiot]

i love the middle bit of sing so much I need it injected into my veins right now

[sakebytheriver]

Why are they giving whippits the vape makeover 😭😭😭

[faggotfungus]

Sitting in my floor trying to organize and realizing again how much stuff I actually accumulate.

[sbnkalny]

For you, But then I took the antidote, confessing my allegiance to the skeleton war

[awesomecooperlove]

☠️☠️☠️

[i-never-grew-up]

Whoever put literally everything we can't and don't sell into a gift aid donation bag and donated it to the charity shop I volunteer at, I wish you a very merry go fuck yourself!

Sincerely, the 14 year old who was contemplating jumping into the fucking rag bag himself because he had to sort through all the bullshit you sent us!

[galacsin]

I am a reader with a limited budget for books. As a consumer, this makes me extremely picky. Especially when it comes to fiction, because, let's be honest , the majority of books out there are not that great. There is a whole cottage industry around talking about " bad books" after all.

If you are telling the, as a consumer to " shut the fuck up" about common gripes with buying a book, I am just going to turn around and look somewhere else.

There is a lot of talk about "entitled readers" floating around. I am not here to debate the merits of that

Maybe there should be more talk about people thinking they are revolutionary artist , just because they managed to put up a work for sale. Then they get surprised when people act like customers who are spending their money, and not like grateful little accolites who worship at their feet.

(This is exclusively about books for sale. I will forgive fanfic authors all the bad grammar and cringe dialogue in the world)

[wiredsmi1e]

hi yes ive got sm to do today istg i just wanna

[annalisearabella]

The kiddo wants a Minecraft themed party which is totally fine but what's not fine are these fucking mom influencers trying to charge actual money for what amounts to 20 minutes of layering in Photoshop or whatever and a typo on top of that.