#Sebastian wants to get bitches but he can't. similar to Miles he has exactly 1 person who he pulled in with his autistic swag
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Klavier and Franziska would be tied on the 'getting bitches' front, but i would be interested in seeing who can KEEP more bitches.
#Klavier and Franziska both get similar amounts of bitches#but the exact opposite type of bitches. which is why they're neck and neck for top spot#they are not competing in the same niche.#Miles only has gotten 2 bitches in his whole life but those bitches are HIS. Phoenix was pining after him for LIFE#Godot could get bitches but he doesn't want to. He lost the only love out there for him and he just kinda doesn't see the point anymore#Simon is similarly uninterested in getting bitches. He has other things going on and bitches are not even in the top 10 of his priorities#Nahyuta is aro and ace to me. literally 0 interest in bitches. assuming they were allo they would get a moderate amount of bitches#Sebastian wants to get bitches but he can't. similar to Miles he has exactly 1 person who he pulled in with his autistic swag#and if Sebastian actually GOT bitches he wouldn't know what to do about it.#both winston and gaspen give the vibes of someone who would be offended if you asked them if they got bitches.
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