#Scout & Pyro answer

[800db-cloud]

PLEASE POST THE ONE MILLION DOODLES YOU ARE SHY TO POST /pos 🙏

sure thang o7 here are some i made that i think are good enough to post. can you tell who my favorite merc to draw is

re: the last comic: i have way too many spy hcs. Way Too Many. anyway here’s (BLU) spy accidentally traumadumping on his teammates. is he Alright.

[nebulousmedic]

pyro big naturals 👍

pyro big naturals 👍

[shoukiko]

hi you know what’s cool? tf2. do you have any equally cool headcanons about any of the characters you want to share?

OH YOU BET I DO!!!!!! Lemme just

*Spits in hands and rubs them together* Lemme just..

My TF2 Headcanons!

I'm just gonna write them down as they pop in my head :3

Scout is really bad at reading, also has really bad hand writing.

Borderline chicken scratch, disgusting!!!

Pyro actually understands what they're doing, they just reallllyyyy don't care and don't see what's wrong with it.

My unhinged pookie bear.

Medic would love to look at your insides.

He's not shy about it either tbh, fuckin weirdo

Heavy is the biggest softie when it comes to romance.

He melts at physical touch

but like

the good kind

Heavy also really likes to read in his free time, it's what makes him so smart and knowledgable on things.

Soldier would pick random flowers he finds outside just to give them to you.

He also doesn't really know how to put his feelings into words so he just ends up yelling things like "I LOVE YOU" or "YOU ARE NICE TO LOOK AT TODAY"

Spy is the type to give you handwritten notes on holidays with a nice wine.

He has cursive handwriting, very very elegant.

Soldier would give handwritten notes too, but...they aren't that elegant

"I think you aren't annoying to be around"

Engineer would play his guitar for you, like alone. You can be in your room and he would sit on your bed and play for you, maybe even sing.

He's a really good singer. Like almost Luke Bryan level

Yes I like Luke Bryan

Engy would be that one dude who asks you to hold the light while he works, then get mad at you when you're doing it wrong.

Demoman has dreads, I do not make the rules.

He's also a jewelry man when he's ot working

He wears rings and necklaces. Very pretty hands tbh

I also like to think he's very stylish when he's not wearing the uniform.

He's not always an asshole either, it's just the alcohol, he can be poliite if needed, but then he wishes he had something to drink.

Snipers RV smells, it just has to.

One day you get so tired of it that you clean it yourself because he keeps forgetting.

He realizes how much better it is, forgets how longs it's been and is really grateful

You'd teach him how to at least keep up after himself and he actually gets better at it.

He still pisses in jars tho...

Spy looooves shoulder rubs, he'd fall asleep if you did it to him.

Bro is pretty fit under that suit, like you'd be surprised by his physique.

I will stop here! If you guys want more please let me know! I have to get to my other asks so I must finish.

[heavyweponguy]

Heavy, what's your opinion on the rest of the team, especially Medic? I'm curious!

Well...

Sniper: He is kind, but like isolation.

Spy: don't know

Scout: to much engey and bugs me about books, sometimes as simple as doktor Seuss.

Demo: alway drunk and is not pleasant to hang around.

Pyro: big softy, but is currently having troubles telling different between cats and cars

Engineer: He is nice, sometimes help with guns

Soiljer: bit loud. Always suspicious of friendly sandvvich

Doktor: he.. he is quite nice, maybe not at first but he is quite lovely. He has such lovely finger as well, and has the intelligence. Still can't comprehend how one losses medical license over some bones. His birds are also quite friendly, I like Apolo over Arcamedes though. He also makes really nice food.

(Mod here... this took awhile and my brain is over complicating, sorry)

[thatonesimp-e]

Can we have a tired father figure Engie tired of his entire team? (Love your art btw :D)

Hes too eepy to realize what is happening 😔

RAAAGHHHHHHG EDITING THIS IN BECAUSE I FORGOT BUT THANK YOU JDJSJDDJJD

I LOVE YOUR STUFF AS WELLSNDJJDJD

[f-pauling]

What do you think about each of the men? separately

That's a difficult question. They all have their pros and cons... I guess I can go over them individually. Hopefully they don't read this though... I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Pyro: Very misunderstood by others. They got their problems... but that tends to scare everyone off or weird them out. Honestly... I feel bad for Pyro. I think with some help and support they could do great things. They are very creative and social when you get to know them. I like hanging out with him.

Soldier: ...very passionate about his work. Another creative soul deep down, good to play DnD with to an extent. We can also talk about guns for days but that's about all we have in common. I just find him to be a but too loud for my tastes.

Demo: Good to have a drink with. Again... a little too loud for me. But he does his job well and he's honestly quite smart when he puts his mind to it.

Heavy: Heavy is someone I actually get along with. He's quite protective; but a gentle giant. Has lots of stories to share too. Not so good at DnD, especially when Medic is playing too. But we've gone to gun shows together. Dad figure.

Engineer: Also a dad figure kind and caring. He's without a doubt the smartest in the team. I've had the pleasure of meeting his father too so I can see where he gets his manners and intelligence from. Though, I'll admit, some of what he says goes over my head. But he'll do his best to explain his newest invention to me over a beer.

Medic: Caring... in his own weird way. Good to play DnD with, actually follows the rules unlike everyone else. Honestly, he's probably the best to go to for advice - medical or otherwise 🏳️‍🌈

Spy: Please stop smoking. The enemy can smell you from a mile away. He's fine I guess. Quiet and doesn't socialize much - he could definitely work on that. He does care he just doesn't show it much. I think I'd like him more if he just came out of his shell... or went to therapy...

Sniper: Also pretty quiet. He's a little awkward but I get it... so am I. I think he'd be great at playing DnD but he doesn't feel like he could make a character and role play so he avoids it. Otherwise we've bonded over guns... shooting from far away is much more appealing than up close sometimes. He's fine to just hang out and chill with. He'll point out all the cool plants and animals on walks.

And I think that's everyone! Totally didn't forget anyone

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

(62/100) rank the Mercs from best to worst at among us

Best at if:

Spy

Engineer

Pyro

Medic

Worst at it:

Heavy

Demoman

Soldier

Scout

Sniper

Medic

[father-killjoy]

Well, Papa KJ, could we see all/some of the Mercs crammed in a car/minivan, in the middle of a long and mildly disastrous road-trip?

They are lost.

[deluzionalfantisea]

u should draw pyro and scout getting up to Mischief. causing problems on purpose even. also ur art is rlly good!! i hope u have a good day :D

Guess who finally came around

[tiny-mercs]

i absolutely need to know what everyone’s favourite colours are and also what everyone’s favourite animals are

(also can I be 🧶 anon)

Scout likes the colour orange and his favourite animal is a squirrel

Soldier says ‘America is the best colour.’ His favourite animal is raccoons and bald eagles.

Pyro loves anything sparkly and pink. They also have a joy for unicorns or horses in general.

Engi likes a good dark blue and longhorn cattle. He says they remind him of home.

Demo enjoys a rusty colour and he claims his favourite animal is sea monsters. He’s also mentioned that he does enjoy watching videos of squid.

Heavy enjoys most soft colours and he obviously likes bears.

Medic says a pale teal is his favourite colour and that it should be known that doves are his favourite animal.

Sniper likes dark greens and yellows. When asked about his favourite animal, he won’t really give an answer. Or mention whatever episode of Zoboomafoo he watched last. Though, we can assume it’s something like an emu or a crocodile.

Spy wears a lot of deep colours. For favourite animal, he won’t admit it but sometimes he’ll sit at the window and admire the ravens in the tree.

[alfaversionlunar]

Почему ты такой жестокий, почему отталкиваешь???!

Yeh,really,pyro,wtf?

There are a lot of random phrases in my inbox.

[nebulousmedic]

Favorite to draw and least Favorite to draw?

Here's a handy little chart I made (ngl I like the little "emojis" or whatever youd call them)

[funkysmlix]

hi pookie

who do you main in tf2 (if you dont play, then which one u think u would main)

Hii anon!!

well,, first playing, I mained Pyro, then I mained Scout, got into Medic and now I 'main' all three! Mainly play Scout though.

I main Engineer in /community/ Mvm!

[mr-president]

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT UR TF2 POKÉMON IDEAS

ask and ye shall receive!!! (eventually…sorry)

originally, i planned to release full doodle pages for each Mercmon—moveset, IVs, natures, etc—but i bit off a bit more than i can chew there, so here’s just a pokepaste for the Mercmons featuring all that info: https://pokepast.es/7241998d3cbb9eb8

also, i got a question from @sims2chips about who Miss Pauling would be, and may i introduce: Mis-Pauling the Misdreavus!!!

she’s technically a flutter mane, but i had to make the pun ;3

anyway, i did some thinking abt Trainer Mercs in addition to Mercmons, so that’ll be under the cut:

medic is a pokémon professor thanks to his research and creation of potions and, more importantly, the pokémon center healing machine.

however, it wasn’t always like that: his genius was legendary, but the professor is withdrawn and kinda unhinged. as a result, his other duties as a professor go unused until…

three ten yros force him to his job :3

the mercmons and trainermons both exist in this au, and yes, it is very awkward when they meet each other

Professor Ludwig tasks the children to, yes “catch zhem all!” but more importantly for his research, find the mythical life pokémon: Xerneas.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Rate TF2 characters fave to least and why

OH JESUS CRIMINY THIS IS GONNA BE SO HARD SINCE I LOVE ALL THE MERCS EQUALLY FOR THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL REASONS!!!!!!

I'll try my best lolol!

FAV TO LEAST

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The Soldier

My Loud Autistic American Darling...

He's Literally Fucking Hilarious

Soldier in Expiration Date is Peak Autism and Solly at his Best!

His love for raccoons and other weirdo animals alike

Has a Fantastic Smile

The Sniper

Tall Hot Autistic Aussie..... (he's so hot why??)

His Voice is Fucking Peak and Could Listen to it All Day

He Takes Psychedelics (LSD and Shrooms) and is Awesome to Trip With

He's a Smooth Talker Who has AMAZING Lines

Also a Lowkey Animal Lover (even if he hunts them too)

The Medic

Meet the Medic and Emesis Blue were HUGE culprits to this placement!

Archimedes is the Best Birb!

HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS MY GOD!!!!!!

AND HIS VOICE IS CREEPY AND ITS ADORKABLE!!!!!!

Plus he and Heavy's relationship is so sickeningly sweet and I love them!!!

The Engineer

He's Super Smart and I LOVE how he's Basically Study Partners with Medic!

His Accent and his Speech Pattern are to Die For!

HIS GUITAR PLAYING AND THAT HE MAKES MUSIC!!!!!!

His Giant Ass Ego that He Somehow Keeps More in Check than the Others

He's a Goofy Goober Yall!!

The Demoman

HIS LORE AND HALLOWEEN STUFF ARE SO RAD!!!!!

He's Actually a Hard Fuckin Worker and Deserves a Lot of Credit for It

HIS LINES!!!!!!! HIS VOICE MAN!!!!!!!!!

The Angst about His Childhood, Losing His Eye, just an ANGST MACHINE

LOVED DEMO IN EMESIS BLUE!!!!!!!

The Spy

He's so Fucking Fascinating and Intriguing, Makes me Wanna Learn More About This Fucker

Is Lowkey a Snarky Shit (like his son lolol) and I wish they would showcase that side of him more ("Oh Scout, please, go fuck yourself"!)

Would LOVE to see how he is as Dad!Spy (Either to Scout or another kid he has in the future)

I WANT this man to say Fuck and Shit WAY MORE OFTEN!!!!!

I Like that He Does Actually Care for the Mercs (Just in his Own Secret Way)

The Scout

He's a Funny, Snarky, Lud Lil Shit!!

He's Actually Lowkey Hilarious

HES FUCKING PEAK IN EXPIRATION DATE!!!!!!

He and Ms. Pauling are SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND TWIDASH CODED FITE ME!!!!!!!

I See Him as a Brother Figure of Sorts and I Really Like Him for That!

The Pyro

A Sweetie Pie, A Cutie Patootie, A Little Guy...

....Will Still Burn Down a Village with No Hesitation!

Even Though They Have Their Setbacks, They're Still Very Intelligent and Successful (hello comics)!

They Have AWESOME music tastes!

Pyro is a Force to be Reckoned With!

The Heavy

A Big Man with a Giant Heart (Literally and Metaphorically)!

This Fucker and his Sandvich will NEVER cease to amuse me!

HEAVYMEDIC ARE THE PEAK CANON TF2 COUPLE RAGGGHHH!!!!!

Super Intelligent and Super Sweet

He, Like All the Mercs, is Fucking Hilarious, My God!

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This was a LOT of work and fun that I had here, I really hope you enjoy reading through it all!

I hope you come back here again and have a wonderful night my friend!!