#Schwarz-gelb

[der-schmetterling15]

just saw that mats put 🖤💛 on his instagram bio... if we drunk called him at 3am saying we're sorry and we want him back, would he say yes?

[parure-d-insomnie]

''Pinselstrich Schwarz-Gelb, (Brush stroke black & yellow)'' (alentours 1972)____________Roy Lichtenstein.

Glaçage coloré en noir et jaune, monté sur une plaque en bois, dans la boîte en plexiglas d'origine, Dimensions: 45 x 117 cm.

[frederikschubert]

96 Band IV Kreis

[farewell-in-veil]

what if i start calling the v4 characters by their names,,, in german

[ijustwantedtoresetmypassword]

Wussten Sie übrigens schon, das man neuerdings mit AKW-Strom heizen kann?

Nein?

Ja war mir auch neu

[partyladyofficial]

Heute im Schwarz Gelben Outfit 😘

[magnusficent]

Contemporary Dining Room

An illustration of a modern, mid-sized great room with black walls and a gray floor and dark wood floors.

[wucrnos]

Great Room Dining Room An illustration of a modern, mid-sized great room with black walls and a gray floor and dark wood floors.

[hekyll-jyde]

Family Room Library Stuttgart Family room library: large, open-concept, contemporary design with a concrete floor and gray walls. A wood stove and a plaster fireplace are also included. There is no television.

[glassclosetcastiel]

Family Room Library Stuttgart

Family room library: large, open-concept, contemporary design with a concrete floor and gray walls. A wood stove and a plaster fireplace are also included. There is no television.

[darthlenaplant]

@bluetoothgoof yeah, I think that feature was seen as particularly unremarkable, or at least "nothing special" to comment about, even in societies where dark hair is apparently ~supposed to be uncommon~ (is it really though?)

So, blunette discourse gets on here semi-regularly. This is not in support or against it, but something occurred to me that I think brings nuance to the matter.

The IRL hair colour identities are blond/blonde, brunet/brunette, and red-head. We don't even have an identifier for black-haired people despite it being an IRL hair colour (which is why this scentence is structured oddly).

This means that there is literally no existing system to fit unnatural hair colours in that isn't just adjectives. This cuts out that particular grammatical structure unless you create new words. You can write around this of course, but it seems rather odd and arbitrary that you have to.

Like... I can say "the blonde" or "the golden haired woman" which give off very different connotations, but I can only say "the pink haired woman"? And it would be an interesting feature of English not predicting rainbow hair dye... if the same complaint couldn't be made about black haired people. Why do people need to invent "ravenette" we should have come up with a term for that generations ago?

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[wildlifegermany]

Das Landkärtchen (Araschnia levana) ist der einzige heimische Tagfalter, der von Generation zu Generation seine Farbe und Musterung komplett wechselt: Im Frühjahr schlüpfen leuchtend gelb-braun gefärbte Schmetterlinge mit zalhreichen schwarzen Flecken, die Sommergeneration hingegen hat die Grundfarbe schwarz mit weißen Bändern und gelblichen Flecken.

[shi1498912]

Dabei wäre es so verdammt einfach, Mehreinnahmen zu generieren, wenn man den im Grundgesetz gegebenen Rahmen für Steuereinanahmen voll ausschöpft. Ich möchte euer aller Aufmerksamkeit auf Artikel 106, Absatz 2 des Grundgesetzes richten. Die Vermögenssetuer ist vom GG her vorgesehen.

Aber eher friert die Hölle zu und der Teufel wird katholisch, als dass der Lindner auch nur im Traum daran denkt, die Vermögensseteuer wieder einzuführen.

Ich weiß ja, dass Lindner seit 2 Jahren einzig um sein eigenes, politisches Überleben kämpft. Alles außer ihm selbst ist ihm ohnehin egal. Aber es kann nicht sein, dass er dafür nicht nur das ganze Land, sondern auch dessen Zukunft in Geiselhaft nimmt. UND, dass SPD und Grüne es ihm durchgehen lassen ...

[friedrice15]

Marco Reus.

Where do I begin?

Loyal? Captain? Faithful? Teacher?

To many of us Dortmund fans, Marco Reus is the man who made us fans of the club. He spent 22 years with us, from youth ranks to the first team, and almost every moment in between. Not all of us have seen the whole journey, but that is okay.

We saw what we could, and each time, we were mesmerized. Mesmerized by his goal scoring ability, his vision, his off the ball movement, and all other fancy football terms. He is undoubtedly the best to ever wear the black and yellow, to don the schwarz-gelb, to play in the Westfalenstadion. He is the kind of player that as a child, we would stay up late to watch YouTube highlight compilations of, just to rewatch his magic.

His aesthetics aren’t typically what he is known for, though. What has always defined his career to non Dortmund supporters has been his loyalty to the club, his ever lasting trust in us. From when he renewed his contract when we were in the relegation zone, to when he stuck by us after each and every lost game, ruined DFB Pokal competitions, titles that slipped through our fingers by just a hair, and most recently, our second place finish in the UCL final, he always dusted himself off and told us that he would always stand with us through our struggles.

Never considering a move to Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, or any other club while in his prime and their peak, he solidified himself as the best player to grace a “second rate team in the farmers league,” as so many doubters liked to put it. He had raised the Dortmund level so much, showed his abilities, his resilience, and faithfulness to the badge. Each time an elite club came asking for his services, the answer was always the same: “No, I want to stay at Dortmund,” or, “No amount of money will make me leave.” He has become synonymous with Borussia Dortmund. When people ask what’s so special about this club, the answer is will always be, “Marco Reus. He is Dortmund.”

Now he is leaving. He isn’t leaving in the way any of us wanted, no UCL, no title, but he leaves as our biggest ever legend. He wasn’t even the one to make the choice, which saddens us all, but like all good things, his time at Dortmund must come to an end.

He may not have as many trophies as Robert Lewandowski, or the pure skill of Messi, or the presence of Ronaldo, but he’s still just as memorable as them. When looking at lists of the best players of our generation his name will always be on the list.

Thank you for everything, Marco. I hope I’ll see you at the club again one day.

[partyladyofficial]

Im Gelb - Schwarzen Outfit ☺️

[jungvomniederrhein]

Ich habe mich mal eine Stunde mit meinen Lebensmitteln unterhalten und bin schockiert:

Die Milch 🍶schäumt vor Wut 😡, weil die Sahne ihr vorgeworfen hat, nicht mehr ganz frisch zu sein. 🙈Dem Käse 🧀 stinkt das gewaltig und er meint, dass doch beide nen Stich hätten, während die Butter vorsichtshalber schon mal weg gelaufen ist 🏃‍♀

Der Ketchup 🥫will nicht mehr 'Heinz' heissen, die Majo ehelichen und den Namen 'Thomy' übernehmen. Beide sind der Meinung, dass der gelbe Kollege aus Bautzen seinen Senf dazu gefälligst für sich behalten soll.🤣

Unsere feine Salami gibt derweil die beleidigte Leberwurst, worauf die Würstchen 🌭aber keinen Bock mehr haben.

Die Kartoffeln 🥔🥔🥔haben ein Auge 👁 auf die zarten Möhrchen🥕🥕🥕 geworfen und dem Mais 🌽gesagt, dass er sich verpuffen soll.💨

Sowohl die gelben als auch die grünen Paprika distanzieren sich von der roten🌶 weil diese sich wohl für die schärfste hält.

Die Eier 🥚🥚wollen ne Petition erwirken, weil sie nicht mehr geschlagen werden wollen und werfen mir vor, sie regelmäßig in die Pfanne 🍳 zu hauen.

Die Zwiebeln haben mal wieder die Gurken 🥒🥒und🍅🍅 Tomaten zum Weinen 😭 gebracht, aber die sind ja ohnehin viel zu nah am Wasser gebaut.

Die Zitronen 🍋🍋sind voll sauer auf die Orangen🍊🍊, weil diese nicht zu ihrer Cellulitis stehen und sich jetzt von den Pfirsichen coachen lassen.

Und der schwarze Tee fühlt sich diskriminiert und will zukünftig 'Tee mit Migrationshintergrund' genannt werden.

Gelesen, gelacht..und kopiert.😂