#Schlong

[testoster0ne]

cooper by jake o'donnell

[flyingsky]

GOD HAVE MERCY 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I FUCKING SCREAMED

[peensandweens]

🌋

[flashyzz]

If I had a Schlong could I possibly:

1. Play dress up with it because I CAN. ;)

2. Give it some googly eyes so it can have an idea on what's happening.

3. Dip it in cold soft serve ice cream.

(Prob feels nice 🥰)

4. Wrap it in a fruit roll up. (Nyam.)

5. Give it rhinestones!! Shine bright like a diamond!

I was totally not conscious here but IDGAF =3

[sorryformyleviathanheskindasoggy]

Okay if Schlong is referring to an above average willy (usually) then what would be a average one? a schlanormal...? Shlmedium????? What's about if it were small? Schlsmall? Schlmini???? Shucks I'm freaking out Scoob!!

[withinthebrain]

A Nickname

An informal phrase- Dick Meant to rename the obvious, A noodle for nomenclature,

It's the arrow of desire, A shaft of passion, Measuring more than mere length.

Behold the crown jewels of the soul, The D that seeks a connection, More than anatomy’s reflection.

A schlong, a symbol, replete, Not just a physical mound, But a dong sound of mind,

So let the deed poke fun, With Willy as a guide you'll find, Dick is more than a nickname.

[thebarbaricyawp]

At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame today for the Hopeless Records 30th anniversary party. Gavin’s band Schlong was the first record, Punk Side Story, on the label, and it’s part of both a traveling and permanent exhibit here now.

So proud! More pics to come!

[testoster0ne]

sepanta by jake o'donnell

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme]

entertaining myself by searching for the word "penis" in my camera roll

[peensandweens]

🟥

[mdpenman]

Got a new A4 sketchbook and a travel sketchbook too so christened them with these weirdos respectively.

[chuck-glisson]

Neal Schon

[AKA; "Kneel Schlong"

or "Jeri Curls"]

[room-bin]

REAL !!!! @on-a-queer-quest

[thebarbaricyawp]

Gavin and I are starting our trip to Cleveland today. I’m attending a meeting for work in north Alabama tomorrow morning, and then we are gonna stay with his Aunt Marcia on Lookout Mountain tomorrow.

Gavin’s band Schlong made an album 30 years ago on Hopeless Records (we think it was the first full-length record on the label) called “Punk Side Story,” which is a punk cover of the entire West Side Story soundtrack. It’s part of a traveling exhibit for Hopeless’s 30th anniversary that’s opening at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Saturday. I’m incredibly proud of Gavin and excited to go and meet some of his friends from those days, but I’m having a petite crisis about what to wear.

This is compounded me the fact that I tried on a bunch of outfits in the house while the temp in here was 80 degrees. We are not usually inside during the day, so we let the temperature climb up, but as I was peeling off outfit after outfit, I was ready to burn everything down. Or maybe just not go to the event.

Gavin realized the issue and bumped the a A/C down, and I’m sitting under a fan and feeling better.

I just want to eat a pb&j and take a trauma nap.

[testoster0ne]

alfred

[peensandweens]

🥛