#Scarry noodle

[eden-made-on-earth]

OMG IT'S SO CUTE.

Oh hey there’s Vincent!

[winterpower98]

Acording to the asks, everyone is aparabtly eather terrified, or nervous that MK's mom is a god xD

I'm curently stuck in a Cursed Au brain rot, again. And my thoughts imidiately went to the chaos trio!

Mei is probably the only person in Mk's entire group, besides Sandy, who is just chill with Mk's mom beeing a god. And the gold and silver twins? They are probably TERREFIED xD

Becouse they trapped Mk in the calabash in the past (even planed to try it again, before becoming friends with the kid and discarding that plan), and keept messing with him and his friends for fun. Hell, they tried running Pigsys Noodles out of buisniss once so Mk would end up in the streets! And sure, they are part of the family now (thanks Macaque for adopting even more children), and Mk is really cool, but now they find out the boy they had been messing with has a literal god as a parent! The fact that he had the Monkey King and the Six Eared Macaque as his protectors was alredy scarry enough. But the literal goddess of creation?! Yeah, no. Those two are probably about ready to dig their own graves at this point to avoid potential punishment for messing with Mk xD

~*~

It's so funny, honestly.

Mei is being polite, trying to keep herself a bit more in check than usual, just this once, while Jin and Yin are quivering behind her. Fully using her as a shield between them and the goddess.

Meanwhile, Nuwa turns to look at them with just the hint of a frown and the twins are sure they're about to die when she reaches for them

But then she just pats their heads very gently and gives them a smile

Jin and Yin are about to faint

[risaho]

can we talk about a certain nasty scarry chimer who is an absolutely noodle and also has questionable taste in machines.

yes the sketch i rbed is stirring inside me in a way.

[the555phonebook]

So, there are 100 numbers reserved for just TV and films - but that doesn't mean other 555 numbers never show up. Below are some of the other numbers that have been spotted, these will range from 555-0000 to 555-9999, so a total of 10,000 all together.

228 / 10,000.

555-0000 - The Simpsons - Moe's "That's right. I'm a surgeon" number

555-0001 - Die Hard With A Vengeance - Hans Gruber, from the payphone

555-0022 - Arrested Development - Tobias Funke, Analrapist

555-0057 - Arrested Development - Nellie Conslutant

555-0078 - The Simpsons - Ruff-form Dog School

555-0088 - Arrested Development - Black Friday rental van

555-0206 - Arrested Development - Prof Munch scrapbooking made easy

555-0245 - The Office - Dwight fax

555-0368 - The Sopranos - Plumbing Van

555-0385 - Take Me - Anna St Blair office

555-0521 - Office Space - Peter Gibbons

555-0690 - The Matrix - Trinity's phone in the opening scene

555-0698 - The Office - Dwight phone

555-0712 - The Kentucky Fried Movie - Ada Gronik

555-1000 - The Simpsons - Sleep-Eazy Motel

555-1125 - Family Guy - Peter Griffin

555-1234 - Sesame Street - Maria

555-1239 - The Simpsons - Moe's Tavern

555-1258 - 30 Rock - Liz Lemon

555-1324 - The Woman in the Window - Pharmacy

555-1350 - Home Alone - Oh Kay plumbing and heating

555-1392 - The Selling - Richard Scarry and Dave Ross realtors

555-1603 - Jackass Forever - Friendly Flush toilets

555-1680 - The Simpsons - Marital Street Hotline

555-1689 - The Twilight Zone - The Draytons in Her Pilgrim Soul

555-2148 - Mean Girls - Kevin Gnapoor, Math Enthusiast

555-2253 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-2310 - Last Action Hero - VHS store

555-2362 - The Simpsons - Both Cathy New and Susan Newhall

555-2368 - Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters

555-2390 - Seinfeld - Jerry

555-2424 - Full House - Michelle

555-2469 - Desperately Seeking Susan - Dragon Noodle

555-2539 - True Lies - Monument Taxis

555-2600 - The Simpsons - 3rd, 4th, 5th Floor For Lease

555-2668 - The Simpsons - City of New York Parking Violation Bureau

555-2782 - The Twilight Zone - Aqua Vita company number in the episode Aqua Vita

555-2849 - The Simpsons - Canine Therapy Institute

555-3179 - Golden Girls - Blanche’s number for telephone donations

555-3212 - Die Harder - Powell’s fax machine

555-3226 - The Simpsons - Mr Plow, and the Pretzel Wagon

555-3231 - The Babysitters Club - The Babysitters Club

555-3421 - The Final Girls - Amanda Cartwright

555-3455 - Seinfeld - Kramer

555-3502 - The Twilight Zone - Dr Arlinder in Gramma

555-3642 - The Simpsons - Dr Hibbert

555-3648 - The Simpsons - Cookie Kwan

555-3652 - The Simpsons - Jennifer Neu

555-3700 - The Simpsons - Dr Marvin Monroe

555-3812 - Last Action Hero - Customer at VHS store

555-3872 - The Simpsons - Sugar Truck

555-4102 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Janey

555-4181 - Beef - Danny

555-4308 - Take Me - Anna St Blair cell

555-4329 - Cable Guy - Ernie Douglas

555-4344 - The Simpsons - Bob Newhall

555-4385 - Back to the Future - Doc Brown

555-4412 - The Twilight Zone - Mary Ann in The Call

555-4421 - The Twilight Zone - CD ordering number in The Call

555-4456 - Romancing the Stone - Pay phone

555-4468 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-4483 - Golden Girls - Rose’s number for telephone donations

555-4520 - Desperately Seeking Susan - Desi

555-4600 - Saving Max - Jonas’ doctor

555-4626 - Friends - Ross’ pager

555-4795 - Room For Rent - Lost Dog ad

555-4796 - The Simpsons - Plow King

555-4817 - Hackers - Lisa Blair

555-4823 - Back to the Future - Jennifer’s grandma

555-4847 - The Simpsons - Family Therapy Center

555-4949 - Harry Dresden - Harry Dresden

555-5225 - Frasier - KACL

555-5246 - The Simpsons - The Nuclear Powerplant

555-5299 - The Simpsons - Lionel Hutz

555-5543 - The Simpsons - Jeb Neu

555-5555 - Inside Job - Cognito Inc HQ

555-5680 - The Simpsons - NY Metro

555-5683 - Do The Right Thing - Señor Love Daddy's radio call-in show

555-5782 - The Simpsons - Professor Frink

555-6042 - Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe - The guy who Carly wants to call her, maybe

555-6189 - The Twilight Zone - Peter in Shatterday

555-6258 - The Simpsons - 742 Evergreen Terrace

555-6312 - The Simpsons - Earn Cash For Your Teeth

555-6410 - Full House - Steve

555-6425 - The Simpsons - Dr Nick

555-6439 - The Fast and the Furious - Dom

555-6542 - The Simpsons - Reverend Lovejoy

555-6700 - The Selling - International Witch Association

555-6717 - Gattlop - Megan Chawla, Realtor

555-6677 - Sesame Street - Snuffy’s magic ukulele order number

555-6789 - Sesame Street - Granny Bird

555-6829 - The Selling - Mary Best, Wilbur Ostrus Realty

555-6832 - The Simpsons - 742 Evergreen Terrace (again)

555-7201 - The Simpsons - Canine College

555-7246 - The Simpsons - Marvin Monroe's radio therapy show

555-7296 - Barley Legal Pawn - Barely Legal Pawn Shop

555-7334 - The Simpsons - Homer's work

555-7492 - The Simpsons - Original Famous Ray's Pizza

555-7609 - Room For Rent - The Room For Rent ad

555-7666 - The Simpsons - Jack Neu

555-7676 - Arrested Development - Pre-Christmas Fur Sale

555-7823 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-7878 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-7890 - Death Becomes Her - Delivery Van

555-7896 - Two and a Half Men - Jklpuzo

555-8255 - Midnight Caller - Radio show

555-8294 - Desperate Housewives - Taxi service

555-8346 - Office Space - Phil Lumbergh

555-8383 - Seinfeld - Jerry's car number

555-8396 - The Simpsons - Allison Neu

555-8626 - Friends - Jumbo

555-8628 - The Simpsons - MAD Magazine

555-8665 - Home Improvement - Tool Time

555-8707 - The Simpsons - The Simpsons' residence

555-8752 - The Simpsons - Ken Neu

555-8821 - The Simpsons - Otto's "How's my Driving"

555-8848 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-8904 - The Simpsons - Ned Flanders

555-8997 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-9089 - The Craft - Airline

555-9362 - On Becoming A God in Central Florida - Francesca’s Flower Market

555-9371 - The Mask - Mrs Kelloway

555-9426 - On Becoming A God in Central Florida - Fam fundraiser

555-9716 - The Simpsons - Santitarium for Dogs

555-9753 - The Simpsons - Someone in Springfield Phone Book

555-9972 - The Simpsons - Toby Muntz

555-9973 - The Simpsons - Richard Newhall

555-9996 - The Simpsons - Richard Nash

[gcods]

offiiciium said: 🌻🌻 hewwo 🌻🌻

 🌻---  Oh my so many hdtgsfad~ <33 Okie lets see hmm The dub of the dr3 anime still gives me nightmares & I’m not kidding I have PTSD from that cursed ‘kamukura kamu---’ no plz plz no, I’ll give u my last spaghetti noodle just no--- don’t say that! that’s how you torture me Imma cry :( like 4 years ago when the anime came out n I had to Icon it, I WATCHED THE DUB & omg that legit made me just give up on writing thAT WHOLE MEME I DONT LIKE IT AAAAA & also that Izuru & memes one haha  

🌻--- This is random & about the show outer banks, why are people like JJ & kie came outta nowhere... um, u sure about that hommie??? Like what? if it wasn’t meant to be in the show then what's the point of the ‘did you tell JJ’ line after Jhon b kisses her? WHAT? WHY NOT DID YOU TELL JJ & POPE OR DID YOU TELL THE OTHERS?? NO NO NO--- she asked: did you tell JJ specifically---!  *eyes emoji* like there's so much in the show & people r like that came outta nowhere- no tf it didn’t.  I feel like that one meme of that guy connecting dots hgrdf

🌻--- i’m kinda lonely uwuwu hides in shame grefjs I miss a lot of people from y’know the old days who i used to interact with but never talked to haha bc im a shy loser anyway today seems like the kinda day I’d want it to rain & snuggle up with coffee and blankets and binge watch lots of stuff. I also kinda wanna branch out to other fandoms haha & like imagine --- me making a blog for I dunno Clarke griffin from the 100 (bc omfg is Eliza Taylor so hot 👌👌👌 & also her entire character was done so much injustice I could rage about it FOR LITERALLY FOREVER!) or a really canon divergent Mikoto Misaka or Fate / BNHA / Kiznaviers / Camp camp / Kagerou days--- are they still alive? i dunno but I’m too shy hehe. 

  🌻---  Imma graduate in 5 days aaaaaaaaa omg I’m so happy but scared at the same time bc like idk uyrtegrsfaed the world Is so scary rn & I honestly didn’t think I was gonna make it this far? N now adults will do a complete 180 & expect u to be a fully functional adult idk its scarry n I’m anxious & kinda salty bc hey,,,, we were promised prom & graduation & Ik what's going on but the school's attitude is just so so--- unapologetic kinda lowkey hurts haha. ik there r bigger things going on but still. plus im also gonna be moving near L.A. sometime soon so thats even scarier gbfdsgbh gonna leave people behind aaaa  /// ( ♡. accepting.  /  @offiiciium​ . )

[boobsiee]

I moved back to my house on mid of 2018. I kept my books inside the boxes. All of my other stuffs, I let them locked in a container. My photos, dolls, photobox printout, crayons, oil paint, everything. I let them sit on the corner of my house, not even my room, dusty.

I've been crying since yesterday. My mood is such a roller coaster lately. And so does my sleeping time. Today, I woke up too early, arround 2ish. Made an instant noodle for me and my sister, have a chat downstairs, then back into my room while the sun is still nowhere to be seen.

Those times, between 3 to 4 in the morning, is the most quiet and cold time during the whole day. I sit in my bed, opened my spotify and played some random songs. And then I am sad again. I inhale and look arround my room, and it hit me, this isn't me. This room, isn't me. I am not this pathetic girl, whos life left crying and sad and surfer mindlessly on the internet.

I started tidying up my clothes, arranging them again, at 3.20 in the morning. I arranged my cupboard, cleaned everything, cleaned my desks. And I remembered of my books. My lovely abandoned books. I picked them, and my heart got heavier. It started yellowing on the sides, the cover are full of dust. I ached. It broke me.

How could I, left them untouched, while I was loving them so much? Was this a sign? Was I abandoning my old self, letting myself rot in sadness and emptiness? All the hollow and suffering, was I the one who made it for myself? Am I letting myself down so much and so often, it becomes a natural habit?

And then, here I am, seeing the pile of cleaned books, with my mind full of thoughts, trying to sort it out by writing on this tumblr. Am I ditching myself because I am a coward or is the world really that scarry I choose to hide under the blanket, afraid?

[islandii]

Island Thoddoo

I have visited Thoddoo 3 times in the last 3 years. Not so regularly I visit it, unlike Rasdhoo or Ukulhas. But in recent years it has become mega-popular among tourists from Russia, Ukraine and the CIS countries.

The island is located 67 km west of the capital Male. And 20 km north of the administrative centre of North Ari Atoll – Rasdhoo. Thoddoo is a fairly large island by Maldivian standards – about 2 x 1 km. Moreover, a third of the island is reserved for farms, another third is the village, and the rest is the jungle. The population of the island is about 1400 people.

Unlike many other islands, it is located as if separately.

Beach and snorkelling on Thoddoo

Due to its size, Thoddoo offers magnificent beaches for tourists. Nowadays, there are two tourist beaches on the island located on opposite sides of the island.

Interesting fact: even in spite of its size, both tourist beaches are smaller in total than the beach on Ukulhas.

The first beach is located in the southern part of the island. It takes about 15 min from the nearest hotel to reach, the path passes through fruit farms. A great option, in this case, is a bicycle. Almost every hotel provides it.

The boundaries of the beach are conventionally marked by a fence of dry palm leaves. The beach is very clean and well maintained, but small. During high season it can be crowded. Therefore, everyone lacks sun loungers and hammocks (unlike Ukulhas, where there are much more). It’s very convenient to have a shower and toilet on the beach as well.

Tropical trees grow along the coast, through which numerous paths lead to the water. However, there is only one entrance to bikini beach. The sand itself is so white and you can walk on it without fear of cutting yourself on glass or dead coral. The water is clean and with almost no floating debris.

Thoddoo house reef is very long. However, there are not so many places for snorkelling. A small reef is located very close to the bikini beach. there are only a couple of corals and several species of fish. A truly beautiful reef with many fish (and even stingrays and sharks) is located off the coast – about 400 m.

I swam there without fins and don’t recommend it because you get tired while you swim back and forth. And if there is also a side stream, then spend all your energy while you swim to the reef. But it worth it. At the same time, from my own experience, I’d say the outer reef is not as rich of animals and fish kingdom as Rasdhoo. But corals are in better condition.

Never swim there alone! The currents can be very strong and you will not notice how quickly you move away from the coast!

The second beach is located in the north-eastern part – behind the stadium. From some hotels, it’s only 5 minutes walk. It’s smaller than the south beach, but there are also not so many tourists. There are sunbeds, hammocks for a comfortable stay. The advantage of this beach is the closeness of a house reef, which is only 200 m away. At the edge of the reef, I saw turtles, eagles and even manta rays! But not so many fish and sharks.

They say that on the beach you can see the fluorescent plankton! Unfortunately, I’ve never seen it, but I saw it at Rasdhoo and Adaaran Vaddhoo Resort.

The island is quite large and it will take a time to explore it on foot. Therefore, a good way is cycling. During morning or evening time you can easily go around the island and see what it is outside of the tourist beach.

Like other local islands, wildlife on Thoddoo is not very diverse. On the shore there are many crabs and hermit crabs of various sizes. I saw how hermit crabs used a coconut shell, glass bottom, a bottle cap. In general, what they find is used as a home.

You can find gray herons on the beach sometimes. If she likes you, she will let you to step closer. When it gets dark, you can see flying foxes sweep overhead. They are not dangerous to humans and eat fruits. From reptiles – small iguanas and very small geckos.

Well, mosquitoes, which are quite a lot on Thoddoo (depending on the season), unlike the neighbouring Rasdhoo. Therefore, stock up on repellents. Most of them are near plantations, and not everywhere, but only in some places.

What else to do on Thoddoo?

Snorkelling safari. There are two places for safari snorkelling: near Thoddoo and at Rasdhoo Atoll. In the first case, you will snorkel with turtles on a house reef. In the second case – visit three spots in Rasdhoo Atoll. What to choose? I would recommend both options because in this case you will see how diverse and amazing the underwater world of the Maldives is.

Visit uninhabited islands. They are next to Rasdhoo.

Local farm tour. Such entertainment you can provide by yourself or find a local who will tell you and show everything, or ask a manager at the hotel. Thoddoo is one of the few islands in the Maldives that exports fruits and vegetables to other islands. Papaya, watermelons, bananas, coconuts, etc. are growing here. If you want to pick fruits from trees, please, firstly ask permission from the locals.

Dolphin safari. An evening safari with a school of friendly dolphins that swim so close to the boat that you can try to touch them!

Manta ray snorkeling. Mantas are the largest rays on the planet. The span of their wings can reach 6m! They feed only on plankton, so you shouldn’t scarry about it. There is a cleaning station near Thoddoo, where mantas come. I was snorkelling and diving there. The second option is better because mantas prefer to swim in deep water.

Night fishing. Maldives is the place where everyone can try to catch fish using only the fishing line, hook and bait. Moreover, it is often ladies and children who are more successful than gents! Fish can be grilled at the hotel.

Scuba diving. Two dive centers are now open on the island. I highly recommend everyone to try diving in Maldives (no matter which island) because, after that, your thoughts about underwater world will change forever! The beginner’s course includes theory class, skill training in shallow water and the dive itself with an instructor.

If you are a certified diver, then I will disappoint you – all places for diving are in Rasdhoo Atoll. Therefore, if you have plans for diving, it’s better to take a few nights on Rasdhoo.

Infrastructure

The island has everything you need: a hospital, a school and a kindergarten, a gym and a football field. Two large mosques, one of which was built long enough.

The island has several restaurants and cafes where you can try local courses. I wouldn’t say there is huge price difference. More or less it’s the same. The food on Thoddoo, as well as on other local islands, is not very diverse. Rice, tuna, fried chicken, noodles with chicken, vegetables, etc.). Tuna and coconut milk soup. Pancakes with tuna and coconut. Casserole with tuna and rice, all kinds of tuna pies. And of course, a variety of fresh. On average, a dinner costs $US 10-10 pp.

Where to eat: in a hotel or in restaurants? It depends on the hotel, if you have a good chef, then in the hotel the quality of the food will be definitely better. In this case, the cost will be the same on average.

At local stores, you can buy fruits, juices, drinks, groceries and other necessary stuff.

If you look at Thoddoo on Google Maps, you will see that some hotels are located closer to the beach – Ari Heaven Thoddoo, Thila Farm View, Summer Stay Thoddoo than others. In fact, they are not located there, but in the village. Local laws do not allow building hotels only in a certain area located in the village.

Why is that?

Unlike many local islands, where tourism is developed, Thoddoo is a bit different. Many people on the island are doing farming and sell their products both to resorts and to the capital. Therefore, they do not want to give their land for the construction of another hotel.

Where to stay?

For the last 4 years, I’ve had an exclusive partnership (the best prices for accommodation and excursions) with Relax Residence. This is one of the first hotels on Thoddoo, and during this time they are constantly improving their reputation. Now they are No. 1 hotel on Thoddoo by reviews from Tripadvisor users and has a rating of 9.4 on Booking based on 180+ reviews

In addition to excellent service, Relax Residence is for adults only hotel. Children under 16 years old are not allowed to stay. Such concept is rare to see in Maldives.

The hotel has 2 blocks: a 3-floors building with a balcony and a one-floors block with a lounge area. Free water, tea, coffee, snorkeling kit, towels are provided.

Relax Residence is not the cheapest hotel on Thoddoo, but the quality of service provided is worth it.

Transfer To Thoddoo

Public ferry

Cost: $15 one way, per person (the traveling time is about 5 hours).

Departure from Male: every day at midnight (except Thursdays and Fridays).

Departure from Thoddoo: every day at midnight (except Thursdays and Fridays).

NOTE: as its private ferry it can go earlier or be cancelled.

Scheduled speedboat

Cost: $35 one way, per person (the travelling time is approximately 1 hour).

It’s available every day, except of Friday

Departure from Male to Thoddoo: at 11:00 and 16:00.

Departure from Thoddoo to Male: 07.00.

[babylux]

On Wednesday, we met up with Andrew’s old friend Luke and his family (Laura and baby Andrew). We went to the Phoenix Children’s museum, and it was so neat. Not only did they have a giant noodle forest, a trike car wash and a play structure THREE actual stories tall, the kids also got to pretend grocery shop and bake wood-fired pizza. There were other cool things, too, like sensory areas and a rad car track and giant foam building blocks. The girls had an absolute blast.

Murray slept for a bit and then had some fun too. Including driving a pickle car while I geeked out about Richard Scarry. Speaking of sleep, Rosie and Anthea conked out hard after a day of hiking, museum play and a Mexican dinner out. We are loving Phoenix!