#Sardonic Sexymen - Sam

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Fictional Daddy-Daughter Dancing

!!!DO NOT REPOST/RETRACE MY ART!!!

“That’s how it works, doesn’t it? We are saved by saving others.” ― Jonathan Auxier, Sweep: The Story of a Girl and Her Monster

The girl has her hair down, after many days of it being up. Why? She is comfortable in front of him. She is like his daughter, and that is her happy place. She is full of smiles: and he loves smiles.

She is like his daughter. He is like her father. Together they are a duo that come from angst-filled hearts and teary-eyed pasts. They come together to ensure safety and familial love.

((SELF INDULGENCE BABY! :D I find Alastor to be one of my comfort characters. So I made something sweet <3)

(DON'T LIKE? DON'T HARASS.)

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"HI HUSK!!!! :D"

She's just happy to see him, PLUS it's adorable to see the twins being held in a way. It was just so sweet to her!

"Good to see you around here: bit of a surprise, really."

"D'ya think dad will be kinda upset with him holding the twins like that?"

"I doubt it. Speaking of Alastor, I advise you go check on him after this."

"I know! I'm planning on it. :)"

"Please do. The static is getting quite infuriating."

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DT, Alastor, hear me out...

Your babies in one of these bad boys

"O-oh."

Alastor is completely gone. He's laughing his ass off over something so small---yet admittedly clever and funny. To be fair, he hasn't slept in...two days. However, DT seems to genuinely enjoy this.

"It's...a lovely thought, thank you for sharing."

They were struggling not to laugh, but they were damn close to failing.

"..."

"..."

"What-"

"-the-"

"-fuck-"

"-language."

"Sorry."

"...though your swearing is somewhat understandable. Are they both unwell?"

"Hell if I know. But I do know that dad hasn't slept in two days."

"Isn't he normally able to go on for weeks without sleeping?"

"He can, but there is something off about him. Like he's internally freaking out."

"Perhaps it's the weight of being a father settling in?"

"Maybe."

"...guess we got an audience now."

"What are you-oh."

Immediately, Mordecai's pupils dilated much more upon noticing that Bella was watching him. It was a sweet sentiment, and Sam just smiled down when Castiel looked up at her.

"Mhm. These lil guys...buncha cuties."

"Hm...Alastor and Double Trouble should get some rest, though. Specifically Alastor. I haven't seen Double Trouble fatigued as of late, which is good I suppose. Alastor..."

"He really should get rest: but first I wanna know what's going on with him."

"Be my guest: you are his eldest daughter after all."

"...yeah..."

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OMG THE BABIES THEY'RE SO CUTE CONGRATS YOU TWO T0T

Oh Mordy, it's time to say hello~ ;)

She's so...tiny.

Belladonna and Castiel were their names now. While holding Castiel he didn't feel as close. However, with Belladonna...there was a newfound warmth in him. He couldn't quite place it, but it was so sweet feeling...almost like when he held his little sister Rose at the time. Or better yet, Hannah...but those were past memories.

"How're you feeling my feline fellow?"

"...Morde?"

"Oh fuck he's crying---"

"Can I have my daughter, Morde?"

"Mordecai, my dear, come on---"

"Aww...softie~"

They might have to pry her out of his arms after this... <3

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so what's the manor gonna do for easter, maybe go on a little sexyman easter egg hunt, the eggs can have little tophats too X3

"MIGHT DO SOME EGG HUNTING, BUT WHO KNOWS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A NORMAL DAY FOR US...WE COULD HIDE SOME EGGS FOR SAM, THOUGH..."

"Bill suggested I'd be the Easter Bunny...he later regretted his choice. Good riddance: the triangle-coded bastard had the nerve to tell me that...I do not look fat...not sure if he was trying to imply that, and I know that he probably wasn't, but still."

"The tidbit with Bill and Double Trouble was certainly interesting! Oh, how mad my beloved got...it was quite entertaining, but I had to make sure Bill's other eye was safe."

"Dad suggested photos. Photos. Of me in a Easter dress. Honestly, I'd rather jump into Weirdmageddon than that shit."

"Samantha..."

"I'm not taking a picture with a creepy mascot! EVER!"

"I already got an egg here! Top hat and all... :)"

"Honestly, we're not doing anything special. But with this bit, I get to see how flustered Mordecai really gets~"

"...rather."

"Good~"

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Hmmm...who could she have talked to in order to claim him as her "Papa"? And why are Double Trouble and Alastor so horrified at this revelation...?

[FEEL FREE TO GUESS WHO THIS MYSTERY SEXYMEN IS...]

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Alastor and a Double Trouble fan child sounds terrifying

I love it

The kid would be a nightmare

they should play with my fankid for Double Trouble

"I'm looking forward to this abomination."

"I am not."

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so guys, how are yall gonna plan the baby shower?

“Honestly, it probably should be private…but I dunno! It’s up to DT and Dad Alastor. Though I have a suggestion! We should get a ring bear for the ceremony! It’ll lighten things up.”

“A WHAT??”

“Little Miss Sunshine, that’s a wrong type of celebration for a ring bearer!”

“She said bear, Alastor…”

“….Oh.”

“OH INDEED!”

“We aren’t getting a bear period.”

“…why is she like this.”

"A sweet little suggestion, but I'm afraid we're going to have to decline it, my dear. As for it being a private get together, I absolutely agree on it!"

"Especially with how easy things could get out to the public...not that I hate the spotlight! I just don't want this being known...aside from just doing the spell and turning out to be successful, we don't have a solid plan yet."

"How about we make a solid plan tonight? That way we'll be prepared and ready for the birth in three months: demonic pregnancies are much shorter than average, thanks to magic. As to you folks, stay tuned for that!"

"THREE MONTHS????"

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umm guys, DT and Al "might" have a baby, any thoughts?

"THEY'RE HAVING A W H A T—"

They....are coping. Except for Samantha. She's just really excited. Ghirahim is processing, Mordecai....needs a minute, so does Once, and Bill...uh, Bill needs a minute too.

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what makes a tumblr sexyman a true sexyman, do you need to wear a suit or just look good?

Everything and everyone goes perfectly still. Silence hung thick in the air, and all eyes switched over to the anon. Nobody dared to speak.

"...anon."

She speaks up slowly, almost scornfully.

"Anon, that question has ruined friendships. We do not bring that up around here. All we know is that they're sexy, in a suit or not, and that's just how people on Tumblr thirst."

Though she can't say much, since one: she's not a Sexyman, and two...she really doesn't know the answer either. No one does 100%.

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She’s a little eepy…

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Just Alastor listening to his adopted daughter Samantha vent her problems away...while being a little goober with his legs kicked up behind him. Nothing too out of the ordinary here!

(!!!DO NOT REPOST/RETRACE!!!)

(also feel free to ask the Sexymen, or even Samantha, any questions you might have~ ;) )

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DT!

My friend!

It sounds like you might use a nanny

“I mean…it would be helpful. But I think we have enough help from the others…what’s with the sudden—"

“DAD!!!!!”

“—offer. Well, I might need to have someone watch the twins, considering Samantha’s reaction…I’ll be back.”

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so sam, have you gotten any baby toys yet for your future siblings, if so can we see them?

"While I do have some toys for the twins, I kinda wanna keep it a surprise...~ Just to keep you on your toes! Besides, what's the fun in revealing it just yet?~"

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so, are the twins technicaly sexyman descendents?

"Ho. Ly. Shitballs. ARE THEY?! :D"

The thought of Cstiel and Belladonna being Sexymen Descendants excited her beyond belief. It could be a possibility!

"Calm down, Earthling. There is a possibility, but that doesn't mean anything."

"Besides, from what I understand, there is an underlying process for them to be considered Descendants."

"...why is your arm around-"

"-we're not talking about that, okay sweetheart?"

"Only if you pay me~"

"Peculiar little thing."

"Indeed she is."

"Should I take that as a compliment?"

"NO. And you are not getting paid for this."

"Deadbeat."

"HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT, KID?"

"CIPHER! Don't encourage her!"

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softball bat? Sam, you played softball? or is it just a weapon of choice?

"I did play softball! Last year was my first year...probably my only year too, if I'm bein' honest. It's...stressful, honestly. But my friends made it better!"

"Though because of the commander's two daughters on the team, they got to be in all of the games...not mad! The softball team was...drama-ish. I--honestly? I can't lie: I'm glad I didn't go to the finals with them...though that's a story for another time! :D"