#Santa’s little helper is a funny goofy dog the end that’s the chracater he he is dumb and thoughtless he doesn’t need to havgsgshdjdjjdjdj
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WE DONT FUCKING NEED THIS!!!!!!!!
#and they gave his mum cunty eyeliner#i hate modern simpsons so much they’re squeezing every last drop of content they possibly can like enkugh it’s OVER#I DONT TO FIND OUT A FAMILY SECRET NUMBER 325 turns out Marge is a championship race car driver and Homer secretly has a talent for#like fucking idk#acting or soemthing#and becomes wolrd fanous over night#and chief wiggum and his wife secretly were like a super famous spy couple in their youth#and Barney gumble will have a whole episode to himself about going to france where he also has a secret identity as a French model and#he reunites with his secret supermodel ex girlfriend that he keeps secret for some fucking reason#and every single charcater in the whole town has like 30 insane talents and larger than life backstorys which should be main character stuff#and fucking background extra number 2000 actually has a traumatic past involving pinwheels and we need to explore that#Santa’s little helper is a funny goofy dog the end that’s the chracater he he is dumb and thoughtless he doesn’t need to havgsgshdjdjjdjdj#oh you know the iconic character designs of patty and Selma? yeah we’re just gonna retcon that for a lazy desperate last grasp at#keeping fans interested hole#joke *#THIS IS JUS SMOKE AND ASH HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA why tf is their hair red and blonde? is it ever brought up again! it doesn’t make sense????!!!!!#it’s stupid and not funny#ughehdhhdhdhjs
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