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Zeff: Eggplant, you see this catalog?

Sanji: Yeah?

Zeff: One thing, whatever it is, if you want it I’ll get it. We’ve had a pretty good year and you haven’t been that much of a menace, I think you deserve a nice gift out of it.

Sanji: Anything? Out of this whole catalog?

Zeff: Yep.

Sanji: But… what do I pick?

Zeff: Well that’s the keyword, squirt. Anything. You want that robot? Sure. The monsters play set? That’s fine. Anything means anything.

Sanji: They’re all toys?

Zeff: Of course they’re all toys. What else would it be?

Sanji: So I choose a toy and you buy it for me?

Zeff: Yep.

Sanji: What do I do with it afterwards?

Zeff: You….. You play with it, of course. Haven’t you ever played with a toy before, eggplant?

Sanji shakes his head: Not these kind I mean. These are colorful and look fun and harmless. Can you teach me how to play with it? You sound like you know a whole lot about toys.

Zeff: You don’t…..?

Zeff: …Ah. Yeah. Yeah, sure, eggplant. I’ll teach’cha.

Zeff to himself: I already figured you had it rough as a kid, eggplant, but what child doesn’t know how to play with toys….

#he ended up picking out a toy kitchen set well below his age range #but Zeff still bought it anyway because it is what Sanji picked out #he did say anything #Sanji wouldn’t play it though bc he was a little too tall nor could he #understand how to ‘play pretend’ like Zeff was telling him to do #he has an imagination he just doesn’t know how to play pretend #‘what kid doesn’t know how to play? sometimes that boy does and says things that make me want to track his folks down and shake the answers #outta them—if they’re alive that is.’ he vents to Patty late into the night after Sanji had long fallen asleep #one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece incorrect quotes #red leg zeff #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji

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