#Sam/Farmer

[crispyanonartnsfw]

Unhinged nsfw Sam headcanon because unf

(this is in relation to this x & x older Sam/Sebastian scenario, but works for Sam/Femme or Male or NB Farmer as well, so I'm keeping it neutral)

* SAM IS A PLEASURE DOM * and here's my case study: he came around realizing it following one instance when his partner during sex was like "slap me and spit in my mouth" and his honest reaction was "🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 baby I would never???" Because he really is a big sweet puppy.

But.

He reeeally wants to please his lover, therefore he starts doing his research, and finds out that the kink world is vast and varied, and, lo and behold, discovers the perfect compromise. A pleasure dom uses a very different, softer, approach, with the ultimate goal to grant absolute pleasure and satisfaction, to know better than them even, rather than assert dominance or degrade their partner. It's no less commanding in the sense that it's a role that controls the partner's ability to come and experience pleasure, and it requires a lot of attention and care. A pleasure dom guides the experience based on a deep, intimate, knowledge and understanding of the partner's desires, characteristics and traumas, in order to cater to all of them and create the ultimate fulfilling experience, doing everything in their power to do so.

He would be like: " Oh you want me to make you cry? Ok, I'll leave you shaking with a face full of tears and drool because I made you orgasm so many times your limbs and crotch have gone numb. You think you deserve to be called a dirty whore in order to come? Then I'll fuck you deep and slow in front of a mirror, telling you how beautiful and perfect you are and forcing you to look at us and agree out loud for me, because you can be so good, I know that. You want to be in pain and submit? Then I'll force you to stay put while I finger you and give you the best oral of your life and edge you until, once you finally come, your orgasm is so powerful you go stupid, and then keep going until you are overstimulated. " and so on

The spanking, the bites and the scratches would not be inflicted continuously to hurt and break but would be pondered and focused to make the partner's sensations come alive, so raw, vulnerable and beautiful.

Sam would then find he definitely enjoys it too.

YOUR HONOR I REST MY CASE

[waytoomanyhobbies]

Fanwork creators self rec! When you get this, reply with your three best and/or favorite fanarts/fanfics/moodboards/whatever that you've made, then pass on to others. No self-deprecation allowed! Let's get this self-love going ON!

@babsvibes @sailoreuterpe

I've gotten a couple of these, and I'm so flattered to get them. Took me a little while to decide which 3 things to rec. I've done a little of everything in fandoms, but I think I am most proud of my fics. This isn't ranked. It's just three fics I'm proud of.

Starting with the most recent fic on this list, we have a Stardew Valley one-shot. This is the only time I've ever written in 2nd person, but making it a [Y/N] fic seemed like a fun way of acknowledging the character creator in the game. It's an Explicit rated fic about a female SDV farmer character who married Sam from the game, and the two of them dealing with her nearly getting killed during an expedition to Skull Caverns. I mean, who doesn't like to take the character who hides all their emotional trauma behind a friendly smile and break them open like an angst filled piñata using the emotional whump stick? There is some violence in the description of the attack, but it's mostly rated for the smutty content later on.

Bittersweet Between My Teeth has to go on the list. It was originally meant to be a 4 chapter hurt/comfort fic with Peyton/Blaine. It turned into an 89,000-word novel with action, twists, and subplots. It ended up with an almost equal amount of RaviOli page time and plot. It also became an AU S4 fix-it fic for a lot of the issues I had with the series that led to me no longer watching iZombie. For example, there was this double standard where bad guys weren't allowed to be redeemed even if they wanted to change and heroes couldn't fall from grace even if they participated in insurrection, lynching, and creating/using child soldiers. So, I tried to address and include the characters seeking and needing redemption on both those sides. It's rated Mature, mostly for violence and gore.

And my third self-rec goes to my Sherlolly one-shot. After a certain ILY over the phone, there was a conversation and meeting that all of us shippers wanted to see. This was my take on Sherlock trying to fix things with Molly after the events with Eurus. I'm still insanely fond of how Sherlock, in particular, came out here and of paying off a few lines that I really wanted to see called back. Certain lines still hit me in my whole heart. It's rated Teen.

[hideyoosh]

Stardew's Finest Market ☆

bachelors + bachelorettes

[ashofalltime]

im normal about the guys who play pool at the saloon every weekend and started a band together and are sun & moon coded and and and and

full image + bonuses under the cut :)

[yellowssxx]

I keep forgetting to post here too

[yaoicarus]

im sure this is what happened during the 8 hearts event

[charlikesalmon]

my stardew farmer sona + a silly lol

[kodi-art]

Color scheme practice but with the lovestruck Stardew Bachelors!

Who’s your favorite bachelor?

Also I might do the bachelorettes!

[sketchbaroness]

10 minute break in the cereal aisle

Sam won't get any break

[prettyhopemachine]

[aashiyancha]

Farmer Aaron and the garage band gang

[dangerousbride]

Morosexual farmer 👩🏻‍🌾💞 || (10 hearts event 👀)

[sinsydia]

After flower dance shenanigans

[fishnchip3011]

miscellaneous sdv oc shitposts

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

haha nooo sebastian you can't kill them they're so sexy haha

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Sebastian: Farmer is the main reason that I get out of bed in the morning.

Sam: That's sweet.

Farmer, earlier that morning: *Banging on Sebastian's bedroom door* WAKE UP, YOU DEPRESSED FUCK!

Sebastian, smiling: Yeah, it is.