#Salt!? owo hehehe

[lilybug-02]

Patience and responsibility....that's a promise....right?

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--Full Series--

An exorcism? In my family-friendly Deltarune? It's more likely than you may think. The backgrounds here were very interesting! Much more complex than how I usually do them (especially that computer).

Player POV:

Feral energy.

[pliablehead]

got tagged by @hellkitepriest wheeeee

Mood: not terrible but still a little Grinchy.. as a retail employee I am just getting so sick of christmas already lmao

Listening To: hilariously I feel like the last time I did one of these it was “i’m at work and chappell roan is playing” and by coincidence this is happening again right now LOL. i feel like we didn’t appreciate how hard the bassline fucks in After Midnight. also I queued Big Balloon for when this album is over hehehe #dutchunclesdecember

Reading: Nothing atm in the holiday crush but I just bought myself She’s Always Hungry (eliza clark) for when I have free time again owo

Watching: Umm no plans currently BUT looking forward to bfqoty and maybe some more dimension 20 when I’m back from xmas break

Playing: just finished Case of the Golden Idol and the DLCs and excited to get around to the sequel next!!

Eating: just scarfed a scoop of salted caramel toffee ice cream at work

Drinking: had a Bing energy juice on my lunch break and switching back to water wahey

umm this is nothing! cheers! but will tag @big-meows (fellow xmas retail soldier 🫡) and @showyoumyfavoriteobsession if y’all wanna

[amenomiko]

Thank you for the request!

Nobunaga - Replacing Apple Caramel Candy to Onion

MC: Here, have a bite.

Nobunaga: Hooh? Is this one of those sweets that exist in the future?

MC: Yes, please have a bite.

Nobunaga: *Massive DISGUSTED face + choking sounds + scrunched and disbelief look* Just-- what is this..??

MC: *eats the ORIGINAL apple caramel* Hm? What's wrong with it (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)?

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Hideyoshi - A Very Innocent Question

Hideyoshi: So that is all for my report for this council. Any questions?

MC: *Raise her hand*

Hideyoshi: Oh, yes MC?

MC: Where do babies comes from? *innocent look*

Ieyasu: *SPITS HIS TEA* W A T

Hideyoshi: MC- WHAT ARE YOU--

MC: *imitating a very cute, baby voice* But I wanna know ( ͡O3O)~~

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Masamune - Exchange Sugar into Salt Container

Masamune: *cooks miso soup for everyone* And, next is.. The salt.

MC: (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)..

Masamune: Hm? What's wrong?

MC: Hm? Oh, I'm just excited for the soup!

Masamune: Heh, just be patient kitten. I will feed you soon.

MC: (✿❛◡❛) Oh, don't mind me.

*later*

-WAVES of SPITTING and COUGHING sounds-

Hideyoshi: MASAMUNE WHAT THE HELL--

Ieyasu: This is too sweet!

Masamune: WHA-- OAO

MC: OuO <3

Meanwhile, Mitsuhide: Hm? It taste so delicious to me (^ u ^)

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Ieyasu - Fake Poop

MC: *secretly puts it on his working table and walks outside* I seems to forget how does the geranium herbs looks like. Ehehehe~

Ieyasu: *sigh* You are hopeless. *went inside*

Ieyasu: *sounds of clattering bowls, and crashed glasses from inside* WHAT THE HELL--

MC: (/OwO)/ *runs*

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Mitsunari - Colored Towel

MC: *wait for him to come out from training dojo *

Mitsunari: *comes out* As expected of Lord Ieyasu. He is so kind and didn't give me any mercy at all..! He really wanted to help me to be strong ヾ(＾w＾)ノ

Ieyasu: *grumbles* Just wipe your bloody sweat and come back inside. I changed my mind for giving you 5 minutes break =_=.

MC: Oh, quick! Here you go!

Mitsunari: Thank you, MC :D. *wipes his face all over and didn't realize purple paint has spread on his face* Okay I will continue with the training..! *runs back inside*

MC: Don't mention it. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) *walks away*

Ieyasu:......Are you trying to be funny?

Mitsunari: Hm? I don't understand what do you mean.. I am serious in my training with you, Lord Ieyasu.

Ieyasu:....Then why are you so purple?

Mitsunari: *looks in the mirror* Huh? What is that? Lord Ieyasu what is this OAO?

Ieyasu: *groans* Why did you ask me you- *sigh* purple cabbage (-"-;) *grumbles*

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Mitsuhide - Fake D**k

MC: Mitsuhide, I have a surprise for you. It is something special.

Mitsuhide: *Grins* Why? Is it more special than a 'lace underwear' of yours?

MC: Yes..! *reveals her fake d**k*

Mitsuhide:.....

MC:  :D <3

Mitsuhide: *froze with (^ u ^) face*

MC: M-Mitsuhide..?

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Kenshin - Rock Message

MC: *gives Kenshin the rock* (。・ω・。)

Kenshin:.....*smiles* Thank you.

Sasuke: *appears from among the bushes* That's unfair. He almost break my glasses into half last time when I do that.

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Shingen  - Whoopie Cushion

Yukimura: *sighing to his lord, entertaining the girls in the room during their castle's feast* I bet he must been bragging about his charm. The usual.

MC: Not for long (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

Shingen: Hahaha pardon me ladies I shall take a seat to have my tea for a while-- *sits down*

-PPPPRRRREEEEETTTTTT-

-Whole room went silent + Everyone, literally EVERYONE froze, including Kenshin whom sake pour down onto his hakama instead of his mouth-

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Yukimura - Pregnant with watermelon

Sasuke: Long time no see, my buddy. Look, I'm going to be a father.

Yukimura:...With your expressionless face like that I don't know if you are happy or not-- anyway, be careful of your steps, MC. *Blinks at her huge belly* Is it a twin?

MC: Maybe. Hehehe it's big isn't it?

Yukimura: Hey, be careful-

MC: Kya I 'slipped' >w<..! *sways to the side*

Yukimura: MC OAO!!

*BUSH- SPLAT!!!*

-'RED' Liquid everywhere as she 'fell' down flat onto the floor'-

*GIRLISH SCREAM FILLED THE AIR*

Yukimura: *fainted*

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Sasuke - Put his Items in a Slime

Sasuke: Please tell me you are not mad at me anymore.

MC: No, I'm not. I'm good. *kisses him* I will be off to town now. Bye~~ (^w^)/ <3

Sasuke: *smiles and return to his room, only to find that ALL of his shuriken and kunai is shoved into a slime, EACH AND EVERY OF IT.* ....Yup. Still angry.

Sasuke: *realizes among the slime has his smoke bomb* (･_･)... I will never pull a prank on her anymore

A/N: Author herself laugh to Shingen’s prank as she can imagine the awkwardness- because it came from a VERY CHARMING WARLORD UHUK UHUK