#Saf speaks
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in middle school my friends and i created this document that was full of conspiracy theories about our new vice principal bc we thought he was weird and scary. it eventually spread to our entire grade and became a 50+ page document with organized timelines of his work history, details from all his social media, a long list of conspiracy theories (including that he was various fictional villains, a CIA agent, a plant, a clone, etc), and a sightings log. i may have contributed heavily to this and done a concerning amount of internet stalking.
the document was printed out a couple of times and one copy was given by the original creator of the document (who i also had a crush on at the time) to our English teacher. i think about that all the time i mean what the fuck do you even do in that situation. your student just handed you a 50 page paper of conspiracy theories about the vice principal and asked if you could “take a look and give me some feedback). one of the tech teachers also knew about this.
anyway one day it got confiscated bc ppl were looking at it in class and the creator got called down into the vice principal’s office and got into some sort of trouble for it, they told her off and told her parents but her parents didn’t really mind iirc. oh my god BY THE WAY IT WAS HIS FIRST YEAR TEACHING AT OUR SCHOOL. the poor man…. imagine thinking you’re starting to become friendly with the students and then you learn they’ve been writing conspiracy theories and internet stalking you for weeks all because you give off an extremely intimidating vibe…
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
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KCFH HIT TWEET OMG WE ARE SO BACK
#kcfh renaissance soon i know it!!!!#saf speaks#**kcfh#kevin can f**k himself#kevin can fuck himself#100
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sorry boss i can't focus today....just thinking about vi and kissing her neck tattoo and biting her abs and pulling her hair while she --
#this is actually me at work rn#ive been working on some halloween / spooky pjo stories which ik are VERY late#but ive started rewatching arcane and now it's my new hyperfixation#i fear i need to start writing for vi#vi arcane#arcane#vi x reader#vi arcane x reader#vi smut#vi arcane smut#saf speaks
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it’s still so ridiculous that Dr. Erland was like “ok Cinder meet me in Africa” as if that’s not a whole continent 😭 and no other details, not a city or even a country (if they even have those in the African Union bc i think the Eastern Commonwealth doesn’t rlly have countries bc it’s never mentioned and Kai is the emperor of the entire area, but it’s also specified that Scarlet lives in France so the Eastern Confederation has countries, so i guess some continents do and some don’t??)
#blame it on Marissa Meyer lumping all of the nonwhite countries together i guess#saf speaks#the lunar chronicles#100
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sending love to all my fellow creators 💗
sending love to my readers 💗
sending love to my mutuals 💗
✨please be kind to one another ✨
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Bowen Yang as Moo Deng is something I didn’t know I needed until now
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WOAH SUBMISSIONS !!!! :0
SUBMISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!! :D 💖
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seeing everyones reactions to s2 s&b like Huh.
#what is going on!!!!!!!!#i wasnt planning on watching it for a while anyways but it seems so bad that i dont even want to watch it#i didnt have high expectations to begin with but this is a new low#apparently ruined both soc AND sab like come on!! Pick A Struggle#saf speaks#sab tv
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tagging @crime-wives @purlturtle @sprqpointintern @winterrhayle @figsandfandoms and anyone else who wants to do it!
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
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stealing this from the dash <3
rules: make a poll of five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's fave.
(except im doing more bc i’m indecisive lols)
tagging @sprqpointintern @purlturtle @crime-wives @winterrhayle @figsandfandoms :)
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im working on a new luke series inspired by my tsitp one where reader was actually the prophecy kid, left camp afterwards for a while to have a normal life (potentially started a band 👀) and then this summer has to come back....lots of romantic tension with luke + summer vibes + childhood friends to lovers fluff
SO reader has to be a child of one of the big three AND i want reader to have a younger brother....it's either gonna be daughter of poseidon (younger brother would be none other than percy jackson himself 🌊) or hades (for books fans this would mean more cameos from our goth gay bb, nico di angelo 🖤 and his sunshine boy will solace ☀️)
#sorry to do this again!!!!#my other poll wasn't showing up in the luke tag and i hope this reaches more ppl :))#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan imagine#luke castellan pjo#luke castellan fanfic#luke castellan#percy jackson#nico di angelo#tsitp conrad#the summer i turned pretty fic#the summer i turned pretty#pjo series#saf speaks
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also a satellite serving as Rapunzel’s tower is literally such a brilliant idea… Cress is isolated from other people because of a physical/vertical distance but bc of where the book is set it’s in space
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I just want to throw a huge ✨ thank you ✨ out to all my followers, mutuals, lurkers, anyone who views or interacts in some way with my blog. I feel like (and hope) my page has been nothing but a positive fun time for you all and please never feel shy reaching out or interacting cause I love you all!!
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STOP NOOO CECILY’S LEAVING????
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so my tumblr just refreshed and now i have the update where instead of the reblog button it says 'reblogged' and the profile picture is INSIDE the post it's so ugly i hate it here !!!!!!!!
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i actually read a really interesting series of oneshots that explored this within various soulmate tattoo universes(where the first words you say to each other are tattooed on your body), would highly recommend. some things that are discussed:
- famous people getting their tattoos removed so no one tries to purposely say their soulmate words
- two different people saying a person’s tattoo and that person giving the same response back since the words are somewhat common (one of them being an artificial superintelligence)
- exploration of how things can get confusing if the first words to someone are really common
- the idea of everything being predestined/fated, if we have any control over our lives at all
- ways that characters can abuse the soulmate system, for example: there’s also a character who makes it an instinctive response to say “if found, return to [her own name]” so that her soulmate will have that tattooed on their wrist bc it’d be funny
- someone dresses up in cosplay of a character bc her soulmate tattoo is of someone asking her if she’s that character
- characters who don’t have tattoos because they never physically talk bc they communicate via text over long distance
- a character whose tattoo is in braille
- a character that names a date and place in the past so she can have in the past stood up her soulmate
- people with more common tattoos having more of a choice for their soulmate when it comes to dating
this one mentioned a bit about how fashion was impacted by the concept & about a serial soulmate grifter who would basically catfish people which was really fascinating
i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
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