#SXFC70

[thelreads]

And you lost your chance Damian, sorry, but Willian McRPG esquire stepped up, and now the terrorists are gonna be like "there was another teacher hiding among the students???"

Thank you bill, they were definitely needing to hear some words of comfort. Unfortunately you don't know that nobody knows about this yet.

But I can only imagine if someone knew, they would immediately call the garden for an emergency rescue operation, and Yor would show up

You asshole, don't point that thing at my baby!

[thelreads]

Sunday sunday, oh powerful day of the sun, may you tell me what chapter we shall liveblog today? What's this? Spy x Family you say? Oh of course, it shall be done, rest assured oh powerful fusion ball of death in the sky.

And we continue after the totally expected mess the kids got thrown into last time. The terrorists got them, and now Twilight and Yor are gonna to have to make a real mess to save their baby. Meanwhile Anya will continue to try to get Damian to call her an uggo. So much stuff going on, this time, on Mission 70!

it feels like we're starting this at a high Speed(1994)

Wait, four busses were taken? I thought it was only two of them. Oh jesus, there's a lot more people in this than it showed

Also, Mr fake badass, i hope you pay for that damage, the car wasn't insuranced.

also, of course, they don't want to look bad since the kids of a lot of rich and powerful people just got kidnapped- you know what, now that I think about it, shouldn't there be a log of security around the busses? I mean, they are the children of the elite, and they were out of the campus, not even some cop cars to escort them around?

[thelreads]

You kidding me? You should've called him even before you called the Handler, this thing could already be solved if you did that

Oh my god Twilight's too busy right now, okay so it will be Yor's time to shine.

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Oh right, they don't know she's an assassin yet. Crap. Uhhh... maybe someone will contact the garden? Someone?

It's all part of their plan. You see Damian, if the bus go down 50 miles per hour, Keanu Reeves dies.

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Fear not Anya, back at the Photo booth of Justice, they are already working on a way to save all of you safely. Rest assured, your papa will be here in a few seconds.

Oh, Handler, you may say that now, nut you have no idea which student is inside the bus this exact moment, and let me tell ya, once you hear her name you're gonna rush there all on your own

Ah, right, Damian is also in there, sure, but the important thing is that Anya is in danger and we need to get to work. Quick, light the Twilight signal!

[thelreads]

And of course that's a lot of negative energy around the place, and so many people broadcasting their fear Anya must be completely overwhelmed by now

Anya is not even that scared of the terrorists, she knows her parents are gonna arrive any second now, she only hopes she can stop herself from pulling a bocchi before it

Oh Damian, gonna say something to calm her? My, you go boy, show us that boss status you have is not only for show, give us a taste of the son of a leader

[thelreads]

Willy ICBM definitely is Damian, you'd better get him on your team while you can.

And with his words, everybody started panicking and Anya is back. At least the floor in front of her won't have to suffer.

Oh, you thought he didn't knew who you were Bill? Oh he knew, he wouldn't hijack this bus otherwise.

You guys are all targets, but because he wants to aim at your parents. And again, something tells me he's not alone on this.

But of course, it isn't Donovan's doing, he wouldn't target the bus with his son, he wouldn't waste one of his tools like that.

Demetrius, on the other hand, could've sent them to eliminate his brother, but I haven't seen anything to point that he feels threatened by his younger brother, so leave that one for the wild conspiracy theories.

[thelreads]

Yeah yeah, as I just said, he knew exactly who they are, and they are after their parents, nothing new on that one, except he is unknowingly putting Anya alongside them, and oh boy is that not the case for her.

Negotiate? Isn't this about money? Or to cause damage to certain people in power? What are you after?

Okay... I'm starting to think there was no inside collaborator sending them to target someone, I'm starting to believe they are working all alone, which, still raises a lot of questions.

[thelreads]

JESUS FUCK OKAY EVERYBODY CALM DOWN DON'T PANIC RESCUE WILL ARRIVE IN TWENTY SECONDS TO KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS NO PANIC

I SAID NO FUCKING PANIC

[thelreads]

THAT'S A FUCKING BOMB COLLAR HE PUT ON HER OH NO NOW THINGS GOT A BIT MORE WORRISOME

ANYA I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THAT IS, THERE'S NO NEED TO CHECK WITH YOUR HANDS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED TWILIGHT TO HELP YOR ON THIS ONE, THAT'S FOR SURE

[thelreads]

Oh they got through, but unfortunately, it seems like they were found out pretty much immediately.

ANYA PLEASE THAT'S NOT THE FACE OF SOMEONE THAT DID NOTHING WRONG

[thelreads]

DAMIAN I SAID WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT NEEDS TO BE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD DAMIAN MY BOY THAT IS REALLY BRAVE BUT REALLY, THERE WAS BETTER WAYS TO DO THAT THAN TO GO UP TO THEM AND CALL THEM ASSHOLES

They won't shot you, but by golly will they scare the shit out of you

DAMIAN THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

[thelreads]

OH MY GOD ANYA PLEASE I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD LET BECKY WRITE THE RESPONSE TO THAT NOTE

YEAH SEE, LIKE THAT

LET BECKY HANDLE THAT PART

So Damian is on the plan now, he knows what's happening, and hopefully that means that when the time comes he'll be able to help someway.

hopefully.

But he already failed once due to his hesitation, I bet he won't let that happen again.

[thelreads]

Ha, good thinking Anya, directing their thoughts towards the place where they are going by saying something completely innocent. That's why you're a true Forger.

That is, of course, not taking into account she's already socially dead for the rest of her school life. Trust me, there's no way to kill what's not alive anymore.

Alright, it did work! Nice going Anya, your magnificent display of self-humiliation got results

[thelreads]

This chapter came out on October 31, so you wouldn't be liveblogging anything while we waited to find out about Anya having a bomb on her neck.

So, we just get a random pokespe panel:

Cheren learns why you aren't supposed to go into the tall grass.

No that's exactly why you should go in the tall grass, that's how you make new friendos

[thelreads]

if you squint, you can actually read ania's handwriting so it's not just random scribbles

I don't know chief, it might be that I'm without my glasses right now but I can't decipher anything

[thelreads]

I like how eager you are to throw the oldest Desmond brother under the bus when the only time he’s been in the comic it established that 1: his little brother is comfortable enough to try and ask him favors and 2: he’s willing to do favors for said brother even if he is skeptical of them working

Hey, I did immediately said there isn't enough about him to accept that theory!