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I FUCKIDNG KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW SHGE WAS GOING TOMKAE A TWILIGHT TOY

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT REBECCA

SHE SAID IT

SHE USED THE BULLSHIT EXCUSE I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO USE FUCKING HELL BECCA STOP READING MY MIND YOU`RE NOT ANYA

JESUS CHRIST BECCA THAT`S FUCKING BRUTAL, NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER

POOR TOYLIGHT, GONE SO SOON.

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Anya this is not the face of a hero- nor the laugh of a hero, since that we`re at it.

So, you took a family picture, oh that`s so cute- shame you had such evil intentions in mind when you took it. Should expect it from the Lord of Storms...

ANYA PLEASE THIS FACE IS EVIL CALM DOWN

AND WHY YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS THAT DAMIAN WOULD WANT THE DOGS TO FIGHT?

ALSO, CAN SOMEBODY BRING OUT THE DANNY DEVITO IMAGE? YOU KNOW THE ONE. THERE`S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS WASN`T A REFERENCE.

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Oh, already? Jesus Anya, you`re fast, the boy there barely got started on his- you fucked up the bond model, didn`t you?

OHMY GOD TYHE POOR THING

ANYA PLEASE WHAT YOU`VE DONE WITH HIM? LOOK AT HIS MANGLED BODY-

ANYA, WILL YOU AT LEAST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU`VE DONE OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SMILE CREEPILY AT THE CONFUSED TSUNDERE?

OH THANK YOU, AT LEAST YOU SAID THE NAME

ALTHOUGH I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU EXPLAINED ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES THAT PLEASE

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Oh lord, here it is, the fact that he`s desperate for the attention of his parents, like I imagined when he first showed up. oh this is going to be sad, anya please, it`s time for you to know the truth about him, and how he also has problems with his biological parents...

are those-

arthos- scars? stitches? stitches like agent penguin?

is that is that what what that chapter was bbout?

is that

oh god

oh god no it was that

oh no

no no no no no

i need to sleep

oh no

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yeah, captain Tsundere and his henchboys are here.

Oh boy, oh boy, I do wonder where this is going to go...

Shut up Becca, its time for a recap, don`t interrupt the Lord of Storms!

Oh my god Anya, even the goddamn manga acknowledge that you are misinterpretating what he said- And why are you sudden a DBZ narrator? We know you`re going to win and that the planet is going to blow up in five minutes let`s just move on!

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Alright that`s not any better, now he`s going to get the wrong idea about your intentions. You know what, you can continue the evil gremlin faces Anya, it`s safer that way.

That poor bastard... let him have his moment Damian, he needs this after suffering it endured due to being created by a merciless god like Anya.

OH NO, IT HAPPENED.

 NOW BECKY CAUGHT WIND OF THIS, WE`LL NEVER SEE THE END OF IT. WORSE IS THAT NOT ONLY DAMIAN IS SUSPICIOUS, EVEN THE OTHER TWO KIDS ON THE TABLE SEEM TO BE CURIOUS ABOUT THIS.

OH THIS IS GOING TO BE A MESS

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Oh boy. Oh boooyy... Now I`m intrigued. Let us continue the chapter.

Alright, now Anya`s plan have shifted once again, but in the end, it still reaches its logical conclusion, her absolute and undeniable success. Ironic, considering how many of her plans worked so far.

oh my god anya

I don`t know how that griffin is gonna end up like, but I`m sure it won`t be nowhere close to that.

ANYA PLEASE EVEN THAT GIRL NOTICED YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN MANIAC PLEASE CALM DOWN WITH EVIL FACES OF EVIL

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AND IT FAILED, AS EXPECTED. THE LORD OF STORMS HAST BEEN FOILED ONCE AGAIN... BUT FEAR NOT, REBECCA, THE LORD OF WEAPONS, FOUND BOND REALLY COOL. HOPE SHE DOESN`T THEM TO FIGHT.

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Alright, won`t blame you for this one, it`s twilight we`re talking about, it`s normal to have a crush on him. okay, kids have crushes on people older than them, fine, just don`t let this get creepy and we`ll be fine.

BACK-OFF BECCA, YOU`RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE HERE

GO BACK TO GETTING THE DOGS TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH, ANYA DON`T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT YOU THINK HER DAD IS HOT. ALSO, YOU`RE SIX, WHERE DID YOU HEARD OF THAT WORD?!

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Yeah, see? I knew it. It`s time Anya, show him your artistic talents, show him the power that your hands can bring to life, the wonders and horrors they can conjure, make him regret laying eyes upon your masterpiece.

no please not bunnies anything but bunnies pick another animal not bunnies

Ah, I see. The idea here is to force them to cooperate and create something together, rather than a lot of individual pieces. Clever, really clever.

And here comes it, let`s see what Rebecca created, although I fear I already know what it is...

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Oh yeah, got that one right. Alrighty, Anya chapters are always fun and choke-full of gremlin expressions, I`m excited for this. And Becky is there to suffer as the butt of Anya`s reign of horror, its gonna be great!

Rebecca, what the fuck do you even know about love? you`re six for pete`s sake your parents shouldn`t allow you to watch this sort of stuff, if they weren`t busy selling weapons to the enemy that is.

And lord I think I already know where this is going to go... I think we all know who that feet belongs to...Alright, this is going to be a dangerous one Endo, you better handle it well.

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Yeah, as I expected, he knows. He`s not dumb after all, he might not read minds, but he`s observant enough to notice when he`s being fooled.

Alright Endo, I`ll just warn you once, if next panel is of this boy crying I`m going to fly to Japan and put tomato sauce on your mailbox. You better fucking not show him crying or so help me-

oh thank god it wasn`t that

although what we got instead wasn`t that much better.

thank you for your mercy, Endo.

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"His father who may or may not be a rival spy that was taken down by Twilight in the past, if not something far worse..."

Frankenstein's monster? The stitches remind me of that

Oh, I have some ideas what he might be... And all thanks to a friend that pointed out a few details that I hadn`t noticed.

First off, there`s the talk about mythical creatures in this chapter, the Chimera and the Griffin, and a quick google search provided a few interesting insights

The first thing being that they are opposites. So, if we know that Anya is the Chimera, Damian is the Griffin here.

And it does seems to fit with the vision he and others have of his family. Leaders and protectors of those below them, symbols of mighty and richness. Now, on the other hand...

The chimera is a female creature, and not only it is seem as evil and bad omen, it shows up when disasters are to unfold, almost like it can predict them happening. It also fits Anya, as she`s always quick to rush to where calamity will strike

This sets them in an interesting spot, and remember, as Chimeras have a lion head, they also have a goat head, and one of their traits is that they have horns

but in this case, it seems like the goat and the lion head were fused into one, and it shows on Anya as well. She has her hair as a “mane“, and horns on the sides.

Horns on the sides of the head

Almost on the same place that Damian`s dad has his stitches. like the horns - that being - the implants, were removed. Maybe Anya also has scars on those spots and that`s why she never takes out her hair thingyes.

So, in short, it could be that he was also an experiment on project apple. It could be that he`s a precursor to Anya, since she`s the seventh test subject.

It could be that he is actually a chimera as well, trying to pass as a Griffin

Besides, wasn`t there a talk about how he`s a reclusive who`s rarely seen in social events? It could be because he`s unable to shut down completely the mind reading power, and he feels overwhelmed in crowds, almost like anya did. Besides, him being a high ranking member of the government would make even more sense if he was secretly a psychic, he was able to maneuver his way around, and would add more weight why SPY HQ wants him gone, he`s a threat that they need to eliminate, and they can`t let anyone else know about what he can do. Oh god, to think that the same fate can befall anya- jesus!

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You`re not going to show it, are you? It wasn`t perfect, you don`t fell like it was good enough, so you`re not going to accept this victory, even though you deserved it, right? It has to be perfect, right?

Yeah, seems like it`s that. Nothing besides that will suffice, am I right kid?

I feel like you won`t like the answer for that one, but even so, you need to ask about it, right? This is a weight you need to take out of shoulders, regardless of what will follow.

I see your hesitation there Jeeves, and Damian definitely noticed it as well. You mean well, you probably care about this kid, but even so, you better know he won`t be fooled by a white lie like this, no matter how well-meaning it is.

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BECCA YOU GIVE THIS FUCKING PICTURE BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR GOD HELP ME-

ANYA NEEDS IT TO SET UP A DOG RING, SHE NEEDS TO GET BOND TO BECOME AN UNDERGROUND FIGHTING LEGEND, YOU STOP SKIPPING AWAY RIGHT NOW!

Alright, we can assume that Anya beat up Becky and got the picture back, and now we`re on the second part of the chapter, arts and crafts- Becky is going to make a drawing of Twilight, won`t she? goddammit becky... Alright, not that it matters, I`m more interested in what Anya is going to make to impress her mortal nemesis and the manager of the rival dog-fighting champion.

Ah, alright, it`s not drawing, it`s a 3-D figurine. Got it.

...

Becky is going to make a twilight model, won`t she? Well, the theme is animals, but I do believe she can bullshit it somehow, saying how humans are animals, so she`s technically right.

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can ya stop I`m already sad Endo

also, those are their names? Goddamn- I already forgot what they are called.

ENDO PLEASE STOP IT I GET IT NO MORE PLEASE I`M ALREADY SAD ENOUGH

I was right on the spot with him... I`ll be taking notes from now on.

But, on a less sad note, I do wonder if tweedle dee and tweedle dum there don`t actually like being around him, and consider him a friend. We do know everybody sucks up to him because of his family, but I do wonder... maybe even if they did start like that, now they are actually truly his friends.

one can only hope.

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:(

GODDAMMIT FRENCHMASTER

LET THE CHAPTER END IN A BITTER BUT PERHAPS HOPEFUL NOTE, DON`T RUIN IT LIKE THIS

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What a surprise...

And my god, poor Damian, even he is aware of the cruel twists of fate, and the inevitability that is Anya, the Lord of storms. Alas, he can`t escape her, no one can. Like Death, Anya shall always win in the end...

BECKY GIVE THE FUCKING PICTURE BACK RIGHT THIDS INSTANT YOURE TOO YOUNG FORTHIS SORT OF THING WOMAN

Welp, you tried Anya. Don`t worry, you can get it later, right now you focus on impressing you arch-nemesis. What animal are you going to make? Silly, question, of course its going to be Bond, right?