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#SUVs and they drive them aggressively. Danny of course thinks this is MY fault because i didn't pick up the phone to call him and
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apparently i have a half sister???
what the fuck???
#???
#the secret world of merry mac
#apparently my mom facebook-stalks her????? ''oh yeah she looks just like [your dad]'' ??????????
#does she???? i don't know????? turns out i don't know what my dad looks like either i guess?????
#i've always coasted through life thinking that everyone else has family drama but not me...
#and now there's 2 whammo! situations in this one week right here
#wham sitch no. 1: danny uninvited me to his wedding bc he's mad that i said Bad Words on the phone to him while i was driving
#(we were supposed to meet at an exit on the freeway so i could hand over some stuff he'd left at my mom's house. literally the only info
#he gave me was: ''meet me at Ridgegate Parkway exit'' and it turned out there's FUCKING NOTHING at that exit. there wasn't
#anywhere to even pull over. no parking lots no nothing. so i was talk-to-texting and i'd already been driving for 6 hours and I HAD
#KEPT HIM UPDATED AS TO WHERE I WAS so there was no lack of information on my part. APPARENTLY i was supposed to psychically
#intuit that i should have gone to the Park N Ride parking lot off the exit. i did not intuit this and therefore had no idea i should have
#been looking for that. so i was upset and driving around in circles in rush hour traffic in Lone Tree CO where everyone drives $50K
#SUVs and they drive them aggressively. Danny of course thinks this is MY fault because i didn't pick up the phone to call him and
#ask for more information apparently. reminder: i was driving. 99% of my driving was on the mf freeway doing 80mph. i wasn't going
#to open the phone then open my contacts and then scroll down to his name and then make a call. talk to text was already dumb and
#dangerous to do but it was a lot easier to glance at the phone or make it read a text to me than it was to make a phone call and play
#20 Questions about where the fuck i was supposed to meet him.)
#y'know if he had just said ''hey meet me at the Mod Pizza by the IKEA'' that would have been fine!! literally all the info i needed!
#but noOo he had to be the smartest smuggest person in the chat and give me only partial information)
#wham sitch no. 2: apparently i have an older half sister who looks just like our shared father. huh.
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