#SUFFERSUFFERSUFFER.

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BORN TO SUFFER NOT TO LIVE.

[alexxstarz]

ily weatherman marvin my king

for my glorious queen @highschoolladyat5oclock

[faery-berry-blast]

@mother-of-houseplants-2 I LOVEU

[pastafossa]

PASTA I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.

*heavy breathing*

DO YOU THINK MATT LIKES CITRUS FRUITS?! LIKE MANGOES AND ORANGES?

Because he can sense when a fruit is ripe so would that affect whether or not he likes them because he always gets perfectly sweet mangoes and oranges? And what do you think his favorite fruit would be considering his taste buds

YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME, I HAVE MADE A VERY SCIENTIFIC CHART TO DEMONSTRATE.

As you can see by the VERY official chart I have made, I agree with your hypothesis (it's science, peer review, something something citrus molecules). I believe he can and WOULD be able to enjoy citrus fruits if they're JUST ripe, though for a very short amount of time, and he would absolutely have to use his heightened senses to find the Perfect One, likely one he'd eat the same day because if he goes even a hair too long or grabs one too soon, it is VERY easy to drop down into Stinky Cat Face (TM) range. But when he gets it right? Oooooh, when it's just right, perfectly sweet, hovering exactly center between sour and overripe, he could moan in delight. I have a feeling it would be something akin to sensory overload but in a pleasant way - citrus is consuming, and biting into a ripe one brings him a brief sting from the acid (and a little shiver cause he kinda likes that sting, subconsciously he thinks he deserves it, dumbass probably forces himself to eat an unripe fruit on a bad day, bad bad Matthew, suffersuffersuffer with the lemons matthew) before he's swamped with taste. The only reason the sour and sweet don't torment him is that they are in PERFECT balance, in such high amounts that his heightened senses can't full comprehend them and so just signal DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS all at once.

Favorite fruit overall I headcanon as strawberries BUT, if we're talking citrus I could see him leaning towards either clementines - lower acidity, a little sweeter, and juicy af, cause no one can tell me this man doesn't like to slurp and suck and fully engage his senses via tongue diving into that fruit when he's not being watched (get your minds out of the gutter i see you all out there) or possibly a blood orange considering how complex the flavors of those are - subtly sweet, but also kinda tangy like raspberries and cherries.

HE CAN LOVE CITRUS FRUIT.

But only for the single day it's perfectly ripe.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[french-toast-moonys-version]

crimson rivers’ update be like :

wolfstar separation. angst. SUFFERSUFFERSUFFER-oh wait. Jegulus is making out that’s great ! Thay’re so f-ing cute, and James said he loved him, wOw thats so- WOLFSTAR. IS. SEPARATING.

[koivatile]

Now that I’ve cleaned my whole house in 3 hours and realized it’s Wednesday I will cry from not wanting to see or deal with my aunt tomorrow

[nogoinghomegame]

“Alas, my poor heart aches…..”””” BOY IF YOU DONT—

[agent-cody-banks]

honestly tho it’s just funny i can remember the second party i went to and i walked in and no one said hi or anything and the last one i went to everyone screamed my name and gave me a group hug and started dancing around me and i think its so funny how things get better if you just suffersuffersuffer

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@pcy-suga

Stigma