#STRAP YA IN A HIGH CHAIR AND omg

[hutaoscoffinn]

Thank you so much for writing for the absolute Queen herself!!!

Another person and I have been screaming about your writing for a couple of days now💖💖

If it's okay with you Can I please request rika being the smooth flirt she is. Because she likes her cute date getting flustered.

If not it's okay to ignore this : )

Thank you!

YES OFC YOU CAN REQUEST THAT I WILL ALWAYS WRITE FLIRTY RIKA. Also omg THANK YOUU omg never in my little life did I think someone would love my writing so much to scream about it thank you so much!!! Ahhh thats such high praise thank youuu

Omgomg okayokay flirty Rika doing this headcanon style because yes~

Warnings: suggestive, flirty Rika, use of atta girl, princess, pretty girl, flustered reader, still fluffy tho, Rika is a simp part 93738379272, this was so fun to write omg

Character: Rika of the elite 4

Requests: OPEN

Well it’s probably well known by now that I see Rika as quite a flirt and a smooth talker so this will be fun

Rika is one to use petnames a LOT for you

In fact she hardly uses your name unless its for a serious matter so you can always expect Rika to address you with a sweet petname

Some of her favorites being

Baby

Babe

Sweetheart

Princess

Darling

Angel

Those are just to name a few

Rika always uses petnames for you whether you two are at home or in public

So yes, she will be calling you her sweetest angel in front of her coworkers because she has absolutely no shame

If your face heats up because of it and you start to get flustered Rika will smirk, leaning close and whispering in your ear

“You okay baby? Your face is getting a little warm ya know.”

Please smack her she deserves it

Another way Rika flirts is by bringing you flowers all the time

Whether its just one rose that she tucks behind your ear or a big bouquet

Rika loves bringing you flowers and she presents them to you with a slight bow, taking your hand and kissing the back of it

“For you, my angel.”

How is Rika more gentlemanly than ACTUAL men as she should be

Rika also flirts with you by using simple acts of service

Like opening the door for you, pulling your chair out, holding the umbrella over your head

When you thank her, she winks at you with a sly grin

“Don’t mention it princess. Good ol’ Rika has to take care of her baby ya know.”

God and when Rika buckles your seatbelt for you don’t evEN—

This flirty bitch leans over you, slowly dragging the strap of the seatbelt over your body until it clicks in place

Its incredibly intimate and she always gives you a little wink and a kiss on the cheek to leave you all flustered before she shuts your door for you

As I said, she’s a gentleman or is it gentlewoman?? Eh who cares

When Rika is feeling extra naughty she will torment you by whispering in your ear randomly throughout the day

She enjoys how you squeak in response to her smooth voice and the feeling of her lips brushing the shell of your ear

She will pull you against her as she does this too

Her hands on your hips as she presses your back against her front

It always leaves you flustered, face buried in your hands leaving poor Rika to have to move them off so she can see that cute flustered expression

“Cmon pretty girl, look at me wont you?”

When she finally gets your hands away from her face you can see the teasing glint in her eye and how proud she looks of herself for being able to reduce you to a flustered mess

She will praise you though if you manage to look at her

“Atta girl, thats my good baby.”

Now if you don’t look at her…

Well…

Rika is most certainly okay with using some aha,,, certain methods

Methods that might involve you underneath her for an extended period of time

But you didnt hear that from me

While Rika may be incredibly skilled at smooth talking and flirting

Her flirting isn’t always so sly and dare I say, sexy

She is a fan of terrible pickup lines that make you want to jump out of your skin and hide because they are stupid amounts of cheese

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Rika please shut up—“

Smack her I’m beggING

And of course after every single cheesy pickup line Rika cannot help her laugh and huge smile

In all honesty thats worth putting up with the cheesy pickup line

Her laughter in contagious too so you two end up leaning against each other laughing until you are out of breath

Which is of course when Rika will pull you closer, watching as your breath hitches

“Damn, guess I really do steal your breath away.”

SMACK HER RIGHT NOW—

All in all though Rika is a sweetheart

She is also a firm believer that the flirting never stops even when you two are officially dating

There is not a day where Rika will wake up and not be set on winning your heart all over again

So every day without fail Rika will flirt with you, just as lovestruck as she was when she first met you, when she got to know you, when she finally asked you out

She loves you a lot and wants to make sure you never forget it

Reblogs are always appreciated <3

[moxfirefly]

Ive come back from the depths of hell to request smut for the rest of the boys >:p

I welcome you with open arms my friend. I hope these are to your liking.

Mikey

• This lad is possibly the most open minded of them all

• a ‘don’t knock it till you try it’ mindset

• He’s also a pleaser. Your pleasure is 1st, his pleasure comes from getting you off basically

• I’ll be sued if I don’t state the obvious: Boobs, tatas, titties, badonkers, hakuna de tatas. You get it, he’s all about the fun bags.

• which means: boob jobs 😬

• let him slide himself between them

• let him cum all over them

• motorboating is a de-stresser honestly you gotta get used to him having a whole ass conversation with you while face first in them

• hi role playing

• I will definitely get sued if I don’t state: King of Oral™️

• honestly it makes sense

• he once almost passed out trying to beat a personal record when it came to going down on you

• honestly he’d happily die like that let’s be real

• he loves over stimulating

• return the favor he lowkey loves being overstimulated

• do you want a make out session that’ll leave you a complete and utter MESS?

• This is your MAN. Mikey really loves making out, it’s the one time he shuts up and just the intimacy of kissing makes his insides all gooey

Leonardo

• welcome to Dom nation

• I wanna say daddy kink....

• ima say daddy kink 😬😬

• hi rope play

• hi orgasm denial

• but honestly he’s a soft boi on the regular. He’s all about that good ol love making. All passionate, slow and sensual

• but if you ask him to wreck you

• he gonna wreck your shit

• I mean once Dom mode is activated. Consent is said. Boundries set. It’s on bitch.

• tortourously slow

• deep short hits

• either way he’s rolling your eyes into the back of your head

• say his name

• say his full name bruh, and if you stutter halfway through or it mixes into a moan, absolutely GUTS HIM

• fucks you with his eyes from across a crowded room

• mouths ‘behave’ if you get frisky with him near his brothers

• pls don’t behave you will be rewarded in the most punishing way

• hi edging kink

• he will gag you with his mask, he will tie you up with his mask

• wear blue I dare ya

• you ain’t making it out alive from the bed

• don’t worry after care GALORE, he’s all about praises and holding you and asking you

• body worship, here’s the kicker, worship his body. He’s lowkey pretty proud of his physique. Run your hands all over him, map out the scars, admiring it all, Marcel it my dude he’s gonna eat that shit up something fierce

• will try more bdsm stuff cause he enjoys the discipline it brings as well as the sexual factor of it.

Donatello

• strap in my guys you’ve just acquired shy in the streets freak in the sheets

• apprehensive before he’s sure sure, like he’s gotta know he’s in the right lane, give him the green light and he’s gonna put to practice EVERYTHING he’s read or watched

• which go figure: he watches a ton of porn. The lad has had access to the World Wide Web for a while. Huge percentage of the time it’s to learn but he’ll never admit he’s loves to beat off every chance he gets, it’s a destresser

• hi edging kink (edge him 😬)

• hi switch (my boy will be your best sub and or dom)

• THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS he loves them he’s obsessed, big or skinny muscle or twig. Boy just loves a good piece of thigh

• which also warrants: PLEASE TOUCH HIS THIGHS IF YOU WANNA SEE 6 feet and 8 inches of turtle man become GOO

• bite his thighs, kiss then, scratch them, grab a hold of them, give them a good slap. Please you will not regret this.

• THIGH HIGHS, you will make brain empty no thought

• crush his head, please he’ll thank you

• COMPLIMENT THIS LAD I BEG YOU

• Gas him the fuck up, not just by stating how smart he is, go for the insecurities. GAS THAT SHIT UP. He’s gonna think about it for a week straight, he’s gonna be in the shower literally wasting hot water like “my arms?? He/she/they love my arms??!!”

• Donnie will literally be mid bang absolutely mesmerized by watching himself go in and out and in his crazed sex hazed mind he’s gonna say how he fucking loves watching how you take him in, how tightly you suffucote cock

• say his name, say it completely, say it and then beg him, omg he’ll have to reverse engineer some experiment in order to but bust a nut right then and there

• the computer chair™️

• wrap your arms around his neck while he’s sitting, press your lips to the back of his head. Let your hand slide down his neck and caress his chest. HEAD EMPTY MY BOY IS GONE.

• the garbage truck™️

• he loves doing the deed in his terrotory so to speak. Any spot he’s claimed his own, any invention like the truck. His bed? Oh gosh, make sure you make a mess perv likes smelling you on his sheets

• really loves getting a hand job especially if he’s busy doing something, he wants to try and multi task

• ride him, he turns into such a bottom when you do

• honestly he’s my fave I could go on forever

[thirstybtsthoughts]

I’ve been seeing so many people on here talking about baby fever, so how do you think they would be as dads? For some reason I can only picture jk as a girl dad and he’d be so gentle with her and do her hair🥺 I’m weaakk

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS???!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAD JK DOES TO ME?? AND THEN YOU WENT AND SAID ABOUT HIM WITH A DAUGHTER!!!! MY TEARS ARE EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bangtan as dads hmmm I’ll do a little imagine for each because y’all need to cry with me (I’m sorry I’m not good at this stuff but here ya go 😂):

Namjoon: Imagine him with his son, teaching him to ride a bike from a young age. When his child is off the stabilisers and starts learning on two wheels, Joon makes sure his child is decked out in protective gear and runs along with him, holding out his arms incase his son falls. Then celebrates a cycling victory with the biggest cheers, making sure he tells everyone his son can ride a bike now 🥺

Jin: Imagine him watching children’s tv with his daughter before bedtime, he’s made her some warm milk which she’s sipping at from a bottle and he’s laughing with her at the funny parts, she ends up on his lap for cuddles... his partner comes in to find them asleep together on the couch while cuddling omg 😭

Yoongi: Imagine him in bed with his partner (just sleeping y’all not doing the deed, I know your minds 😏). His toddler daughter comes into the room early in the morning and climbs all over Yoongi’s face with her chunky little legs and fat little feet, waking him up . He moans and groans, still half asleep, then when she starts hitting him in the face (lovingly ofcourse, you know how toddlers are), he grabs her and blows raspberries on her tummy to make her giggle and tells her she’s a cheeky little one. Then he gets up and does her morning routine with her, letting his partner sleep longer 🥺. 

Hobi: Imagine him buying his son a whole designer wardrobe and wanting to dress him everyday. He’d dress his baby and then exclaim like he does “WAH!” and take tons of photos of his son looking on fleek. He’d be so proud. Then imagine the day his baby starts walking 🥺, Hobi would be clapping so hard and jumping with excitement, he’d be LOUD about it 😁. He’d get him some hella cool shoes and take him on walks in the park, watching is son running around and playing little chase games 🥺

Jimin: Imagine him taking his daughter to disneyland 🥺. He’d go on all the kiddie rides with her, he’d buy her whatever she wants to eat and he’d get matching tiaras to wear with her. She’s his best friend/little princess and he teams up with her to make fun of/tease his partner on many occasions, this time laughing together when his partner is too scared to go on one of the rides meant for kids “you’re a scaredy cat!”. She’d go dressed as her favourite character and he’d make it his mission to find that character so she gets to meet them. And when she does meet them he’s the proudest dad ever, he almost cries. When they watch the fireworks he picks her up in one arm with his other arm around his partner, then carries her back home on his shoulders because she’s tired 😭. 

Taehyung: Imagine him painting with his son. He buys him the biggest art sets, letting his son have free choice over what he wants to create 🥰. As a baby he’d strap him in a high chair and hand him a paintbrush, letting him get paint everywhere as both the baby and Tae become a giggly mess of colour. They’d get messy and create all kinds of things together, it becoming the thing they bond on. This would go on for years and as his son grows and continues to create art, Tae keeps putting them up in the family living room, proudly displaying all the pieces of art he adores. 🥰

Jungkook: (I’m gonna use your idea) Imagine Jungkook with his daughter, she has gotten used to him doing her hair because he’s so gentle and can do all the cute plaits and hairstyles so well. So every morning before school she gets ready then goes to her dad with a hairbrush and hair ties. He’s been watching youtube tutorials of new styles and always has something cute in mind when he ties her hair. She always loves it. Then he walks her to school, hand in hand, leaving her at the gate and watching her go in with the biggest proud dad bunny smile on his face 🥺. 

This is too soft for this blog omg I am HURTING 😭😭😭

[ne-fe-li-bata]

Aye yo CORPSE!  ...

Dead ass;

You can't convince me that Corspe was/is/does ; 

in no particular order..

• Deserve to be held ( I would smother him with my chest and hold him tighter than he has ever been held) & protected from this world

• Pyro! Mans loves🔥🔥🔥 - mostly his fav elemental  (Leo is a fire sign); “WOOO... now that’s a fire!”

•  Loves knives/weapons- has a collection (quite a nifty 1, ay thank-a-you) & even knows how to use butterfly knives/ tackle combat.

      Has a collection of weapons (brass knuckle, daggers, swords, knives,etc.)

•  Highly interested in combat/training. Most likely has training in some sort of combat. Loves any form of physical combat < UFC,MMA, Boxing, any type of martial arts>

•  Absolute proper gentlemen / clearly has the utmost charm/cunning

      I.e holds the door open & will slap yo ass on the way in, moves you away from street side when walking, pulls chairs, defends your honor, etc.

• Takes A . L . O . T  to truly capture his attention- but once you have it ..%100

•  With his person; protective/obsessives/ possessive/ sensual/ affectionate .

              < mine is mine. me no share -like absolutely not at all>

             “ You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for ya“

• RP'er on DeviantArt/chats had his own OC. (also prob had his fav person to RP with) 

         <prob even talked to them in MSN or private chat>

•  Watched mostly nothing by anime/cartoons (nick/CN) as a kid & also mostly watched certain shows/movies as a kid well into his teens

         (could recite quotes/scenes as second nature)

•  Not a major musical theatre type of kid. But musical movies/shows was 1 of his favs- but still highly interested/ in love with theatre/musicals/preforming arts none the less.

-EYES DON’T LIE

•’staring problem’ he’d just stare at you -deep in his head (both good & bad) you’d have to bring him back to you ..”babe- eh, come *snap*back to me. What’s on your mind my love?’

•  Genuinely a really warm person- but only to certain people, but comes across cold & distance 

•  Grew up in the internet & knows the way around the 'business' & 'faceless' YouTubers/celebrities

•  His teens/ late adolescents consisted & grew up on YouTube O.G videos/ video game commentary/content;

  Cry.. <Cry was a huge part of my life & still hold a special place in my heart. Corspe just like I was most likely devastated with the shit that went down> 

Jack

Nova

Sp00n

Jontron

Smosh

Nigahiga

Shane

Jenna

Hanna Hart

Phil/Dan

KevJumba

Ray William Johnson

Pewds

Machinima

EMT

ERB

Wassabi Prod.

VlogBros, 

-etc

• Has an oral fixating (lovebites indefinitely <like dead ass ya’ll be chillan/ out & he’d attack you> & just needs something in his mouth always)

• Fidgety af, always need to be playing with something in his hands/playing with 

•  Is a goddamn absolute certified freak--but also super soft bean boi. (can't stress how this boi needs& deserves to be protected)

• Constant hand/arm touching/stroking for comfort.

• Daddy{papi} / Mommy(mamá) . Master . Sir  kink - hard control kinks- but highly sub. 

hard(er) kinks

• Lovebites = M I N E 

obvs fishnets/ crossbody straps/ lingerie

lace

collars/ restraints 

toys

     •RP

degrading/praising

sub/dom switch

showing/proving your actually/completely & utterly his/ he’s completely & utterly yours..

& of course you know it's go time when 1 - if not both of you has kitty ears on. 

over stim 

*no touchy/ don’t let me go*

“look at what I’ve done to you”

“you kno only I can do this to you”

“look how greedy you are for me”

“look at the mess you’ve made because of me’ 

“cum on my face”/’cum for me”

“who do you belong to” / “you belong to me & only me”

100% all black clothing 🖤

*that once we get home / I swear I’ll deal with you right here, right now* look 

primal play  “when you run from me, it only makes me want you more” “you know imma find you kitten”

pet names (beast< i feel like you call this man “ (a) beast”-he about to lose his absolute fucking mind> , “oh Corpse/______, you absolute fuckin’ beast- my God” kitten, babyboy/girl, baby(e), bae, my love, lover boy, my darling, slut, needy little bitch, cum slut, lil’ whore, master/mistress, king/queen”

“only yours” “just ______” “ no-one but _____” “only____” “only you” 

‘I’ll keep you so no one can find you or bother us’

“that’s my girl” / “that's my boy”

“would you like to/ I saw----”

“look at me” “don’t look away from me”

GROWLING / talking through clenched jaw

not breaking eye contact 

     • his name & ‘Corspe’ being cried out 

“cry out my name for me baby. know who you belong to”

video/sexing/teasing 

breeding kink

voyeurism

abrasions

aftercare af 

impact play 

24/7

edging 

accidental stim; “holy fuck- I’m so turned on by you rn”

rope bondage 

begging 

worships 

•  But also soft kinks; 

MEME SENDING

head on lap/chest

naps

playing with hair 

matching outfits

voice messages 

always touching (somehow)

no space between bodies

picture taking together/ just of you

body rubs, head rubs

massages

competition 

play fighting

“this reminded me of you”

“I remember you said” “I know you...”

“you know I love you”

“I can tell by your eyes”

“ugh- I swear to shit imma marry you 1 day”

“nothing really made sense until you”

“do you wanna watch”/ “WAIT!? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN?!”

“damn- you really do love/like me, eh?”/ “you are SO fucking mine”

“that’s my girl”/ “that's my boy”

pet names/ “MY_______” “YOURS”

long stares

dates- stay at home dates are his fav, as your attention/focus is just on him 

choker/necklace/ jewelry (that 1 of you bought- NOT LIKE HIGH PRICE TAG, but like seen it & was like ‘omg ____ would so wear...’) 

cuddles with movies /anime watching time

just being in the same room/on call- even in silence 

* emojis*- just some sort of communication 

inside jokes/ puns/dark humor

seeing 1 another with kids

future kink (family, travel, etc)

playing video games 

dancing/ singing with 1 another

Sitting on the ground, wrapped around his leg when he streams/edits

Nerf gun fights 

Watching him record (tracks/editing/streaming)

•  Loves- loves surprises <like dead ass would set up a surprise date/ do a scavenger hunt for you/ surprise you with your fav thing>

•  Loyalty is everything & his best attribute (& pride) 

• The music that he make is from the soul/heart. He pit everything has has/what he has left into his art

•  No one has seen the real him - a side he truly hides

•  He's both book & street smart

           Taught himself through YouTube/Reedit/online 

•  Fav actors; Jim Carrey/Robbin Williams/Will Smith (?)

•  Man’s straight up dangerous. we only know like a  quarter of him & people fall at his feet. ( h e . i s . n o t . t o . b e. F U C K E D . w i t h) 

•  Hates silence 

         ( constantly needs background noise)  <also can't fight me on this babyboi cuddles pillows/blankets for night-night time>

•  People don't understand the pain he is in every day, unless they have fibromyalgia/GERD/high functioning (sever social)anxiety/depression/ agoraphobia 

(my mom suffers with fibro/depression <I myself have GERD/ sever social amenity/depression>& I wouldn't wish those illness on my worse enemy...)

• Over all pain has changed him

• Has dealt with self harm since a young age- most likely 9- 11 yrs old. (as someone else who’s suffered with SH for years- when you become so numb it 1 of the only ways to feel some sort of anything/makes you feel like you’re alive)

• Addiction (drugs/people/things)

•  Wrote & read a lot of fanfiction

        (most likely his main source of reading in pre/teenage years)

• Is a hopeless romantic but has his guard way up

•  Obsessed with Japan / Studio Ghibli

• Doesn't think he deserves any of the recognition/ fame he's gotten--but definitely deserves it all as he's creative & inspirational as fuck. Also he’s worked so hard for it & had put himself through so much

    Contrary is highly appreciative of those that are supporting

• Doesn't do it for the fame but for the fact he know how he's gotten people through hard time (just like those on the internet got him through)

• Was a scene boy that vibe’d of myspace/ listens to a lot of  ‘scene’ pop-punk, emo/ scene band shit (band?)

•  Also is/was a major tumblr boy

•  Would be a phenomenal father

•   His love language: physical touch & words of affirmation 

• He would flinch at touch movement but would melt in your hands

• Face caresses would trigger anxiety/ tears.. but once he’s calmed/comfortable would burry his face in your touch. neck & chest

•  Still caught up in daydreams

•  A part of him is still never satisfied even if it’s exactly to the pin point detail of what he wanted  

•  Has at least 40/50(ish) songs he hasn't released

•  Mommy & daddy issues (not saying his home life was really- really  fucked - but non the less- it certainly wasn't the best).. Also wants to protect/provide for his family (especially his sister) & was prob closer to a grandparent/aunt/uncle)

•  Definitely prefers to be by himself, as every time people come around, it's like;‘"this is why I'm okay (ish)with being alone" 

• lost an important person to him due to O.D/ suicided..

•  Also most likely to of heard his "friends" shit talking 'Corpse' or something correlated with him

•  His pride is his biggest sin (next to lust)

•  Has single-handedly defined a huge part of 2020 ( in the best way)

•  Went through a fighting stage where he was ready to fuck anyone up on a drop of a dime (middle/'high school'/street fights- possibly even under ground)

          but also a stage where he cut absolutely everyone off for a solid couple years

•  Most likely obsessed with 1 of 3 creatures; lion, dragon, wolf ( 5ish- possibly bear/fox)

•  Dinosaur obsessed 

• Internet & video games raised him

• He raised himself

Quick to adapt to surroundings/situations.

•  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was his shit ( I CAN SO SEE YOUNG BABYBOI RUNNIN AROUND THE HOUSE IN A POWER RANGER SUIT) "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME MOTHER FUCKER"

              fav ranger- green 

•  Has up until next year planned out & is working on the next 'version of corpse' ( PR, vids, music, etc)

•  Also med/high key this man was most likely in a physcward (more than once) ..

•  This man deserves more than he'll ever give himself recognition for & knows in the back of his mind--people will hate just to hate

•  Rose is his fav flower  🌹

•⛈️🌧️. >🌞.  Loves storms/ rain & prefers them over sunny days

•  Loves the moon/stars/space (?) < observatorium dates = fuckin mint>

• Pixar/Disney lover

        <still believes- deep down in happy ever after ... but thorough an twisted yet not so twisted- simple(??), dedicated process(?)>

•  Fav Pixar movie.. either Wall.E or Toy Story 

    •  Pixar > Disney

         •  But fav Disney movie- Beauty & the Beast (?)

• Most likely had a Jackass obsession's (doing dumb hoodshit)

•  Fall is his fav season (?)

•  Horror/ thriller movies/shows over everything (obvs)

•   Had an escape place in town where he’d hide from the world- that absolutely no one knew about. 

•  Was really into graffiti/ street art 

•  Arested as a youth - but charges dropped- or was still considered a mirror (either fighting/ possession/ trespassing/ vandalisms)

• Arrested on heavier charges (also same as above - but not tried as an minor)

•  also-ALSO ... thou he feels like he owes people something. HE DOESN’T OWE ANYTHING TO A N Y O N E . His mental & well being is the most important.

•  On a side & major note. You can't deny that this man single handily is a (in my opinion) the 2nd biggest “C” that define 2020.

•  Was most likely really into skateboarding/BMX

• Late night drives/impulsive road trips & playlist/ sitting at lookouts, just in silence & touching 1 another. 

• Clingy af-.. but could also be distance & cold af- especially on high pain days. stormy brain days. PTSD episodes.

• Slow dancing/ dancing around the apartments. with or without music.

• Rocking out with each other- screaming lyrics in each other face.

• “hey baby- how you feelin” 

         *grunting* *shuffles over & lays on chest* 

• Huge comforts for 1 another;

      Especially when going out, being wrapped around him for comfort & reassurance. Even being at home alone together- panic attacks are shit, PTSD episodes are even more shit. helping each other with bathing & caring

     When he’d be hiding from his reflection- or stares just a little too long. Going up behind him & worship him (vise versa)

• He’d be your biggest hypeman/ #1 fan (vise versa)

• Would LOVE you wearing his clothes/jewelry & would love to wear you things.

Was probably engaged to his ex (that's why he gets offt when people mention "corpse wife"

There'd be days where he'd be so distance & cold.. & tell you to leave but wouldn't let you.

He'd sit in the bathroom with you when you shower/have a bath.

As he doesn't sleep most night. He'd be up just watching you sleep & caressing you.

Lil spoon > big spoon.

<more to be added>

I love you... genuinely . turly.  madly. deeply.

[slutty-mcree]

!!!! @shoeswithoutsocks

listen, buddy, thank you so much for this request omg.

I really hope you don't mind my song choice! Ring of fire absolutely screams Jesse Mcree and i love it so much, but the song  ‘big bad handsome man’ by Imelda May was introduced into my life a few weeks ago, and I haven't been able to stop associating it with Mchanzo since hearing it adsk. You've handed me a golden opportunity i cant pass up. (Seriously if you haven't heard that song please listen and tell me it doesn’t absolutely fucking  radiate Mcree energy...)

Anyways! I hope you enjoy <3

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“You are telling me you can sing..? Seems...unlikely.”

Hanzo could remember just how offended Mcree had looked when he said that; hand clutched over his heart, mouth slightly agape as though someone had suddenly struck him.

“Darlin..sweetheart...my huckleberry pie..you sayin’ you don’t think I got talent?”

“Obviously I believe you have talent, Mcree. Overwatch would not have recruited you otherwise. I am just unsure as to how much of that talent is...musical.”

In hindsight, Hanzo supposed he should have known better. Jesse Mcree, by nature, was never one to withdraw from a challenge. It was proven time and time again—whether it was showcasing a dauntless, unnecessary act on the field or following through on an unsuspecting fool who was not expecting to be taken up on their dare. The cowboy was, without a doubt, the very definition of ostentatious--and evidently, Hanzo’s comment made him feel like he needed to prove something.

Hanzo Shimada had provoked the southern, gun-slinging bear and now he was now going to pay the price for it.

“I cannot believe you helped orchestrate such a ridiculous charade.” The archer scoffs with a tinge of annoyance coloring his tone. He eyes over the homemade flyer in his hand; decorated in obscenely glittery drawings of music notes and tiny cartoon versions of cowboy hats. Big, bold letters spelled out ‘karaoke night: featuring the musical talents of Jesse Mcree’, and Hanzo glances from the piece of paper to the Korean woman in front of him warily.

“Don’t look at me like that, Han! Lucio made the flyers and did the audio set up stuff, all I did was set up the chairs.”  Hana defends herself, though the mirthful smile that’s present indicates that wasn’t completely true. “Besides, karaoke is awesome! Look you have a front-row seat and everything!” She gestures to a folding chair that sat front and center to the boxing ring in the training area watchpoint offered (which was now made out to be like some kind of stage.)There were a few more rows of chairs just like it, though that one in particular quite literally had his name written on it. In messy, sparkly blue lettering...

A long, albeit dramatic sigh rolls from Hanzo's chest as he takes a seat, arms firmly crossed. He can practically sense the Meka pilots ever widening  smile from beside him, and he vaguely hears her utter something along the lines of ‘mission dragon strike is a go!’ before running off somewhere.

It isn’t long before other agents trickle in, among the small crowd being Genji himself. His brother takes a seat next to him, and Hanzo attempts to probe for any type of information he can about what’s to be expected out of this aside from the obvious. Though, much to his chagrin,  Genji offers nothing; the other man just sits there and has the audacity to shush Hanzo all while somehow being able to radiate utter smugness behind his impassive faceplate.

The archer narrows his eyes in return, a quiet huff leaving him as he turns his attention back to the stage with a glower etched on his face. It felt as though everyone was aware of something he wasn’t, which caused an infuriating mixture of concern and panic to flutter in the lower part of his stomach. One would hope his words days prior wouldn't of offended Jesse to the point he was willing to organize an entire ordeal just to embarrass himself or his own lover.

Then again… this was Jesse “once went streaking through the streets during a category five storm because someone told him he wouldn’t do it” Mcree.

Hanzo shrinks at the onslaught of other ridiculous possibilities the cowboys could be subjecting him to tonight; Images of Jesse in nothing but underwear, howling out a song that’s far too high pitched for him is the first thing that comes to mind…

The man sighs, although before his concern could get the better of him the lights of the gym suddenly dim just as a tall silhouette makes its way on stage, causing the soft chatter of the crowd to dwindle into silence. Hanzo makes another huff when forced to squint in the lack of lighting, unable to make out a familiar hat but not much else. A moment passes, then the lights above the makeshift stage suddenly alight brightly once again, illuminating the cowboy now occupying the space with a glow that could almost be called ethereal.

Hanzo blinks, and he finds himself swallowing against the sudden thickness that gathers at the back of his throat.

Mcree, void of his usual gear, is instead embellished in a form-fitting vest with a tasteful dress shirt underneath; which, in Hanzo opinion, was unfairly  left unbuttoned a few notches lower than probably necessary. Mcree then smiles, toothy and suave as he gives an experimental strum against the guitar strapped to his torso, dark eyes immediately meeting Hanzo’s own.

The archer fights back the urge to swallow again.

“Howdy, everybody~” The southerner greets in a way that’s somehow so damn provocative it elects a series of whistles and cheers from the crowd.  Honeyed laughter echoes through the standing mic, grin never forsaking him. “I’d like to thank everyone for comin’. Got a real special song for a real special person tonight.”

Mcree winks in his lover's direction, and suddenly Hanzo is aware of a dozen cheeky gazes and smiles on him from every damn direction. Despite being able to remain relatively straight-faced, heat burns the tips of the archer's ears.

Much to his own displeasure.

Mcree grins a little wider, before counting down from three. A pre-recorded tune of saxophone and base notes then begin to play from a pair of speakers from behind him, and along with it Mcree begins steady beat with his guitar; the symphony creates a type of rhythm that immediately reminds Hanzo of the old American style songs from the 1950’s his father would occasionally listen to. It's amazing, really; Mcree’s fingers strum against the strings of his guitar with such fluid ease it renders Hanzo shocked at first. Though really what is more surprising than the skillful use of the instrument is the actual sound of Mcree’s voice.

‘The man is tall, mad, mean, and good-lookin', And he's got me his eye. When he looks at me, I go weak at the knees, He's got me going like no other guy. Cause he's my big, bad, handsome man, He's got me in the palm of his hand. He's the Devil Divine, I'm so glad that he's mine, Cause he's my big, bad, handsome man~”

It held a gruff yet ever seductive timbre that resonated Hanzo through his core and sent small bumps prickling the surface of his skin. His jaw drops ever slightly, though he’s only made aware when the icy, metallic touch of Genji's hand pushes his chin up to forcibly close the gap.

“May I get you a something to drink, brother? You are looking extremely thirsty.” The cyborg snickers from beside him. Red rises over ivory skin, and Hanzo turns his head to with a look sharp enough to cut the man in half where he sits--though it’s not a half second later before his attention is brought back to the stage.

‘With his rugged good looks yeah he's got me hooked

Got me where he wants me to be

With his arms so wide, he pulls me in by his side

He's the kind of guy that does it for me’

Cause he's my big bad handsome man yeah

He's got me in the palm of his hand

He's the devil divine, I'm so glad that he's mine

Cause he's my big bad handsome man

Ooh

My big bad handsome man, yea

He's got me in the palm of his hand

He's the devil divine, I'm so glad that he's mine

Cause he's my big bad handsome man

Mcree is staring at him with a wide, far too charming smile as he finishes up the rest of the song. It ends with a long, soulful hum—and the group of ten to fifteen sounds more like a crowd of hundreds with amount of clapping and cheering that goes on. He chuckles, bowing with a polite tip of his hat and signature “thank you kindly” before he exits the stage to allow those next in line (Reinhardt) to showcase their talents. As the boisterous German takes center stage, Hanzo manages to shake away the astonished look of his face and swiftly disperses to the water fountain in the far corner he watched Mcree strut off too.

“I must say that...was impressive,” Hanzo compliments as he approaches. He eyes Mcree as he smiles and leans away from the water fountain to wipe the thin layer of sweat across his forehead with the back of his hand. “Why thank you, darlin.’ Mighty kind of you to say. Gotta admit it’s nice to know I can still surprise ya.” His smile curls into a coquettish smirk, as if being able to read Hanzo’s thoughts the entire duration of his performance. The archer was not always as impassive as he thought he was, that’s for certain.

“Mm…” a subtle smirk of its own tugs at the corner of Hanzo’s lips. He leans forward, adjusting Mcree’s slightly askew collar. “Indeed. Actually, I am so surprised I wanted to ask if you would care to favor me an encore.”

Mcree blinks, chuckling softly and scratching the back of his head. “Encore, eh? Why I don’t mind, but I take it Reinhardt is gonna be a while—“

“I am referring to an encore of a more private sort. In my quarters...” Hanzo interrupts.

“Oh? Oh…” The southern gunslinger grins, clearing his throat as he wraps a well-sculpted arm around his lover's shoulder. “Well sweetheart, I’m thinkin’ that can be arranged.”

[minhostorycollections]

SS 1: 4 coins

As soon as I landed, I knew something was off. My feet made a loud SMACK on the hard, cold floor, as my teleportation finished.

“Nice of you to join us Mr. Linx,” a high-pitched squealing voice said.

My head whipped around, as I tried to find the source of the voice. As searched for the voice, I was surprised my vision had not adjusted to the light yet. Then I realized that I had not adjusted to the light, because there was none. I was in a room so dark that I could not see where the walls met, or where the floor even was. The only thing that I could firmly hold in the vision, was the white chair in the “center” of the room.

“Don’t bother,” another, slightly lower voice said. “You’ll just hurt yourself.”

“Ohh is he trying to look for us?” the high-pitched voice laughed. “That is soooo cute! Just sit down why don’t ya? We don’t have a lot of time, and quite frankly you’ve been getting away with it for too long.”

“Getting away with what?” I asked the voices. “What are you talking about? Where are you? Who are you? Where is this place? Where am I?”

I practically shouted the questions at them, realizing that I was more panicked about the situation than I thought I was.

“Calm down, young one,” the lower voice said. “Just sit down in the chair.”

I did not really see any other choice (because I literally could not see anything, but the chair) and so I slowly walked over and sat down in the chair. It was uncomfortable.

“Good,” the lower voice said. “Do you know why you are here?”

“Of course not! This guy’s an idiot!” the high-pitched voice screamed.

He/she/it was getting impatient.

“That voice is right,” I replied. “I don’t know why I’m here, or where this is. Quite frankly, I don’t even know if I’m still on earth. Can you tell me where I am at least?”

“Well I can’t tell you much, but know that you are still on earth,” the lower voice said.

“That’s good- ”

“For now…”

That shut me up real quick. My head started backtracking as fast as it could. I started my day at home, I packed my bags, I took the train to school, had my classes, went to lunch, then I wanted to go home, so I teleported…

“Is this related to my teleporting?” I asked.

“Ding! Ding! Ding!” the high-pitched voice said. “Point for Mr. Linx!”

The lower voice grunted in disapproval of the high-pitched voice’s comment. It seemed like the lower voice outranked the other, and was not impressed.

“Yes, Mr. Linx. This is related to ‘your’ teleporting,” the lower voice said.

“Okay, I realize that, but what exactly is the problem?” I asked.

“The problem is,” the lower voice replied. “Is that your ‘amazing’ ability of transportation has been costing us a LOT of money.”

Now I was even more confused. Money? My teleportation has nothing to with money. Well, besides the fact that they are literal coins, there should be no money involved.

“Okay, I’m sorry, I’m just trying to grasp the situation right now. What do you mean by ‘costing you money’?” I asked. “My teleportation does not cost me at all, and it definitely should not cost anyone else anything.”

“How do you think you teleport around, doofus?” the high-pitched voice said.

“Well, I just pull out the controller, and press on the location of a coin,” I replied.

“Yes, and then what happens Mr. Linx?” the lower voice asked.

“Well I then teleport to whatever location I pressed,” I replied.

I could feel the tension in the air.

“And when you teleport, have you ever stopped to think about how this may be possible?” the lower voice asked. “I know that your kind generally does not have the ability to this.”

“Your kind? What do you mean? Humans?” I asked. “Are you guys not human?”

“OMG!” the high-pitched voice shouted. “This is too frustrating!”

There was a sudden flash of red light, and then it disappeared.

“Listen here, dingus. Those four coins you have? Yeah, NOT YOURS. They’re MINE. Okay well, ours, but definitely not yours!”

“They’re yours? But I got them from my- ”

“You’re father, I know!! That little piece of work!”

Another red flash.

“Your father stole them from us, that’s what!”

“Wait, no, but that’s impossible, my dad was a mechanic. How did he even meet you?”

“That’s because our car broke down, and we needed it fixed!”

“Wait, I thought you weren’t human. But you still use cars?”

“OF COURSE! Do you think we’re gonna WALK every time we come down here?”

The lower voice interjected then, and told the high-pitched voice to calm down. He then spoke, instead of the high-pitched voice.

“You don’t need to know the rest. The main point is that your father the mechanic, stole the coins and controller from us while fixing our car, and it cost us a major deal,” the lower voice said.

“Ah,” I said.

They did not say anything for awhile, I guess because they sensed that I needed some time to process all of this.

“Well I’m sorry, but I can’t do anything about it now,” I said, and as soon as I did, I regretted it. I could somehow feel them smiling.

“WELL THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG” the voices merged together to sound like an actual normal human voice.

I saw two lights, one red, the other blue, fuse together and turn into a sort of mist. With a hiss, the mist started drifting towards my head. Trying to move away, I attempted to get out of my chair, only to realize that I could not. There were no straps or barriers or anything, but it was like my mind had disconnected me from the rest of the body, and I no longer had control. I head what the voice said next, inside my head, as if it was my own thought.

“YOU WILL PAY US BACK.”