#STOOOOOOOOOP I CANT DO THIS
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trashcankatie · 2 years ago
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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i-want-it-on-fire · 5 years ago
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“Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the handyman cometh.”
me trying desperately to get a repair man to our house to fix our fucking dryer
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y’know, as smart as barbara is i really like the idea of her trying adams glasses on at some point. the thought of it is just so wholesome, yk??? and she’s like ‘ok. how do i look blind ass’ and adam, using the half a braincell he has, is just like ‘honey i’m sure you look great but i CANT SEE-‘ oh also. p.s.??.?.?.? u seem so lovely keep doing da lords work
STOOOOOOOOOP I CRI I just really love the Maitlands I’m not anyone special ; A;
THESE TWO HAVE ONE BRAINCELL BETWEEN THEM AND HALF OF IT IS CONSTANTLY DEVOTED TO LOVE
the other half they gotta share. and at that moment? Adam had it.
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cakesunflower · 6 years ago
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u & cal doing something small at home for valentine’s day since bc neither of u really believed in love until u met each other the idea of it still makes yall sick & maybe u guys have been dating for 8 or 10 months but u guys haven’t said i love you bc there’s no pressure for any of that in your relationship but ur cuddled on the couch watching ur fave show together and he catches you staring at him or u catch him staring at u and 1 of u says “whatcha doin” or something and the others like (1/2)
(i cant remember if i was on anon or not oops blowing my cover but to continue ig lol) & they say “i just really love you” & u both get all soft & start kissing really lovingly and u lay down on the couch while ur making out & then cal stands up & u whine a little but he holds out his hand for u & is like “we’re gonna do this right, my valentine” & he leads u to the bedroom (bow chicka wow wow) where its just so sweet & loving & HOLDING HANDS & pet names & u 2 just appreciating each other (2/2)
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW KJFNKJDJ ohmygod stooooooooop this is so cute and soft and precious :-( i’m so emo i want that with him wtf
come talk to me about Calum
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