Taking back everything I said about how you should just be grateful if you got to go to the eras tour and not complain about Taylor doing different surprise songs or adding to the setlist bc if someone who is not me hears guilty as sin? live tonight I may end up on the national news
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foo fighters don't have figure 8 and thick skull in their new album so I kinda need them to not win for once lol
i know literally like 4 foo fighters songs and not by name i'd have to hear them first
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M: Speaking of Aliens- wanna hear a secret?
Vera: Always.
M: You know Agent Star?
Vera: The super serious one that works at the capital?
M: ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฃ.
Vera: What? No way! Why do you even know that?
M: So you know how there's like stuff that's ๐ด๐ฆ๐ค๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต- and then there's stuff that's ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ, yeah?
Like how UNIT is a secret but the tub of hummus Argent keeps in her desk is top secret?
Vera: ๐๐ข๐ช๐ต - Argent keeps a tub of hummus in her desk?
M: ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ต๐ด- I helped her set up a refrigerant system in one of the drawers. She gets snacky.
Vera: So ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด what that humming is!!
I seriously thought it was just the sound of my anxiety during one on ones!
M: Well above that there's what we 'labrats' call the '๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ' secrets. Stuff reserved for only the most need to know higher ups.
Government Secrets so dangerous they get shoved all the way in the back in the server - left to be forgotten and covered up with digital frost til the end of time.
M: Every few months me and few of the lab guys over at Bridgeport HQ meet up online to race and see who can decrypt whatever deep state documents we manage to fish out of the freezer the fastest.
The prize is usually pizza.
Vera: And that's how you found out about Agent Star?
M: Agent Star was just the tip of the iceberg.
Turns she was transferred from this facility an hour outside of Oasis Springs. The place was running experiments on all kinds of occult kids.
Vera: ๐๐๐๐ฉ!? That's horrible.
M: It was ๐ด๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ.
After the last Director died, the state took one look at it and shut it all down. Relocated all the remaining staff to Strangerville and wiped all the records- cept for what we found in the freezer.
Kinda like a post mortem. Cool right?
Vera: But what happened to all the kids?
M: I dunno. Place is still locked up tight from what I managed dig up. I low-key wanna drive out and see what else is left down there sometime.
Vera: And ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด is what you do for fun?
M: Eh, yeah- I mean sometimes?
Just because we work for the government doesn't mean I trust them.
What do you do for fun?
Vera: I ๐ถ๐ฉ, it's stupid.
M: Try me.
V: Well, after my Dad tracked me down he gave me one of his old guitars. I think he felt a little bad about the whole ๐ถ๐ฉ- abandoned at birth thing?
M: That's cool he found you.
Vera: Yeah! ๐ถ๐ฉ๐ฎ. He gave me a few lessons on it - said I'm a natural, but I think he was just being nice.
So ๐ถ๐ฉ- I've been writing!
M: Music?
Vera: Yeah, ah, songs. With words and all that. They're mostly rubbish.
M: I bet they're great.
Vera: [ ๐จ๐ฃ๐ค๐ง๐ฉ ] You haven't heard them.
M: Well then- you should play them for me sometime!
I've seen you do karaoke at the Office Holiday Parties.
Vera: ๐๐ง๐ง๐ต, I was drunk!
Maya: ๐๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ.
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my followers here when they actually take a look at my main blog
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Me if begging my followers to send asks and then answering none of them was illegal
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