#SORRY im getting uhh. so. Poetic abt things. its what happens when i think too hard about The Characters at 2 am

[steeltwigz]

Silver but he goes back to the future and the Chaotix HQ has been turned into a Taco Bell

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SILVER AND ESPIO BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THEN SILVER HAS TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE AND WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE TO SEE THE CHAOTIX AGENCY IN RUINS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE THAT LIVED THERE OR MAYBE ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BUILDING AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE THAT LIVED THERE AND AUGH

[captainshyguy]

so uhh i watched endgame

im...gonna put my thoughts under a readmore nd tag as spoilers ofc but tbh??? i didnt enjoy it that much lmao 

like.....im gonna go over the negatives first tbh 

so like...listen i GET that steve’s ending was like.....happy for him and im glad for him and peggy but.....eh i....didnt like that babey 

nowhere NEAR enough black panther nd captain marvel 

im sorry but the scene with all the ladies was so fORCED GDFHJHDHFD you could feel them patting themselves on the back like ‘look at all these ladies!!! feminism!!!’ mayb give them a bigger role but okay! :) (though at the same time my mind did scream ‘lets go lesbians’ at that moment so far enough) plus them killing off natasha lichrally an hour ago nd tryna preach that was hysterical like...man i LOVE hawkeye but uhh,...he probably should have been the one to sacrifice himself like would have i been rly upset and listed it as a negative?? yea! but it’d still be the lesser of two evils here lmao

i...was super bored during the time heist stuff but thats probably bc i fucking hate time travel, like.....i honestly thought since thanos said he reduced the stones to a single atom that like...they’d b going into the quantum realm, going rly small and getting them but alright 

like....i did think that mayb they’d use the time stone or something so i was expectin,..some time travel kinda, hopefully not too much, but when they mentioned the quantum stuff i was like ‘oh!!!’ then i got disappointed when that wasnt it hdnjfkhfdnkj 

but yea the time travel explanation was...dumb lmao

gamora or nebula should have killed thanos sorry im super mad it want either of them, nebula ESPECIALLY 

i dont even like black widow that much but that was uh bullshit with her ngsgnsdjkggs 

i just.....i didnt find a lot of it enjoyable i was lowkey bored through a lot of it, especially before the final battle like...i GET what they were doing, but uhh i didnt like the time skip, and i get why there was lotsa...talkin nd i usually like that but i have to give a shit abt the characters we see nd natasha, tony nd bruce arent exactly high up on my list 

them showing how much thor has spiraled by makin him fat was uhh.....that rly how u gonna do it??? 

plus the whole bruce nd hulk being one was....again i GET IT but uhhhh didnt rly enjoy that, i think i’d like it more if they became friends isntead

steve nd bucky like...barely talked to each other at all lmao

that scene with the kids who took a pic with bruce was okay until they started the whole antman part of that joke i felt SO MUCH SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT

uhhh   neutral thing 

listen i dont care much abt tony so him dying was like?? a thing i guess??? honestly felt more bad for pepper nd the kid than tony himself, and i feel bad for some of my mutuals bc i know they like him! but yea i wouldnt say it was like??? a pro for me like i wasnt celebrating, tony’s okay but i didnt feel much abt it besides ‘damb....they did that huh’

good things 

uhhh ngl the scene where everyone came thru the portals to fight was uhh poetic cinema

AS WAS STEVEN LIFTING THOR’S HAMMER HMMHMHMHMHMMHMHM that was......im not...attracted to captain america at all rly but i was like ‘o sexy’ when that happened so 

carol’s hair....yum

uhhh steve passing the mantle onto sam???? POETIC CINEMA

korg being alive and playing fortnite was.....hysterical even if its gonna be so dated in the future gnhhkhfd

also carol, getting literally headbutted by thanos and not even flinching/moving an inch was sexy 

there was hardly any dr strange nd im glad i hate benedict cumberbatch jgkhjnskggnkdjs 

god im SO GLAD cap didnt die like i so thought he would i was terrified like....my bro was like ‘he’s basically dead’ dude’s got super soldier serum running thru his veins he’s fine bitch, probably has a longer lifespan hjkfhjdf  

scott was rly great and i loved him reuniting with cassie 

OH YEA NEBULA WAS INCREDIBLE SHE WAS A SHINING STAR THRU THAT GOTDAMN FILM

scott talkin abt steve’s ass was bi energy 

clint nd natasha’s lil forehead touch thing was uhhh..beautiful babey! in a friendship and romance way! 

so uhh yea liked parts of it, disliked most of the actual story/themes so lol defo one of my least fave marvel films