#SORRY THIS ONES KINDA LONG BECAUSE IVE ALWAYS FOUND HIS NAME COLLECTION TO BE SILLY TOO

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Okay I just feel like I gotta say,,,,, up until just recently I’ve always pronounced Ch.ilde’s name as “Chee-dee” because for some reason my brain didn’t register that there was an L in his name so now every time I see him pop up I have to correct my brain to say it like “Child” and I just go why did they make his name child💀

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD CHEE DEE CHEE DEEEEEEEEE ive literally never heard anyone call him chee dee this is the best thing ever. I once called him "chil-deh" before he actually spoke to introduce himself 😂😂😂

MAN, MAN BESTIE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND — the sheer amount of SLANDER childe gets from being nicknamed CHILDE, like you'd see so many people mock his name. "4 children vs A Childe" ABAHAHAHAHEHAHEHAJJSA I WAS SO CONFUSED MYSELF, WHY DID THEY NAME HIM THAT WAY!!!! but it eventually stuck to me because it's so funny.

but hey, he has other dumb names you can refer to him. tartaglia! but.... even that name gets thrown around for fun — "tar tar sauce" BAHAHAHAHAHAHSGSGHAHS but his actual, actual bIRTH name is ajax c: yeah this guy has so many titles, pretentious much??? LMAOAOAOA