#SORRY THIS IS SO LATE I wasn’t ignoring you on purpose I prommy

[kiki-strike]

Terry, laying seductively on the bed : So you DO know the Bible. I always thought there was something about your wrath that was so… *shake his head so hard his wig falls off* Old Testament. I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave… but Jesus never threw a football like you, Max. You were right about me, Max. I tried to hide it, pray it away, but you were right. I’m a dirty girl. And I’ve been in my bathtub every night, brewing up a big old pot of dirty girl soup just for you.

Korvo : Terry who the FUCK IS MAX

Ahsjdhdkgn im obsessed with the idea of them trying to roleplay but they don’t really understand what they’re roleplaying, like the tig old biddies thing…

Terry: I’ve been in my bathtub every night ;) (etc)

Korvo: I know for a fact that you have not because the pupa ate a hole in the side of the tub and now we can’t use it

I think they’re just the human (alien) equivalent of that vine “did somebody order a pizza” “yeah but I don’t have any money🥺” “why the fuck did you order a pizza🫤”