#SOOOOOO BAD..... WHY? WHY YOU GOTTA TRY AND BOX US IN? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE I'LL WAIT
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sorry sorry sorry his tiktok makes me feel like maybe it's okay to say this but. some of you looked mad dumb calling him the straightest guy ever when he literally wore a rainbow suit to the s3 release, wears pastels, wore a turtleneck with a titty window for gods fucking sake, and wears purses all the time. like what the fuck is your issue sorry but literally HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE DID Y'ALL GET STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE ENERGY BC I KNOW IT AIN'T FROM MY BOY........
#SORRY. SORRY I AM SORRY ANYONE CAN WEAR THESE THINGS BUT . LETS BE FUCKING FOR REAL.#he did all of that and he's always been so CAREFUL in the way that he talks abotu will like he has always cared SO MUCH about his#story and what he represents and he's always spoken about him so eloquently about his alienation due to his sexuality and it's like.#you guys just always weirded me out with that shit#he did not put his entire soul heart mind and body into playing will byers and being his biggest supporter and being a sweetie#to those that see themselves in him and care about his story for u guys to say that.#he did not wear that rainbow suit and those purses for y'all to act like he's dwayne the rock fucking johnson be SERIOUS#HE'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY HE'S JUST A DUDE HE'S JSUT NOAH !!!!!!!! AND Y'ALL WANTED HIM TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT#SOOOOOO BAD..... WHY? WHY YOU GOTTA TRY AND BOX US IN? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE I'LL WAIT
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dinner @ H-Mart
DID YOU KNOW...
Orion Chocopie (the original flavour) now has a 30-pack box?! Whattt?! Well, maybe it existed a while ago (ie: in Korea) but it was my 1st time seeing this in Edmonton. Omg...
I was looking around this aisle to see if they have the banana-flavoured Chocopie still, & itâs all gone. The tag & everything =( good thing I snatched a box the 1st time I came :P
Alrighty, letâs move on to the food I had for dinner last night! PS: I gotta stop hanging out with badminton best friend & his wife.. . I am so bad at being Asian in the sense that I am so bad at (sneakily &/or aggressively) getting the bill, darn it! Itâs stressing me out >.< but Iâve learnt. In a food court setting, you need to get the spot thatâs like right next to the card reader (so close that youâre literally blocking the other person bcos the person is likely doing the ordering), & then you tap. But if they also have their card out, you push their hand away (which may cause minor injuries) & then while youâre at it, STEAL their card! *gasp* it was bad. I was a failure :â(
In any case, the food was great~
Ox bone soup. My coworker said it was bland & doesnât have much in it... but itâs one of my fav soups so I had to try it. I like soups in general, but this is higher on my list than kimchi jjigae or deonjang jjigae; itâs almost shares #1/#2 spot with budae jjugae, which is kinda weird bcos theyâre soooooo different! But I think thatâs also the reason why; compared to budae jjigae, which has a lot of sausage/ham/bacon/instant noodles in a spicy broth, ox bone soup is very clean. It has a slightly milky appearance, & contains noodles & some beef slices (99% of the time topped with green onions). This H-Mart one had potato starch noodles, the one you have with japchae, which is a new experience for me bcos Iâve only had ox bone soup with regular white noodles. I prefer the white noodles, but potato starch noodles was alright too. Super home-ly dish, served with some banchan (kimchi & radish), a bowl of rice, & salt/pepper for seasoning.
KFC: this was the secret sauce chicken, in cup portion. Cup portion turned out to be more like a bowl... haha chicken was juicy & batter wasnât too thick. The sauce was spicy, but also had a strong tanginess to it. Almost like a 1:1 of the standard spicy KFC sauce & Chinese sweet & sour pork sauce. It was good!
Best friend doesnât eat chicken so we also got a tangsuyuk, which is the Korean-ified version of sweet & sour pork. Suuuuper zestayyyy haha the veggies that come with it (cucumber, that 1 piece of carrot, some onions) was pickled; not sure about the black fungus bcos I choose not to eat if I donât have to. The pork pieces were of good size, meat was well-fried & nice amount of sauce as well. It wasnât too much that the meat was swimming in the sauce; each piece had some contact with the sauce. Obviously when you get to the bottom, the remaining few pieces will be completely drenched.
You canât order tangsuyuk without its main... jjajangmyeon, aka black bean noodles! Itâs so hard to see whatâs in the sauce; however, I can tell you that thereâs onion, small pork cubes, a minute amount of green onion & zucchini, & thereâs 4 peas sitting on top. Iâm not a fan of semi-cooked or raw onions, but the onion here was all cooked fully & was soft so I loved it. Flavour was good, not too salty & noodles were on the al dente side, which I also liked. So satisfying!
We also got a udon soup & a large ddeokbokki; both not photographed -.-â the udon soup was alright; I feel indifferent about it but liked the broth, bcos they use the same broth as the o-deng one. The udon comes in a bowl, with udon noodles, enoki mushrooms, & several pieces of fish cake. Itâs all pre-portioned & then when you order it, they scoop soup in. The ddeokbokki was yummy! It was surprisingly mild spicy, bcos I thought they would make it like the ones in Korea, but I guess they need to mild it down for the non-Korean population here in Edmonton.
Overall, excellent meal~
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Alright now that I had like an hour or two to process what actually happened I think I can summarize my thoughts and feelings on Kingdom Hearts III...though it may be all over the place lmao
This is full of spoilers and itâs also very long so take that as a warning
This isnât new and people have been complaining about it all over the internet but LMAO THEY REALLY DID KAIRI DIRTY DIDNâT THEY?????? She and Lea get this ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE THATâS ALSO SUSPENDED IN TIME so they can train and meet Riku and Soraâs skill levels but we hardly get to see them do anything lmao plus we donât even get to play as her even though we briefly got to play as Riku a couple times. Also Nomura really pulled a Luna on Kairi and fucking killed her off for the sake of plot development - which shouldnât be surprising at all because itâs Nomura weâre talking about and this isnât the first time heâs given a female character the short end of the stuck but whatever, I guess that means he lied to us after all and KH3 wonât be Soraâs final journey...but maybe this also means that this is the beginning of Kairiâs, and the next game will be about her saving him for once???????? Iâd like to think thatâs what heâs planning but I canât keep my hopes up because lol itâs Nomura
Now that I think about it, Namine and Xion were kinda useless too. Aquaâs the only female character out of the main roster who really had an impact on the story and actually did shit in KH3 - and even then, she was kind of in a âdamsel in distressâ kind of deal where Riku and Sora had to save her. I mean, thereâs a good reason why they had to save her, but still. Again, I think Nomura just doesnât have a fucking clue what heâs doing when it comes to writing for female characters lmao
I donât necessarily think the Sora/Kairi stuff was forced, but I do feel like it was unconvincing seeing as they barely got any screen time together. It was established from the very first game that the both of them have a special bond - whether itâs romantic or platonic I donât really care lmao, but I canât deny thereâs a unique closeness between them - and itâs reinforced up until KH3 for some reason. Like...suddenly Sora and Riku kinda just forget theyâre best friends with her???? And Riku and Kairi didnât even talk to each other the entire fucking game!!!! Sure, Kairi pretty much saves Sora from death and itâs obvious sheâs the âguiding lightâ in his life but like...........thereâs no substance to that at all. At least not in KH3. I dunno. It just felt very hollow to me. There wasnât any buildup that made their last scenes together look or feel significant.Â
Also, I know Roxas and Namine only briefly interact with each other in KH2 but itâs obvious that they still share a strong bond since theyâre reflections of Sora and Kairi - so it was weird not seeing them interact in KH3. They promised theyâd meet each other again and that theyâre looking forward to seeing each other again, but that never fucking happens. Itâs almost like at the end, Nomura suddenly realizes he created way too many fucking characters and heâs overwhelmed with trying to find conclusive, happy endings for all of them so a lot of shit just slipped through the cracks during the writing process.
So in the ending, Kairiâs the one that stays and Soraâs the one who disappears. Does that mean the beach scene is set after Sora goes and rescues her????? Nomura decided to fuck things up further in KH3 when he introduced time and space manipulation so literally anything is fair game at this point. I swear to God though if this is a âthereâs multiple dimensionsâ sort of thing Iâm going to fly over to Japan and hunt Nomura down myself
Aside from all of that bullshit, the ending was wholesome. Everyone partying on the beach???? Xion and Namine looking for seashells together????? A frisbee game??????? Ven accidentally breaking Donaldâs sand sculpture of himself???? So wholesome!!!
Isa coming back to the light and returning to Lea!!!!!! They can finally be the gays we all knew they were meant to be!!!!!!! And they can raise their children Xion and Roxas in peace!!!!
I hope Aqua keeps Terra chained to a basement or something so he doesnât run out and do dumb shit ever again - other than that Iâm so glad the Wayfinder Trio are finally reunited
Soooooo the secret ending shows Sora and Riku in Shibuya????? At first I thought that they were going back to TWEWY but then I saw that Verum Rex dude so idk...but if thatâs the case idk how I feel about it lmao, itâs kinda corny. Iâd rather we just see them reunite with Neku and the gang - which reminds me, I should really replay TWEWY lmao
I stopped playing KHX a long time ago because the game got boring really quick, but I quickly read up on it so a few things make a little more sense re: The Dandelions, Ava, the Unions, why Ven hugged Chirithy etc. So is Xigbar gonna be the new bad guy now??? ALSO WE NEVER FUCKING FOUND OUT WHAT WAS IN THAT GODDAMN BOX....guess we gotta wait another 17 years for the next game!!!!!!
I find it weird that Corona and Arendelle were basically just re-hashes of the movies, but all the other worlds had their own original storyline that feels more like an add-on to their original sources. Iâm assuming thereâs a licensing/legal thing with Disney, but it really doesnât explain much. I thought Elsa wouldâve been a fun ally to have; it wouldâe been neat to see her ice powers in combat alongside Sora. And itâs lame that you lose Rapunzel as an ally after her hair is cut; that wouldâve been avoided if Corona got another storyline so that she could develop abilities outside of her magic hair. Meh.Â
Toy Story actually was the worst world for me??? The story dragged on a lot longer than it needed to and I got SO bored with the gigas shit. San Fransokyo was my favourite, not just because BH6 is one of my favourite Disney movies but also because the world was JUST SO BIG and I felt like I could spend forever just roaming around the place. It had an open-world feel to it.Â
I actually didnât mind Arendelle so much lmao, the mountain climbing was kinda fun - but I have bad memories tied to Frozen (I worked at the Disney Store when the movie came out so I was forced to put up with the hype, the annoying children, and their unbearably demanding parents...not to mention I had to listen to Let It Go a billion times a day) so that dampened my experience a bit.
Ok all in all the game was enjoyable for the most part. I loved the actual gameplay; the battle system was great and so delightfully chaotic!!! There were like 3249872 things happening all at once and it was so fun. The attractions were annoying sometimes but theyâre a quick fix if youâre in a bind so I quickly got desensitized to them, and they finally (sort of) fixed the camera issue by giving you the option to re-centre the camera on Sora when it moves away which I was eternally grateful for.
This is just a jumbled mess and I know Iâm leaving stuff out but Iâm sure Iâll complain about them later when I remember lmao
KH3....maybe a 7/10??? Idk that feels a little generous. 6.5???
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Thoughts Dump on Season 7 Episodes 10-13
Shall we do this little read more thing here cause this is going to get long? Probably. Def open for talking about them if you decide to read all the way through! Iâm up for some good MLP discussion.
A Royal Problem
Can I just start by saying how much I LOVE that we got an episode that actually has more in depth on the Princesses? Iâve been aching for one for forever, and honestly it feels like weâve gotten more Luna over time cause sheâs the one whoâs had bigger problems that sheâs needed to sort out.Â
CELESTIA THOUGH, you cannot tell me sheâs the boring blob that being the princess she is demands her to be all the time. This is why I need moreeeee. Give me Celestiaâs wild side PLEASE.
On that note, I love how good she is at covering it up compared to Luna. Issues? Donât fret my little ponies, they are being solved and I assure you, everything is alright. Sheâs just so GOOD at her role in being the one that takes everything just to make everyone elseâs lives easier and brighter. Dang Celestia, how do you do it. Also the personality contrast between she and Luna is still great and it also shows their age/experience difference.Â
The Twilight music box was a good example of how wonderfully odd this show can be and how, after 7 seasons, it continues to catch me off guard. I LOVE IT.
CELESTIA MAKES PANCAKES FOR EVERYPONY IN THE MORNING. I DIED. She is far too good and I highly appreciate the fact that she enjoys cooking, especially such silly yet comforting things?? Lmao
Not that I didnât see it coming (I mean duh, but itâs just been awhile), but also holy heck is she a morning person. This is definitely where I connect to Luna more, and I love her snark.
Both the Princesses are just too good tbh, they both try so hard and do so much good in their own ways. LIKE HOW CONCERNED LUNA WAS ABOUT THE FUNDRAISER EVEN THOUGH IT WASNâT HER USUAL DUTY. She tried and immediately failed and felt super bad about it. All because she canât hold a smile sjflksdjfjhdfj
Was telling my sister the whole time that nobody would ever, ever be as bold as Starlight Glimmer and thatâs why this episode worked, and so I was glad Luna said nearly the exact same thing at the end. Applause for Starlight tbh.
Daybreakerâs design tho. On a more personal note, I was admiring her snarly face the whole time cause itâs definitely the closest design iâve seen in the show so far that would work for Kelpie shape-wise. Putting that note aside if I ever try to do canon style stuff with my OCâs!
Lunaâs dream was legitimately creepy for a show that seems to tone stuff down so much. There are like, magic battles and villains and stuff, but rarely does something strike me as dark? Maybe itâs just me.Â
THATâS IT FOR THIS ONE, I probs give it a 9/10
Not Asking For TroubleÂ
I donât want to get too into this one, but for quite awhile Pinkieâs characterization has bothered me. Compared to the first few seasons, it seems recently sheâs been over the top to the point of making others upset, but not even in a silly Pinkie way. It almost came across as less annoying others, but using her silly personality as a cover to let her freely say mean things? Iâm not sure what happened there, but it sorta rubbed me the wrong way and this was just a good example of Pinkie being Pinkie.Â
She went with everything the Yaks said and tried to understand them and fix the issue without being too much of a bother to them! Thatâs the Pinkie I know! I was honestly waiting for disppointment and was relieved when it didnât happen.Â
Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or a lot of people thought this too, but what can I say, some episodes just seem more consistent than others
7/10?
Discordant Harmony
I FLIPPIN LOVE DISCORD
HEâS SUCH A BABY AND A PROTECTIVE GRUMP, DEFINITELY THE UNCARING OUTSIDE MUSHY INSIDE CHARACTER THAT I LOVEÂ
HEâS SOOOOOO ODD IN THE BEST WAYÂ
I reminded my little sister of this 50 times during the episode. I just feel the need to emphasize how much I love my dumb noodle horse dragon at all times.Â
I donât specifically like or dislike Fluttercord but you gotta admit thereâs some good cheesy content here. THEYâRE CUTE FRIENDS AAAAA
Sometimes I wonder what the inside of Discordâs head looks like if he appears that crazy on the outside. Just, his mind must work in a very different way lol
THE SINGING GINSENG IS CUTE I WANT 100
I still marvel that the Discord we first saw is so taken by Fluttershy in such a legitimate way, but I am starting to get it. I suppose that his thing was always just chaos and messing with others and not necessarily being evil, and thatâs probably what got me. He iiiiis kind of an attention hog so honestly, making friends that allow him to be his chaotic self around them is probably a fair compromise. Still, sometimes.
Explain to me though why he needed to go to 5 different stores to get things he couldâve just conjured up himself. Smh he likes to make things difficult and it pains me!! Stop being such a drama queen, but also donât xD
Did u see the part where he hyperventilated into the bag but his neck expanded instead. Okay top wacky cartoon humor LOL
âDo something chaotic Fluttershyâ âOh no, I tipped over that cup!â MY SISTER AND I HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT FLUTTERS PLS
There was probably an even mix of me expressing my love for discord and shaking my head actually. They go together hand in hadn though, no?
Hmm this one was also probably 9/10
The Perfect Pear
WHAT CAN I EVEN SAY ABOUT THIS EPISODEÂ
IT JUST GOT ME GOOD
IT WAS NICE TO GET BACKSTORY ON APPLEJACKâS PARENTS AND EQUAL PARTS HAPPY AND SAD
I MEAN THEY DEF ARENâT AROUND ANYMORE, DONâT THINK THERE WS ANY OTHER WAY TO READ THE IMPLICATIONSÂ
SO MANY GOOD FEELS
Just story and writing wise though this episode was so well done. There are always the funny episodes and everyone has their own favorite for reasons or because of their favorite characters, but sometimes some are just GOOD. Like classics, or everybodyâs favorite, the ones that continue to stick out from the 100+ episodes the show has.
Iâm rewatching these as I type this out and you know an episodeâs good when you finish it and rewatch and things make more sense the second time around. Like how Grand Pear comes across as just a nice old pony the first time you watch it and if you rewatch it youâre like âOhhh that look and being nice specifically towards Apple Bloom wasnât just a random kind gestureâ
Applejackâs over-reacting to everything: âPEAR JAM??? IN MY KITCHEN??â *DRAMATIC GASP*
âThe food smells great Applejack iâll brb for dinnerâ You mean the pancakes that are scattered all over the floor???
âAnd her cutie mark was a preserved jar, but pear butter donât look too different from apple butter, so you know...â LMAO (true??)
The âthe apple didnât fall too far from the treeâ moments got me, THESE KIDS TAKE AFTER THEIR PARENTS IN THE BEST WAYS. The sibling bonding was adorable in this ep.
Also I have to note, Pear Butter with her little bit of sassiness and curly ginger hair gave me Puck Connolly vibes the whole episode, which is always a good thing
DAMN THESE APPLES THAT STRIKE ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM GOES INTO SONG
Def the part that got me the hardest right there. Like trying not to tear up, even
Ship goals tbh
What happened to them though honestly
GAH THE ENDINGâS GIVING ME FEELS AGAIN IâLL END HEREÂ
10/10 EASILY
#mlp#mlp:fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#the perfect pear#discordant harmony#not asking for trouble#a royal problem#flash text post
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Touching the Void by Padraic Harrison Act I Scene I
ACT I SCENE I
(The stage is dark. Â Suddenly from the dark we hear a scream. Â Red lights illuminate the stage. Â Center stage is the source of the scream, a male in his late teens named Ziggy. Â Three figures, two male and one female, all in black surround him. Â The two men are Malcolm and Albert and the woman is Roberta. Â Rebecca is next to Ziggy.)
Mal: It so easy to upset these creatures.
Al: You say that as if it were a bad thing.
R: Why does it make a sound when it feels pain? Â What is the purpose?
Al: I donât know but I like it. Â Itâs like music.
Reb: Zig, itâs Zag. Â Stay with me, Zig. Â Fight it, Zig, fight it
Ziggy: I canât.
Reb: Yes, you can. Â Donât let them win.
Mal: The other one is here again.
Al: Strange. Â It doesnât derive pleasure from watching the subject suffer.
R: It feels sorry for the subject.
Ziggy: Please, just go away.
Reb: Thatâs it, Zig.
R: It thinks we can be beaten. Â Silence, subject Z. Â (Ziggy opens his mouth but canât make any sound the Voices laugh.)
Reb: Talk to me, Zig. Â Whatâs going on? Â (Malcolm whispers in Ziggyâs ear.)
Ziggy: The hands of the clock are wrong.
Reb: Zig! Â Itâs Zag. Â Zig, do you know where you are?
R: My turn. Â (She whispers in his ear.)
Ziggy: Turn the key. Â Turn the key to open the door.
Al: Itâs almost too easy. Â Letâs give it time to recover. Â We wouldnât want it dead, now would we?
Mal: Not yet. Â (They exit.)
Ziggy: Itâs over, they left.
Reb: Come here. Â (She holds him as he shakes from exhaustion.) Itâs okay, Zig. Â Itâs okay. Â (The lights change to illuminate a dorm room. Ziggy walks into the scene and sits next to Bill, a male his age. Â Bill wears jeans, a white t-shirt, and combat boots. Â His hair is dyed blond.)
Bill: Whatâs it like?
Ziggy: Having a pseudo-seizure?
Bill: Yeah.
Ziggy: Itâs like being in a cage. Â You can see and hear everything going around you but youâre powerless to stop it
Bill: Weird. Â What do the voices say?
Ziggy: They command me to do things. Â And I canât resist.
Bill: Sounds scary.
Ziggy: You have no idea.
Bill: Do they know what causes it?
Ziggy: Fuckinâ doctors. Â They donât know shit. Â Oh sure, they have theories but they donât actually know.
Bill: Whatâs the theory?
Ziggy: Stress.
Bill: Do they ever hurt?
Ziggy: No, but sometimesâŚ
Bill: Sometimes what?
Ziggy: Sometimes, I feel like they should. Â That probably doesnât make any sense to you.
Bill: It makes perfect sense. Â (Enter Jenny and Hiram.)
H: Hey, guys, whatâs up?
Bill: Not much. What are you up to?
H: Nothing. Â We were in Jennyâs room but Robin and Brian are âbusy.â
Bill: Again? Â Donât they ever do anything else? Â Like homework perhaps?
Jenny: Jealous?
Bill: I just donât think sex is a good thing to build a relationship on.
Jenny: I never thought Iâd hear those words come out of a straight man.
Bill: What can I say? Â Iâm just a hopeless romantic.
Jenny: Hey, Z.
Ziggy: Donât call me that.
Jenny: Iâm sorry. Â I, I didnât mean toâ
Ziggy: (still angry) Itâs fine. Â Donât worry about it.
H: (awkward silence) Soooooo, how âbout them Packers?
Bill: What?
H: Just something one of my friends at home says when ever thereâs a lull in conversation.
Bill: Why?
H: He thinks itâs funny.
Jenny: Sounds like an interesting guy.
H: Ever see a six foot five Navy sailor in full dress uniform dancing to Mariah Carey?
Bill: Canât say I have.
H: Then youâve never truly lived. Â Like you said, Jenny, heâs an interesting guy.
Jenny: But itâs ironic, right? Â He doesnât actually enjoy her music, does he?
H: Oh, he does.
Jenny: Is he straight?
H: Very.
Jenny: Whereâd you meet him?
H: (as if obvious) Charleston. Â I only live half an hour away.
Jenny: That means nothing to me.
Ziggy: Charleston, South Carolina is where Navy nuclear technicians go for training.
Jenny: I didnât know that.
H: Itâs okay. Â Iâm just used to everyone knowing.
Bill: My parents want me to join the armed services.
Jenny: Which branch?
Bill: Well, at first it was the Marines but now theyâre saying it should be the Army.
H: No offense, Bill, but I donât think youâd last very long in the military.
Bill: Thatâs what I said. Â They think itâll toughen me up or some bullshit.
Jenny: Donât most people join up before they go to college?
Bill: I managed to convince them this way would be better. Â See, if I got discharged I wouldnât be able to pay for college. Â But this way Iâll have something to do in the event I get discharged. Â Of course, if my grades arenât impressive theyâll pull me out and refuse to pay for college, which means I have to find the money on my own and the military would look pretty tempting.
Jenny: Whatâs your major?
Bill: (Smiling ironically) Theatre.
Ziggy: Maine won the Civil War.
H: Huh?
Bill: H, do you know what heâs talking about?
H: Not at all.
Jenny: Little Round Top.
Bill: What ever happened to sequiturs?
H: I think they went out with hammer pants.
Jenny: During the Battle of Gettysburg the Union soldiers retreated to a hill called Little Round Top where the 20th Maine was. Â They were the Northâs last line of defense against the South. Â They couldnât retreat. Â They were ordered to die to the last man if necessary. Â And not only did they hold the line, they won the battle. Â And it turned the tide of the war in the Unionâs favor.
H: Where did you learn this?
Jenny: Iâm from Philly. Â You know, Pennsylvania.
Bill: What does the Civil War have to do anything?
H: Good point. Â Ziggy, why did you bring this up? Â (Ziggy remains silent.)
Jenny: Things we expect everyone should know.
Bill: Well, we certainly proved the point.
H: Ziggy, are you okay? Â (Ziggy nods.) You went quiet all of a sudden. Â (Ziggy shrugs.)
Jenny: (She stands) I think they must be finished by now. Â Bryan will be anyway. Goodnight, guys. Â âNight, Ziggy.
Bill: Later.
H: Auf Wiedersehen.
Ziggy: Bye. Â (Jenny exits.)
Bill: You wanna tell me what the hell that was about?
Ziggy: What?
Bill: Oh, so you can talk.
Ziggy: Whatâs your point?
H: You were channeling Marcelle Marceau.
Ziggy: I didnât have anything to say.
H: (rushes over to feel his forehead) No sign of fever. Â But it could be a tumor.
Ziggy: Get off me. Â I feel fine.
Bill: You arenât acting like it. Â First you blow up because Jennyâohhhhhhhh. (He laughs.)
Ziggy: I donât have a crush on her.
H: (smirking) Nobody said you did, Ziggy.
Ziggy: Just donât tell her, okay?
H: Of course not, but youâll have to tell her eventually.
Ziggy: (sarcastically) Oh, thatâll be a wonderful conversation. Â Excuse me, Jenny, how would you like to go out with a complete loser with self-esteem issues? Â Câmon, guys, Jennyâs smart and gorgeous. Â Sheâs out of my league.
H: Awwww. Â Heâs so cute when heâs oblivious.
Bill: You gotta wonder how someone so smart can be so dumb.
H: Well, he is from Maine.
Bill: They still have girls in Maine.
H: Thatâs true.
Ziggy: You do know Iâm right here?
H: (Ignoring him) Do you think heâs figured it out?
Bill: I think we have to tell him.
H: He still wonât believe us.
Bill: But he has a right to know.
Ziggy: (exasperated) What the hell are you trying to say?
H: (to Bill) May I?
Bill: Please.
H: She digs you.
Ziggy: Next youâre going to tell me youâre straight.
Bill: Glass half empty much?
Ziggy: You guys really think sheâs into me?
H: Have I ever lied to you?
Ziggy: Weâve only known each other a month.
H: But have I lied to you?
Ziggy: No.
H: So trust me.
Ziggy: (stands up) Iâm going to the library to do some reading. Â Later.
H: See ya.
Bill: Have fun.
Ziggy: Oh, I will. Â (Exits.)
Bill: Whyâs he study so much?
H: Heâs applying for a scholarship. Without it he canât come back next year.
Bill: That shouldnât be a problem.
H: Well, he wasnât exactly studious in high school. Â He barely graduated.
Bill: The seizures?
H: Thatâs part of it. Â He tell you about Rebecca?
Bill: Not the whole thing, just that she was pure evil.
H: He got so wrapped up in her that he stopped paying attention to his grades.
Bill: Howâd he get in if he had such bad grades?
H: His essays were fucking brilliant. Â Trust me, I read them. Â (Looks at his watch) Shit, gotta go.
Bill: GSA?
H: Yeah.
Bill: Can I stay here? Â The beast is in my room.
H: Still not getting along with your roomie?
Bill: Not even a little.
H: Donât break my stuff.
Bill: Iâll try not to. Â (H exits. Â Bill walks over to a bookshelf and selects a graphic novel deliberately, after some thought from Ziggyâs collection. Â He sits on the bed and begins to read. Â Thereâs a knock.)
Bill: Enter. Â (Robin, Jennyâs roommate enters.)
Robin: Is H here?
Bill: GSA meeting.
Robin: Oh. Â (Pause) My nameâs Robin, by the way
Bill: Jennyâs roommate?
Robin: Yeah.
Bill: (Pause) Iâm Bill.
Robin: Oh. Â (Pause) Iâll just leave then.
Bill: Nah, stay. Â I mean, if you want to.
Robin: I donât want to bother you.
Bill: It wouldnât be a bother. Â Iâm only reading a comic.
Robin: (sits) Thanks. Â (Pause) How do you know Jenny?
Bill: We had orientation together. Â (Pause) Howâd you meet H?
Robin: Through Jenny. Â (Pause) Have you picked a major yet?
Bill: Acting.
Robin: Getting a degree in starving to death?
Bill: Yeah. Â You?
Robin: Art or art history. Â Canât really decide.
Bill: Art history people are pretentious assholes. Â I mean, the ones here. I meanâ
Robin: Itâs okay, I agree with you. Â But if I major in that I can actually feed myself.
Bill: Food is overrated. Â Dignity is more important.
Robin: Living in a cardboard box is dignified?
Bill: At least you can decorate the cardboard box. Â (Pause) You okay?
Robin: Bryan dumped me.
Bill: Oh. Â (Pause) And this is a bad thing?
Robin: What?
Bill: Iâm just saying the guyâs a douche. Â You do know he was cheating on you right?
Robin: I didnât.
Bill: Oh.
Robin: How do you know this and I donât?
Bill: Everybody knew.
Robin: This day just keeps getting better.
Bill: Sorry, I was actually trying to cheer you up.
Robin: So far youâre doing a wonderful job.
Bill: Sorry. Â I just think you can do better.
Robin: What makes you think that? Â We just met. Â I could be an axe murderer for all you know.
Bill: I may not know you but I know Bryan. Â Heâs a prick. Â A dumb prick.
Robin: (Abruptly) Bill, are you hitting on me?
Bill: (cockily) Maybe.
Robin: Is your normal strategy to bash the ex-boyfriend?
Bill: Iâm trying something new.
Robin: Howâs it working out so far?
Bill: You havenât run away screaming so thatâs a good sign.
Robin: Not very subtle.
Bill: But it works.
Robin: Oh, really? Â Maybe Iâm just being polite.
Bill: Youâre not.
Robin: How can you be so sure?
Bill: No woman has the power to resist William T. Sanders.
Robin: I see. Â Then Iâm doomed. Â Whatâs the T stand for?
Bill: Terrence, my mom-- (She leaves her chair and sits next to him.) Wh--
Robin: Shh. Â Donât speak. Â (She leans on him and he strokes her hair. Â The lights on the set dim as Bill walks into the foreground. The lights on the stage are red. Â Drums play as the Gremlin enters. Â The Gremlin wears a mask with an absurdly long nose and claws. He holds a knife. Â Bill is sitting on the stage; the gremlin circles around him. Bill rocks back and forth.)
Bill: Will all great Neptuneâs ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? O, o, o, for a muse of fire. Â G-g-g-gallop apace you f-f-fiery footed steeds. Â All, all, all is lost. Â It is the-the-the cause. Â I (as in if), If you prick us do we not bleed? Â No, no, no, donât think of blood. Blood is bad, very bad. Bad. Â Bad Bill. Â Must be punished. Â No, focus, Bill. Â You can get through this. Â If it were done, if it were done, if it were done âtwere well it were done quickly (the Gremlin and Bill stare at each other.) O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I. (Addressing the Gremlin) Help me! Â (The Gremlin offers Bill the knife) Just a little cut (as he reaches out for it). A tiny one. Â Just deep enough to know. Â No! Â I can, I can fight this. Â No, no I canât, I canât, I canât, I canât. Â (He takes the knife. The Gremlin cackles as the lights fade.)
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