#SONG -> ❝MASOCHISM TANGO❞ <3< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[purgatorypicnic]

TBH, I don't ship Jamlie at all, but this song is literally them!

[catominor]

oh also heres my little guys / story spotify playlist.. its kind of disjointed as in the songs represent different character perspectives / sometimes just general story vibes tbh

[aaabatteryy]

billford to the song The Masochism Tango except it's bill singing it to ford

[s0ng-of-the-day]

Todays song of the day is:

The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer

“Take your cigarette from it’s holder

And burn your initial in my shoulder”

[sevs-corner]

Masterlist + Taglist!

Links to all my works so far:

>> CoD:

~~Tf 141: Mafia AU!

OG Idea behind the AU

Main Story Chapters:

-Chapter 1: The Rain Falls but They Fell Harder

-Chapter 1: Epilogue

-Chapter 2: Jobless? More like Job-Bless

-Chapter 2: Epilogue

-Chapter 3: Home Not-So-Sweet Home

-Chapter 3: Epilogue

-Chapter 4: Its Happy Hour for Them, Not For You

-Chapter 4: Epilogue (WIP)

Assorted One-Shots/Imagines/Short Fic Ideas:

-Small Gift Giving: Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz

-Another day at the Bakery w/: Graves, Alejandro

-First Date + Gift w/: Price

-Idea: Soap/ You sing the "Masochism Tango" together!

-Random HCs of the Charas: Food + Drink Preferences!

-First Date + Gifts w/: Ghost

-Them doing the small things for You: Gaz, Ghost, Graves, Alejandro, Rudy, Soap, Price, Konig, Horangi

-They take you out for a picnic for being overworked: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price

-They watch you get drunk and sing: Price, Alejandro, Rudy

-Nursing their Hangovers: Price, Ghost, Gaz, Soap

-They notice you opening up to them: Price, Ghost, Gaz, Soap

Taglist! <3

@ astreaaaaaa6 | @ accidental-obsessionist | @ sunshineistoofuckingbright | @ sleepisfortheweakpooh

~~One-Shots/ Other AUs

-Singing a Christmas Song duet w/: Graves

-Tf 141: Actor AU!: Ghost, Soap, Alejandro, Rudy, Price, Gaz, Alex, Farah, Graves

-HC's for Roach if he were in the current CoD: MW

-HC's if Roach was in CoD MW (2019~2023) Campaign

-Tf 141: Superpower/Superhuman AU!: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price, Roach, Alex

-Tf 141: Navy/ Airforce AU!: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price

-Tf 141 as Savy Playboy Navy boys: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price

-Love at First Sight w/: Price

-Tf 141: Soulmate-Reincarnation AU Idea

-cont idea + part 2 👆by: @ persephone-kore-law

-bridging thoughts on 👆

-Graves as your partner (*yaps)

-Drag Racer! Soap and his Tf 141 crew

-Tf 141 as Demi god

-Tf 141: Transformers AU (Age of Extinction)

-Tf 141 and their s/o having auditory sensory issues

-Tf 141: Soulmate-Reincarnation AU- first impressions (yaps*)

-Your Conspiracy on Tf 141's Lavender Marriage (an inspired idea to @ beloveds-embrace's Lavender Marriage AU )

-Tf 141 as Cursed Dragon Princes

Army! Tf 141 vs Navy! Reader

-Challenge 1: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (WIP)

Tf 141 and Their Marriage Problems With You (Mini Series | Angst to Comfort)

-Price | Ghost

Tf 141: as Highschool Jock Tropes: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price [18+ MDNI !! TW: NSFW Themes | Toxicity | Unhealthy r/s] {Inspo Playlist: Currently Updating}

- How the toxic relationship would be like with them

-Promposal Edition!

> Asks:

(Jock! Price First Impressions)

(Giving Simon a Mixtape)

(Simon and You as a Goth Rocker)

(Tf 141's POV of Your and Simon relationship)

Taglist! <3

@ cod-z

CoD x (Soldier) Reader: Retired Comfy AU (Everyone lives under 1 roof + Everything is platonic and has silly plot points)

-Part 1: How did it happen?: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price

-Part 2: Moving into the house: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price

Tf 141: Betrayal AU! (Follows the main campaign plot)

-OG Idea on the premise

-How the betrayal goes (+rant on plot of MW3)

-How the poly relationship between the four exists in MW2-3 (yaps*)

Tf 141: On the Run AU (Based off @/bluegiragi Tf 141 Monster AU) TW: 18+ | MDNI

-OG Idea on the premise

-First Meeting w/: Soap

-You realize you chose to be stuck with them

[dollcherray]

YAYY REQUEST IS OPEN!!| May i ask for Blackhat x Reader? like, the reader is his assistant and he has a crush on the reader ( you can change your story to your liking :] )

-⚡︎

꩜.ᐟ BLACK HEART ｡𖦹°‧

ᛝྀི BLACK HAT X ASSISTANT READER

✧₊⁺ Notes: Sorry for the wait!! this flu really got me fucked up, but here it is! I did my best for this one lololol, reader can be read as any gender, Black hat is a tad toxic in this (i mean its Black hat), this bitch loves scaring you, probably ooc too (idk, that's up to your view) it gets a little touchy, HES HAWT GODAYUM. not proofread btw LMAO

ᯓ★ Type: Romantic, Fluff, Headcanons

⋆.˚ Song: Masochism Tango.

۶ৎ Black hat would be... a tad frustrated with the fact he has fallen for you, he wouldn't be in denial, no, far from it, he's not Flug for fuck's sake, he's a mature man, he knows his feelings. The man would just probably not be very pleased with the scenario of him having such 'trivial feelings' (in his words) especially for someone like you, his assistant.

۶ৎ Black Hat is kinda of a gentleman (in his own sadistic and twisted way of course), we could see that in the satellite secrets episode how Black hat treated the woman in the novel, so his treatment towards you is a mixture of courtesy and sadistic psychological torture.

۶ৎ Even if he also scares you from time to time, you can clearly point out the shameless favoritism Black hat has for you, he doesn't really insults you like he does with the other 3, he slightly gives you more approval than he gives the others everytime you do something right.

۶ৎ For example: if he ever sends you with the others to complete a mission, he would credit you more than the others, saying that you did a "decent" job different than the other 3 "mediocre slaves". (Flug is jealous btw)

۶ৎ Black hat would compare the others to you every time he gets the chance, saying that you actually put effort and time on your job, that you are way more efficient when doing your daily given tasks, that may or may not create some sort of rivalry between you guys... (it will.)

۶ৎ Wanting it or not Black hat would naturally try to hide his little crush on you, he can't stand the possibility of people seeing the 'terrifying and great Black hat' vulnerable, its expectable coming from him honestly.

۶ৎ He would probably grow impatient and he will eventually get too intimate with you at some point, it would start off slow, a simple touch on your shoulders would evolve into him straight up holding you close, caressing your arm and acts like that. (nawh blud is getting freaky).

۶ৎ Once he's like that, expect more "affection" coming on your way, pet names and praises are 2 things that will be more common in times like these, the favoritism will be way more evident and Black hat is shamelessly crediting only you at this point, completely forgetting the existence of the others.

۶ৎ Eventually, you will be able figure out he has something for you, now it's up to you to either try to confront him about it or just leave it like that.

۶ৎ If you decide to just leave it be, it will get more and more signs, to the point where it can get overwhelming and you just have to talk to him about it and hope for the best.

۶ৎ Now if you do muster the courage to go and talk to him about it, he would hesitate to admit it out loud, not because he's scared nor embarrassed, like i said, it's quite not the pleasant feeling for him and he has a hard time dealing with it.

۶ৎ However, if you keep asking him Black hat would at some point admit it.

۶ৎ But if you accept his love is totally up to you.

“You are quite the lucky individual my dear”

[happysweetstuff]

if u get this ask, list 5 songs u like ♡ then send the same ask to the last 10 ppl in ur notifs!!! ｡^‿^｡

Aww thanks for the ask ^^

1. We both reach for the gun

2. The subway

3. Step on me

4. Masochism tango

5. Red wine supernova

(not in order)

@the-real-loser-otaku-girl @batmine @lovezea

@manibows @shrimplyasleep

(idk other people sorry 😭😭)

[inuhalfdemon]

Well, hello there, you wayward sinner... and welcome to my fanfiction Masterlist! There's a bit of everything for everyone in here, so please do mind the tags. Peruse the collection at your leisure, or send me a request. If anything you find is to your liking, I always do appreciate comments, likes and reblogs! Enjoy!

Dirty Dealings: (Mature; M/F) Addie LaRue makes a deal with the Radio Demon; she has immortal life but, no one remembers her... [Slow burn, fluff and smut, humor and suspense, the end will ruin you...] Status = COMPLETE (71,953 Words)

No One Can Know... (Explicit; RadioApple/AppleRadio) Alastor makes a deal with Lilith Morningstar that involves: the Radio Demon getting something he wants and Lucifer helping him through his rut. [Angst and smut, violence, some fluff, on-going story that will hopefully be following with the show...] Status = COMPLETE/HIATUS (74,669 Words)

DisPOsable: (Explicit; RadioApple/AppleRadio + One-sided Radiostatic) Alternate Universe fic where Alastor is found badly injured and tagged as a Disposable/DiPO demon. [Unique story, dark themes and content, on-going mystery, exploration of aftermath from severe trauma and violence...] Status = IN PROGRESS

Zoology Series: (Y/N) You are a new resident to the Hazbin Hotel. You majored in zoology when you were alive so when you meet Alastor you can't help but make him uncomfortable... [On-going humor, poking fun at characters and random animal facts...]

The Chain Game: (NSFW - RadioApple/AppleRadio) Alastor is at the King's mercy; if he answer's Lucifer's questions with honesty, one chain is removed. If he lies or refuse to answer, one chain is added... [Brain-rot smut, BDSM, bottom Alastor, surprisingly funny ending...]

Never Changes His Stripes: (Alastor and Niffty) Alastor and Niffty share a cute moment together. [577 Words]

Dealing In Truths (I/II): (Alastor and Lucifer) Both Alastor and Lucifer agree to a deal of truths... [Quick Snippets]

Down Day/Out In The Bayou: (RadioApple/AppleRadio) Alastor notices Lucifer is not himself. [1,748 Words/2,289 Words]

We Dance To The Masochism Tango: (RadioApple/AppleRadio) Charlie insists that Alastor and Lucifer choose a song that they can dance to together for the next hotel activity. [1,306 Words]

Deals Made In The Dark: Alastor's staff mysteriously comes back to him whole and intact... [1,173 Words]

A Birthday In Hell : (Alastor x Reader) Alastor is your partner and it is your first birthday in Hell... [548 Words]

Lucifer + Alastor + Reader: You are having an issue involving a condition with your heart, Lucifer and Alastor are there to help.

Enjoy The Silence: (Alastor x Addie LaRue) Through their connection, Alastor feels that Addie is alone and needing... [1,090 Words]

You Caught Me At The Rut Time: (Alastor x Reader) You are a female red deer demon meeting Alastor for the very first time and it just so happens that you both are feeling ruttish... [3,193 Words]

Hang In There: (Alastor x Reader) Alastor welcomes you to his bed. There is just one rule... [4,576 Words]

Sex Ed 101: (RadioApple/AppleRadio) Alastor and Lucifer explore a couple of new things... [2,846 Words]

We Interrupt This Meeting (RadioApple/AppleRadio) Lucifer gets horny in the middle of an important meeting and Alastor is...accommodating. [2,768 Words]

1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5

[moondeew]

@intrualityweek day 7 : music!!

They’re listening to Remus’s playlist lol

Song : Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer

now I love this song and I got such Remus vibes from it but I still checked Remus-themed Spotify playlists incase I found anything better, come to find out that almost all the playlists I found had this song lol

I can also see this working with a bunch of ICP songs the one I think works well with this would be chop chop slide

This week was a lot of fun lol really liked it definitely gonna be doing more ship weeks

Patton’s shirt inspired by : https://www.tumblr.com/orbch/756005577446096896/3-page-mini-comic-for-intruality-week-warning?source=share

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

A Path In The Woods: A Slay The Princess Webweave In Three Parts

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // "A scorpion..." by @sadoeuphemist // Where do We Go From Here: Chaos or Community? by Martin Luther King Jr. // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // WOE.BEGONE EP68 "relief." by Dylan Griggs. // The Song Celestial translated by Edwin Arnold, authorship unknown // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer // Mark 5:3-5 from The Bible, New International Version // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // Romeo and Juliet, Act 3 Scene 1 by William Shakespeare // Body Terror Song by AJJ // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // The Shroud of Color by Countee Cullen // Ambrosia Wine by Madds Buckley // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // Your Body, My Temple by Will Wood // Ezekiel 1:15-18 from The Bible, New International Version // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // Autotheist by Baby Bugs // The Unforeseen Wilderness by Wendell Berry // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // WOE.BEGONE EP5 "Takesies Backsies" by Dylan Griggs // The Ferocity of Beast and Man by Stephen Laws // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games // The Tyger by William Blake // Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games

[cinnbar-bun]

One Piece Masterlist

Welcome! This is a compilation of all my One Piece works sorted by character in alphabetical order (for easier finding). All fics below are also posted on my AO3 and contain the ratings + small summary. Almost all of these fics are GN (besides like one or two) and all are POC and Plus Size -friendly (for my fellow plus size POC 🫶)! All NSFW fics are with characters of age as well as the reader!

Enjoy!

Benn Beckman

Together- [SFW, F!reader, fluff]: As the “mom” and “dad” of the Red-Hair Pirates, you and Beckman have a lot of work on your plates. (Un)Luckily for you two, your crew decides to meddle with your relationship (again)

Smooth Operator- [NSFW, GN!Reader]: “His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Brook

Gentleman- [NSFW, AFAB GN!Reader]: You and Brook have been doing this for a while now, teasing each other and seeing who will make the first move. Ever the gentleman, Brook is happy to play along until you give him permission to go further.

Hugs and Kisses Pt. 2- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

General SFW + NSFW HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN! Reader]

More General SFW HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader]

Being Called “Bone Daddy”- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

Gentlemanly Things He Does For You- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]

Reaction To Hearing His Crush Sing/Hum His Songs- [SFW, GN!Reader, Short]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

S/O Jealous of his fans- [SFW, GN!Reader]

Buggy the Clown

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Secret Kinks They Have- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

Cross Guild

Cross Guild's Day Off 1 (Trading Cards)- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]:  In which you work with the three Cross Guild officers and stumble across a new trading card game to introduce to them. Hilarity ensues.

Cross Guild's Day Off 2 (Popularity)- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]: In which you work with the three Cross Guild officers and Buggy attempts to prove his popularity through a poll. Of course, it's never as simple as it really should be in Cross Guild.

Getting Isekai'd Into Cross Guild- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Dracule Mihawk

Kiss the Swordsman- [SFW, GN!Reader]: Perona is frustrated that Mihawk won’t confess his feelings for you, so she hires Zoro to take part in a scheme to get Mihawk to admit his love for you.

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

One Happy Hawk- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]: After getting hit with the Happy-Happy Fruit during a fight, Mihawk returns home in a rather… peculiar fashion.

General NSFW HCs- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

Poly!Shanks and Mihawk Gen HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Secret Kinks They Have- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

Donquixote “Corazon” Rosinante

Masochism Tango- [NSFW, GN!Reader, Flowery, Violent]: He loves how you can inflict such tortuous pain onto him.

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Eustass Kidd

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Franky

Hugs and Kisses Pt.2- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Jabra

Competition- [NSFW, AMAB GN!Reader, threesome with Rob Lucci]: Jabra and Lucci are always going at it. After Fukurou’s embarrassing gossip, the two decide to have you settle the competition… In their own, unique, wild way, of course.

Jinbei

Hugs and Kisses Pt. 2- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

General SFW + NSFW HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Vacation- [NSFW, AMAB!GN!Reader]: After finally getting a vacation, you and Jinbei decide to ditch the others and return to your hotel room to "enjoy" the wonderful room.

Kizaru/Borsalino

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Monkey D. Luffy

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

First Time- [NSFW, AFAB GN!Reader, Awkward]: You and Luffy decide to take you relationship further after reuniting after two years.

Hugs and Kisses- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

With a Thoughtful and Kind S/O- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

S/O who celebrates Ramadan- [SFW, Muslim!GN!Reader]

Nami

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Hugs and Kisses- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Poly!Robin and Nami with S/O that loves their chest- [NSFW, AMAB!GN!Reader]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Secret Kinks They Have- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

Nico Robin

Hugs and Kisses Pt. 2- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

General SFW + NSFW HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

First Love/ Late Spring -[SFW!, GN!Reader, Flowery, Confession]: "Wild women don't get the blues, but I find that lately, I've been crying like a tall child."

Poly!Robin and Nami with S/O that loves their chest- [NSFW, AMAB!GN!Reader]

More Gen Relationship HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

S/O who celebrates Ramadan- [SFW, Muslim!GN!Reader]

Perona

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

At Sabody- [SFW, GN!Reader]: Perona just was meant to drop off Zoro at Sabaody, but didn’t realize he had such a cute crewmate!!!

Portgas D. Ace

General SFW + NSFW HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Honey (Are You Coming?) Pt. 1- [SFW, GN!Reader]: Ace travels to a new land and hears about a mysterious person locked away in a tower. So much for staying out of trouble tonight.

Rob Lucci

Competition- [NSFW, AMAB GN!Reader, threesome with Jabra]: Jabra and Lucci are always going at it. After Fukurou’s embarrassing gossip, the two decide to have you settle the competition… In their own, unique, wild way, of course.

Smooth Operator- [NSFW, GN!Reader]: “His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Roronoa Zoro

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Hugs and Kisses- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Birthday HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Shanks

Smooth Operator- [NSFW, GN!Reader]: “His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Poly!Shanks and Mihawk Gen HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Sir Crocodile

Smooth Operator- [NSFW, GN!Reader]: “His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Mornings with you- [SFW, Fluff, ft. MENA! Croc and GN!Reader]: How they enjoy a morning with you~

Ruler of the Heart- [SFW, Fluff, F!Reader, ft. MENA! Croc and Reader]: Crocodile is not a man who gives up easily. He’s not someone who just submits to others. He has to be in control. That is, except, when it involves you, in which he is a helpless victim to you.

Nasini El Donya (Make me Forget the World)- [SFW, GN!Reader, Impel Down!Croc, ft MENA!Croc and Reader]: You are his world. The place he's the most comfortable in. You are his sanctuary and his peace. Words alone cannot do you justice.

Heartless Giant [GN!Reader, Series, Collab, AU]: A collaboration for @fanaticsnail 's storyteller collection. Reader is a royal who meets the "giant" in the kingdom's dungeons, Crocodile. Just how bad can the monster be? (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

Random Things I Think Crocodile Does- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Secret Kinks They Have- [NSFW, GN!Reader]

S/O who celebrates Ramadan- [SFW, Muslim!GN!Reader]

Smoker

Smooth Operator- [NSFW, GN!Reader]: “His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Tony Tony Chopper (All fics with him are PLATONIC)

Hugs and Kisses Pt.2- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Trafalgar Law

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

Affinity- [SFW, GN!Reader, Soulmate AU]

Usopp

Hugs and Kisses- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Twists and Curls- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Curly Haired!Reader]: You and Usopp have been dating for a while now, and after noticing your nightly hair routine and your bonnet, Usopp gets curious about the reasoning for it. You then offer to care for his curly hair!

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Vinsmoke Sanji

Watching Reality TV with you- [SFW, Crack, GN!Reader]

General SFW + NSFW HCs- [SFW + NSFW, GN!Reader]

Hugs and Kisses- [SFW, Fluff, GN!Reader]: How they like to give hugs and kisses to you <3

Love Is...- [SFW, GN!Reader]: Sanji thinks he knows what love is. It's love, after all, and surely he cannot be in love with you, his best friend? Especially not when he has a date already…

Reversed AU HCs- [SFW, GN!Reader, AU!]: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

S/O who celebrates Ramadan- [SFW, Muslim!GN!Reader]

[unhinged-lesbian]

Music Tag!!!

Tagged by: @gnawing-suspicion thankss <3

Rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag people

The Communists Have The Music- They Might Be Giants

Short Skirt/ Long Jacket - CAKE

Fell In Love With a Girl - The White Stripes

Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Last Nite - The Strokes

Arabian Knights - Siouxsie and the Banshees

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer

Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend

Coffee and Wine - Jinkx Monsoon

okay so my music taste IS all over the place, and is probably inexcusable, in my defense i looove myself a silly song, and those are the ones that get stuck in my head the most, so of course they'd be in my repeat playlist.

I'm tagging @jackienatist @her-canine-teeth and @mars-gow cause you're my fave mooties <3

[queens-of-spirits]

The Poolverine Playlist

So as I mentioned in the latest chapter of my fic, I have a Poolverine Playlist. I had some people say they were interested so here it is! Please let me know if you have additions or edits to these songs to share! It’s under read more because it is loooooong. I was going to add links but tumblr will not let me add that many.

Like a Prayer by Madonna (3 versions). You know why this is here, I know why this is here, no explanation needed, it is their song

The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News. It’s the song that plays while Wade is searching for his dream man a wolverine

You’re the One that I want - From Grease. The Honda Odyssey song!!! The thing that, combined with the come hither motions, the taunting, the belt grab, and literally ever other part of this scene, makes it clear that there was a little more than fighting going on in that car.

If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher. I know this one is more from the second movie, but the themes of time travelling to undo past mistakes (specifically of cruel worlds like those initially shared between them) really fits their story

The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer. My personal alternative soundtrack to the Honda Odyssey scene. They both were enjoying stabbing each other a biiiiit to much for this not to be fair game.

Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) by Edison Lighthouse. I can’t stop imagining this playing over a series of domestic vignettes post-movie where Logan realizes he’s in love. Also, there is hand-holding imagery, you’ll see a lot of that in this list.

Problems by Mother Mother. Particularly the first few verses. The whole finding love in a strange place while locked up in a cage is very them (“Not all of you was asleep,” anyone?) and that first bit about the singer believing that the subject is good enough for heaven but they aren’t? I can see the edits in my mind’s eye. The best part? It works no matter who you imagine as the singer.

Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother. This could be either of them, but I just can’t help by see Logan dealing with his anger and violence and idea that he ruined his worlds and then the two coming together to be fucked up and break shit together.

Curses by The Crane Wives. This is so Worst Wolverine. His world is destroyed and it’s his fault, but then Wade comes along and makes it all easier somehow.

Tongue’s & Teeth by The Crane Wives. Again, so Logan it HURTS. Feeling like a monster that hurts or destroys every good thing and will ruin Wade too, but willing to accept the fact that Wade seems to know this, but doesn’t care.

Predator by The Crane Wives (I really like their music lol). It’s on their latest albums and again. It really embodies the character of Logan to me. Tim’s hard to describe without just showing you guys the lyrics, so honestly go listen to it guys.

Sticks and Stones by The Pierces. This one is hard to describe, so please trust me and listen to it with Poolverine in mind

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls. Okay, if I had to pick another song for the hand holding to Madonna scene, it’s this one. The vibes are immaculate, the theme talking about not being understood but finding someone who sees you are perfect, but that’s not why it’s here. It’s here because if two lines that are so much like Logan in that moment where he rushes in to save Wade. One: “you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be/And I don’t want to go home right now.” This one is Logan finding something in Wade he’d thought he’d lost and realizing, perhaps even in that moment, that he doesn’t want to go back to a fixed world. Two: the very first line “and I’d give up forever to touch you.” Logan believes that if he goes in that chamber he will die, but he breaks down the door anyway. He’s literally giving up his effectively immortal lifespan (forever) to touch Wade because he’d rather die with him that live in a universe where he doesn’t exist.

Too Sweet by Hozier. This one is so Logan falling in love with Wade post-movie. Logan having another chance at life and Wade trying to pull him out of his most self-destructive habits while Logan can’t think of anything but how Wade is too good, too sweet for him.

This is Love by Air Traffic Controller. I love these boys but they are a liiiiittle toxic. This is that (plus the knife and gun imagery)

The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley. Remember that scene where Wade bled into Logan’s mouth and he had that feral ass grin and laughed? Yeah.

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin. You say rough sex I say Poolverine.

Big Bang Theory Man by Clare Fader and The Vaudevillians. It’s another toxic romance vibes song. This one has guns lol

Somebody to Love by Queen. I think this really exemplifies their lives before they find each other. They’re both lost, both put down by life and the world. They don’t know it yet, but they’re just looking for somebody to love.

You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi. A little more toxicity for the boys. Logan singing this about Wade works well. Like with the idea that Logan played his part in Wade’s game and got sent to the void. Plus comparing Wade to a loaded gun? Yes. Just yes

You Make My Dreams (Come True) by Daryl Hall & John Oates. I like to believe that they both made each other’s dreams come true. Wade got to team up with Wolverine and Logan got a second chance.

The Other Side from the Greatest Showman soundtrack. Look I know Hugh is the one singing here, but I can’t help but draw comparisons from this song to Wade dragging Logan away from the bar where he’s content to waste away.

I Don’t Care if You’re Contagious by Pierce the Veil. My beta reader (crypticanid here on tumblr) recommended this one so it’s here.

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac. The chain is them holding hands to save the world :-)

Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen. Here for dad rock energy and because it fits pre-movie Logan.

Shackled And Drawn by Bruce Springsteen. See above (Springsteen is peak dad rock to me)

Angel Eyes & Basketball by Foot Ox. Look at these opening eyes and tell it isn’t Logan “There are flowers growing all around a massive animal inside of me/And it's so ugly/And I'm so broken/And I'm so ugly/And it's so broken”

Heaven’s Gate by Amélie Farren. This is so Worst Wolverine pre-movie. He’s lost and helpless and blames himself for ruining his world. Also, the bit about “I was told that I was vital in the plan to save my life” is giving Logan agreeing to help Wade so the TVA can fix his world. And not believing in Wade and always running away before finally deciding to stay and follow? So represented in this song. Also! “‘Cause I didn’t deserve heaven, but I’m standing at its gate”? That is so Logan when he sees the start of his life with Wade stretch out before him.

Creepy Old Guy from the Beetlejuice musical soundtrack. This is one of the silly ones, but I find the idea of Wade singing this about Logan, who remember is over 200, really funny. He’s Logan’s controversially young girlfriend.

November by Sparkbird. It’s a song about travelling grouch parallel universes and the vibes are very Poolverine. Plenty of knife imagery.

Loser, Baby from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack. Look I know this one is a little off the wall, but c’mon, it’s a song where an animal themed alcoholic and a hyper sexual gun-lover who are heavily implied to have feelings for each other sing about how life sucks and they’re both losers, but at least they have each other. It’s one the nose (I would actually cry if someone did artwork of them dancing in front of that billboard like in the show)

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hello! hope you’re having a nice day <3

I have a question have you ever thought about what songs best fit your ocs if so what songs

- ♡Valentine♡

Omg sure also sorry for the late response, this lowkey took a lot of thought because there were so many and so little to choose from at the same time . .

| Yoichi — r u mine ? Lyrics of choice : "I'm a puppet on a string . . " and "In my mind, when she's not right there beside me . . . I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be and satisfaction feels like a distant memory . . And I can't help myself."

| Lucas — my strange addiction . . Lyrics of choice : "My doctors can't explain . . . my symptoms or my pain", "Put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it . . " and "Deadly fever, please don't ever break . . be my reliever 'cause I don't self medicate . ."

| Elliot — masochism tango ! Lyrics of choice : "I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips", "Say it's me that you want to dismember", and "Bash in my brain, and make me scream with pain . . then kick me once again! . . and say we'll never part . ." tbh basically the entire song resonates with him.

[darkbluekies]

King Edmund asks #2

Previous one

Concept: I've put multiple asks into one post to avoid too much loose posts on my account! This way, you have more to read too<3

Warnings: yandere

Hey there^^ I wanted to say that I’m sooo in love with your blog🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ Thanks for the hard work^^ I had a question about king Edmund. What if Edmund took darling to the meeting and he tried to convince the other king to give him recourses. But that king refuses and Edmund’s about to loose. And that’s the moment when darling joins the conversation and after some time the other king agrees(basically his darling knows politics and really smart).

[Thank you so much<3]

To be fair, this is a time where it isn't appropriate for women to be interested in politics, so he'd be shocked that you know so much. He'd also be a bit worried. If you're smart, that means that you'll stand against him easier. He'd rather have you cute and dumb.

"My love ... what are you doing? I mean ... thank you for saving me, but what the hell? How do you ...? Why do you ...?"

i was listening to music today and i realised that the song ‘The masochism tango’ by Tom Lehre reminds me sm of Edmund

I listened to it, I can see Edmund listening to it!!

What would yandere king do if he woke up in the morning to us gone again. He might panic and be mad again but it just turns out the reader was in the restroom

"Ah, you son of a bitch, Y/N, giving me a fucking heart attack at eight am! You better come back into bed and make up for that! What if my heart would have stopped, hm? The king could have died!"

It's no secret that Edmund is now.....not a favorite among the people, especially after the conflagration he arranged in the village. And for sure, some relatives of his devoted guardians ended their lives in the most painful way, this circumstance was the last cup of patience, but what darling takes advantage of this and plays the cards so that the hated king falls off the throne into the slums, thereby bringing justice to the people and yourself?

He will never let that happen. He refuses to let anyone take the power away from him. But if it does happen, he will get his revenge on you. You won't be leaving him whatever happens. So, would you rather be locked in him in a big castle where all of your needs are met ... or chained together with him in a ditch somewhere?

I would enjoy living in lavish paradise with Edmund but wouldn't want kids unless there furbabys/dogs/cats would Edmund be fine with this?

I mean ... he wouldn't have too much of a problem with it, but the country would. You need an heir. Edmund would try to convince you to have one ... even if you've made up your mind.

"We don't have to care for it", he says. "We can just birthed it and let maids take care of it. My parents did that to me and it worked."

You take one look at him and shake your head. "Over my dead body. I don't need another one of you."

"And what's that supposed to mean-"

When I think of the Edmund five I think of a Marie Antoinette vibe I really liked that time period.Most likely because of the indie movie I really liked that movie what do you think?

Hm, interesting thinking, i can see what you mean. For me it's more of a fairytale thing, like medeveal (?) but not at the same time? His timeline is quite timeless.

hi i want to tell you about this random thought I had, but what if edmund's darling was a noble and his fiance right from the start? what would change between their relationship?? and would it make a difference if the fiance only feel obligated and complied to care about him cuz of the arranged marriage?? thank you and have a great day/night‼️‼️‼️

He'd be more than thrilled because he wouldn't have to create that blood bath he planned, but his violence wouldn't end. He is a young man needing that spark in his life. For him, it wouldn't really matter why you were nice to him, as long as you were.

What would Edmund do if we don't like being pampered? As in like we don't want to wear jewelry or fancy clothes we just want to wear comfy clothes also we'd start crying and begging not to wear fancy clothes if he forced us

He'll try to pursuade you since his reputation is a big deal for him, but when your eyes become so red and puffy with tears and you can barely breathe, he'll give up. He'll embrace you, whispering that you won't have to wear the clothes often. Only on important events. His heart will ache at the feeling of your trembling body in his arms, but he knows that he can't give in too much, he's still a king who has his rules.

"Don't cry, my queen, everything has a solution. We just have to compromise. Wipe those tears and sit down in my lap so we can talk."

Edmund - *kills hundreds* Reader - >:( Edmund - I Uh- I love you? Reader - >:( *angrily happy*

aww haha itll be like that sometimes

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Edmunds (or however you spell it) better gimme attention now or I'ma throw a tantrum.

Oh, don't you worry, his eyes are all on you. You have all the attention he can give a person. Now spin around and dance with him.

[would-they-listen-to-that]

Hi! Since you’re doing kin playlists, I’d like to request a playlist for an Oliver Fog (Reverse 1999)! I associate him a lot with classic rock and British political music so things along that line please! Thank you, I understand how you must be swamped right now with requests <3.

‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ hi there! it's no worries at all! i'm incredibly thankful for so many asks! thank you for being so patient while i answer them! - mod Cupid

People are Strange - The Doors

Brass Goggles - Steam Powered Giraffe

Chim Chim Cher-ee - Mary Poppins OST

Drunken Sailor - The Longest Johns

There's No Place Like London - Sweeney Todd OBC

An Unhealthy Obsession - The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

Puttin' on the Ritz - Taco

Stalker's Tango - Autoheart

The Dismemberment Song - Blue Kid

The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer

thanks for dialing in!