#SLOAN AND LET'S GET INTO IT

[msclaritea]

Yesterday, as Tesla Starlink PayPal and Twitter owner Elon Musk issued that threat, and Netflix announced Benedict and Sophie Season on Bridgerton, SLOAN the wide-eyed YouTuber who suddenly became a professional tabloid disher, made the video. It's a long, torturous and sad revisit of Princess Diana, her life and death. It's VERY unlike Sloan to do celebrities who have passed away and he doesn't even pronounce her name correctly, while exclaiming admiration.

The reason this matters? Diana was Benedict Cumberbatch's cousin. And before anyone pulls 'posh' out of of their ass, please remember how this woman was treated, when she was alive; how so many still wish they could get her back.

I should have known. Sloan keeps claiming that he can't say the word 'Scientology' on air, which is a bold-faced lie and he never refers to them as a Cult; always a Church. Oh yeah! His main sponsor? The Rightwing, anti-LGBTQ, German-Canadian company SHOPIFY. I guess the channel is just another way to control the artists in hollywood.

[tadaoren]

im actually obsessed with mummy ven.

[markanddebbie-protectionprogram]

they say third time's the charm soooo

[trash-the-trashmouth]

the instrumental of "please please please let me get what i want" playing while the camera cuts between ferris/sloan making out to cameron having a Crisis can be something so personal

[femalefemur]

[gay-caveman]

when im having a good day and then remember the museum scene from ferris bueller

[frostbittenfable]

i need mc to punch the shit out of carter im so fucking sick of him. dont care about the info you might have abt mcs heart didn't ask

[misslillianelliott]

You've got a secret admirer. Oh come on. Its no secret. You know who sent it.

[hms-tardimpala]

I think what I just did with my hair is probably a huge failure (I have to wait for it to dry but I'm pretty sure). Like, it's uneven in the back, I missed some spots, I didn't spread the color through, I didn't section. But I don't care about that anymore. I'm just having fun with it because it's my body, it's my house, and if people don't like how it looks then that's their problem.

I think this is going to be fun!

[anewkindofme]

"I grabbed the wrong sutures"

Take me back to the night we met...

[koyot1]

paying homage to my teen self by making tf2 ocs. this is for you baby!!!

[sloanaffirmations]

🤟🤩🤟Like,Share,or type "LET IT SHINE" to affirm💖💿🎧🎵

✅️This has nothing to do with sloan🙅‍♀️💖

✅️I am have mental problems😭

✅️No I DONT! Slanifest Chris Murphy Patrick Pentland Andrew Scott Jay Ferguson

Sloan🤩🤟

[phantombmoll]

There are three fictional cops who just have, and will always have, a chokehold over me. Most of the time I don't even think about it but then they pop up in a dream and suddenly I'm a young 20 something wanting to write some hot, dirty smut about them because yes, yes I would absolutely like to live in a fictional world, have them fall in love with me and then have the constant hot kind of passion that Evie and Ric O'Connell clearly still had.

Harvey Bullock

Greg Lestrade

And

Steve Sloan

[crqstalite]

also also, people are aware of ryder’s age right? like at some point once everyones Not Dying they gotta start asking questions and stop revering them, esp once they have other pathfinders aboard the nexus. ryder has been operating as some sort of space jesus loosely controlled by addison and tann — people are gonna realize their inexperience eventually. yk, once it comes to electing their leaders and political problems rather than outright survival from the kett are in the spotlight.

[a-rare-female-blaziken]

The duality of Ingo and Emmet's involvement in my oc stories.

Ingo: Best uncle. Bonded with Ara over mutual amnesia and love of Pokemon, does his best to care for and support her when she needs it. Saved her life once or twice in Hisui. When they returned to the future and Ara was struggling to readjust, he made sure to be there for her and help her with stress and guilt from not remembering her friends and family. I could keep going.

Emmet: some random guy they picked up on a journey to fight god

[jacqui-velazquez]

who: @defavorise​ when: one of the early days of winter break where: either the pool or the jacuzzi at jacqui’s chalet

Sloane was apparently avoiding her room, which put her hanging out at Jacqui’s chalet instead, the pair putting on suits to find themselves in the heated water, drinks in hand. They had solo cups of champagne, not wanting to get caught with the full bottles near the water, though the vaguely suggested rules were seemingly enforced by no one. “Can I be honest?” Jacqui said, turning back towards Sloane from where they were bobbing in the water. “I really don’t think I understand white people’s obsession with skiing. Thought this trip might make me understand but....still kinda confused.”