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Aot characters as babysitters?

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AOT characters as babysitters

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modern setting

eren

he’s not allowed near children ✨

mikasa

she’s more of an observant babysitter than anything? she doesn’t play with the kids very much and instead just makes sure they aren’t setting anything on fire or about to shatter something. she doesn’t talk to them much other than the occasional “don’t touch that” or “put that down”

armin

okay, for armin babysitting is pretty much playtime. completely opposite to mikasa. he loves playing games but he gets super competitive and will flex on those mf kids with his lego tower building skills

jean

also isn’t allowed near children because he was babysitting historia’s kid one time and he squared up to it when it looked at him wrong

connie

he totally enables the children and their shenanigans and is generally pretty chill. he helps the kids cook their dream meals but also gives constructive criticism on them. maple syrup on spaghetti with rainbow sprinkles? don’t forget the peanuts bro

sasha

more than anything she makes absolutely sure the kids are never hungry. she makes them some bomb ass mac n cheese but honestly will probably eat half of it before the kids even get any. she experiments with new recipes and has the kiddos taste test them like cooking show judges. they love it

historia

we already know she’s great w/ kids because she would volunteer at local orphanages in a modern au, she’s probably the best option to have as a babysitter. she likes taking them on little adventures like hiking, swimming, picnics, etc. on bad weather days she’ll stay in with them and roleplay wild west or princess scenarios

ymir

don’t let her near your kids. she’s going to fight them.

levi

he’s very responsible but that’s why kids don’t like him as a babysitter because he’s too strict and will demand that they clean up COMPLETELY after playing and that they’re in bed by a specific hour, he’s very schedule-oriented and obviously children don’t appreciate that

hange

bedtime doesn’t exist when hange is babysitting. they’re gonna encourage your kids to stay up and will watch movies with them or demonstrate diy science experiments like building a marshmallow catapult out of a plastic spoon, rubber bands, and popsicle sticks then having a competition to see who can catch the most in their mouth. kids absolutely love hange and the feeling is mutual. kids also think they’re a pirate because of their eyepatch so pirate tea parties are a common occurrence

erwin

is very responsible but I’d be lying if I said they didn’t bother him sometimes. kids ALWAYS ask what happened to his arm and he makes up bullshit stories every single time such as “I was attacked by a bear” or “I woke up one morning and it had ran away” and somehow, someway, he always manages to make the kids believe him

reiner

he’s constantly exhausted but nonetheless he spoils the kids. he’ll take them out to lunch at chick fil a or something and just get them whatever they want because at least they’ll be too busy eating to pull on his arm and scream at him

bertholdt

is scared of children

annie

at first they irritate her but eventually she’ll roleplay as a princess with the kids or give them piggyback rides but will also probably wrestle with them if they want to

porco

will probably just go on long rants to the kids while they paint his nails or do his hair or something. “I don’t know, I guess what I’m saying is I feel like he doesn’t listen to m-” “can I paint this nail purple” “yeah, go ahead”

pieck

she’s really good with kids and other than historia is probably the best option for babysitting. she plays house with the kids and is always roleplaying as the family dog. when she isn’t playing with the kids she’s making food or watching movies with them while having a tea party 

zeke

don’t let him near your kids, he doesn’t know how to act around them. if he tries to play games with them he always ruins it by turning it into a lesson. oh, you want to be the king? well, how are you going to run the kingdom? are you gonna tax the lower class relentlessly? now you have a revolution on your hands, congratulations