#SJ!SQQ got human-stickified after a series of really harsh reviews from Peerless Cucumber as a kind of catharsis for Airplane | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

alychelms · 14 days ago

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Binghe was swapped with Shang Qinghua and they're both too embarrassed to tell SQQ. So when SQQ goes to SQH for help figuring out what's wrong with Binghe, Shang-Binghe is seethingly jealous about their close relationship but happily 'helps' his husband because he gets to hear SQQ gush about him unfiltered. And then slowly the identity reveal happens and... crud. I'm going to have to write this, aren't I?

Also, why did Luo Binghe cook something bad?

#I have lots of thoughts about how LBH is Airplane's self-insert power fantasy character #Who he kind of also hates because LBH has to be in a straight power fantasy to pay Airplane's bills #Instead of going off and having hot gay romance with either SQQ or MBJ (both ice-queen doms of Airplane's fantasy)#SJ!SQQ got human-stickified after a series of really harsh reviews from Peerless Cucumber as a kind of catharsis for Airplane #Something Airplane never tells Cucumber because awkward #Airplane had LBH order MBJ to kill OG!SQH because self-hatred but that's another thing Airplane and Cucumber don't want to think/talk about #But yeah LBH = Airplane + unlimited power is my head-canon #I mean just look at the family abandonment and loneliness issues and catering to 3000 wives/3 million demanding readers #When he really just wants one person to love him #Cucumber would notice this because he's a good literary critic #but that would mean admitting it and we all know Cucumber would never admit that his blorbo had anything in common with Airplane

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