#SIR U GIVE ME BRAINWORMS AND HEART ATTACKS | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 1 year ago

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@blogcloudpuff-blog Fam????? FAM????????? This is the realest rxn ever tho???? I was legit doing the same, what is it about him???? I feel like I'm coated in powdered sugar, I'm drowning in sweetness!!! This is what my last two brain cells look like, no cap:

OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?! ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMTE STORY EVENTS!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL MAYDAY MAYDAY MOD IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

#fam like i pride myself on being a sensible person i swear #but the second comte starts talking im like #rational? sensible? practical? don't know her #i suddenly have giddy as a schoolgirl disease and its terminal #him going 'you drive me crazy mc'#AND THEN EXPECTING ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT?????#SIR U GIVE ME BRAINWORMS AND HEART ATTACKS #such is ur PENANCE #like literally every minute i go back through my screenshots its just like getting hit with a metal baseball bat but emotionally #THAT PART #THAT PART WHERE MC GOES #'wh...what are you doing?'#WHILE HE HAS HER PINNED DOWN TO THE CARRIAGE SEAT #AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO REPLY #'Bargaining :|'#YOU BEST BELIEVE I WAS THINKING WITH MY HOOCHIE INSTEAD OF MY BRAIN #JESUS CHRIST #'if you tell me your name i won't kiss you'#LOOKS LIKE IMMA BE WOMAN NO.3 TO U FOREVER THEN COMTE #him saying. him saying that he could never possibly marry another woman when he's in love with someone else.#COMTE ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A MAN. ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE CORRECT SPECIES /j #WHAT IF I BAWLED MY EYES OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU--#anywho i hope im not troubling you with this reblog but good lord #i really will not be normal about this for weeks to come #minnie mumbles #fangdad propaganda #comte propaganda #ty for enabling my comte brainrot its been an honor o7

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