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theonewhowails · 10 months

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Golden Fleece

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #blood #it was really fun to ponder this one #cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece #i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements #the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor #since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit #although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e #instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece #and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection #i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :]#anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second #before totally unbalancing myself and falling #the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace

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b4kuch1n · 2 years

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same teacher, different lessons

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#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY.#SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can)#hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't!#don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!!#and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

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iwasbored777 · 22 days

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I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?

#i totally understand if that ship isn't for you but this whole movie was one big metaphor for gay sex I didn't think they would go that far #i thought it was gonna be like a buddy cop movie but they went straight to the point #except that nothing was straight about the point they were trying to make #especially that honda odyssey scene every time i watch it it gets better #and y'all trying to look me in eyes and tell me that this shit wasn't queer #i mean there aren't a lot of people like this but there are a few i saw and I don't understand what they're talking about #lol i hope the tags work cuz yesterday i tried to post and my posts weren't visible in the tag idk why #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #poolverine #deadclaws #deadwolf #wade wilson #logan howlett #Deadpool #wolverine #btw I'm not gay too I'm straight but i know exactly what i saw I'm not stupid

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alottodix · 1 month

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Relating to Kyle because your best friend is incredibly concerning with their drinking habits and you also are totally in love with them?

Do not accuse me of such things

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#stop this is the worst #I love them but equally need them to get better #I don’t even think it’s a crush but I would totally marry and live with them for 80 years yk #also they’re in an emo phase with fashion which can be funny but also so pretty #I’m a redhead and she has black hair which is annoyingly convenient for the parallel #fuck this shit I’m out #of the closet yeah #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #me in crisis #I literally don’t know what to do #she’s had relationships before and they’ve not worked out #I’m less of a dater but have a little bit of backstory that means I’m not super chill with intimacy #maybe we’re literally just friends and I’m being stupid #she has this stupid laugh and her eyes literally fucking twinkle it’s crazy

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haemosexuality · 1 year

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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened

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antianakin · 10 months

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I'll never understand how some fans are so incredibly willing to just be okay with "it happened in a timeskip" to excuse bad writing lol. Like "oh yeah these two characters who have been enemies for like four seasons of a TV show had their entire reconciliation OFF SCREEN in the time skip between episodes right at the end so it works" or "oh yeah this character who was left basically broken had their entire growth and development where they came to terms with the thing that broke them in the time skip so it works" kind of stuff. Like that's literally the ENTIRE emotional climax of a story that's been building for a while and you're FINE with not getting to actually SEE IT???

Can't relate.

#fandom wank #i'm so so tired of people telling me 'well it happened in the timeskip' when i get annoyed about something #like a character doing a personality 180 #or a character suddenly changing their mind about something that was really important to them #or literal wholeass character development that's integral to this character's story #there are some things that can happen in a timeskip and some shit that CANNOT #like imagine if luke had NEVER confronted yoda or obi-wan about keeping the truth of his parentage from him #like we come into rotj and they're just fine and it's never addressed #like luke's just never mad and they never even have a convo about it #imagine how unsatisfying it would feel to have had that massive bombshell dropped without any real payoff to it #imagine never actually getting to see luke work through that particular revelation or how it impacts these relationships #and they were just like 'well it happened in-between movies'#it would SUCK #you NEED those convos in order to actually understand how luke fully comes to accept the truth about anakin #because even if he's calmer by rotj he's still upset by it a bit #only by TALKING to yoda and obi-wan does he actually get to the point where he has total faith in anakin's goodness #we HAVE to see that he's still frustrated about this and still working thru it #we cannot fucking skip it #i'm willing to accept that he's calmer about it due to the timeskip but not that he's already worked thru it all #there's a fucking difference

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stuckinapril · 1 year

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i really am the kind of bitch who loves reading textbooks huh

#not to be obnoxious but i totally do #i keep saying i don't have time for recreational reading but my biochem textbook? organic chem? physics? psych? chem????#i WILL get burned out eventually. i will. but rn i'm having sm fun w my full study days.#absolutely salivating to start sarah bakewell's at the existentialist cafe soon #a stack is sitting in my bookcase waiting to be read. i miss reading like i used to. i miss it sm #but i just got done w an intense study session and so. much. serotonin #i've just been studying and working out and taking walks and applying my lip balm and spritzing on a yummy perfume and vibing to music #and. as always. minding my own fucking business #studying and consuming knowledge is actually part of my self care routine. if i don't i feel like utter shit #someone talk science w me i would literally fall in love w u #p

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pepperpixel · 6 months

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got to see the total eclipse in person!!! heres some art commemorating that! cuz getting to watch 2 celestial bodies make out sloppy style was inspiring what can i say, also it was just rlly beautiful and cool and amazing to get to see ghg- but also! its like?? basically the moon finally getting the suns undivided attention... and thats got some vibes to it,, some energies... that i could not ignore lol.

#original art #eclipse #solar eclipse 2024 #total eclipse #doodles #original #artists on tumblr #ok sorry these r probably kinda sloppy looking. 1 paintings very difficult.#and 2. my brain wouldnt let me work on other shit before finishing these but i have other shit i NEED TO DO #so im deciding they r now finished i dont wanna spend any more time on them lol #i think they turned out ok tho #i recorded the process of me drawing them too so #there might..be a speedpaint. possibly #last time i said a picture would get a speedpaint was like 2 years ago and it didnt get one cuz my computer hated me lol #but! i have a new computer now...#if i find the time / energy to make that speedpaint.. then there might be a speedpaint #we shall see lol #i kno the height difference i gave them isnt acurate at all to actual sizes. the sun is bigger #but... this is what i wanted to draw gghgh-#if it makes u feel any better i did come up w a headcanon while drawing that they can just shapeshift freely n be whatever heights they wan #right now the moons just taller #cuz i said so #also sorry they kinda resemble my tak and gaz a bit… that wasn’t intentional… I just wanted the moon to be gothy and the sun be spiky #but #they kinda do look a bit like them ghg-

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dirt-grub · 3 months

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Smiling friends hc basically canon tho that pim is one of those people who had a lot of really bad shit happen to him but tries his hardest to keep everyone around him happy almost to his detriment. I mean in the first episode u saw his family lol

YESSSSS YESSS and thats why im so obsessed with him i can't think of another character that's like that off the top of my head and its so fucking relatable TWT like the message a lot of people got from the first episode is that pim is naive and i dont think thats the case at all, i think he just realized over time how to keep himself stable as long as he doesnt dwell on shit until he spirals and he started spiraling, i dont believe for a second hes never once thought the same shit desmond was talking about

#charlie talks #answered asks #especially the bit in the episode 7 trailer... where mr boss is like 'at ease' and pim immediately gasps for air #GODDDDD dragged me in a .02 second joke #thats where the zoloft post came from #from charlies pov though like i feel like pim has a more old school approach to mental health and doesnt broadcast hes medicated #so there would be one fucking day where he looses the bottle and is like CHARLIE WHERES MY SHIT I CANT GO TO WORK #and charlies like dude what the fuck are you talking about medication do i need to call an ambulance #smiling friends #im like if pim lived like charlie #which is probably bc im 22 #yeah yknow what thats totally the dynamic #charlie is just reaching the light at the end of the tunnel that is the most depressed years of his life #and pim is just out of it so hes like trying his best to guide him in this fragile time #but charlie isnt a baby and pim isnt that much more experienced they both have a lot to learn about the world #so like over time charlie learns that no pim isnt optimistic because he doesnt know better its bc he has to be #hes learned its the only way worth living and pim is so adamant things will be okay bc he did all that shit #thats why episode 6 is my all time favorite #the implication that pim cant just let loose or he goes off the rails fast... OOOH bitch

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alluralater · 8 months

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"say it don't spray it." nah open that mouth nice and wide, babygirl. i'm about to spit some facts in it

#i have slept a total of five hours in three days- can you tell lmfao #is this anything? i could let this post die in my drafts #i have actually never had someone spit in my mouth bc i don't know how i would react. the conditions would have to be... very sub mode #but like would *i* spit in someone's mouth???? maybe yes #i've never had a case of bad breath in my life + i feel like i'd slap someone immediately after doing it and that #would turn me on + satisfy me. oh shit- kink unlocked????#people always tell me my mouth tastes really good so i could see myself doing that. damn WAIT. this is insane i've never truly thought #about doing it before.#like yeah i've spit on pussy/dick and that's hot but i mean this is TOTALLY different #when i get super into making out with someone like really intensely- ya girl will lick a face. not even joking. my oral fixation demands #liberation.#so i can see the correlation between that and spitting (though i will always be a swallower. feels like a yummy reward for great work yk??)#spitting into someone's mouth and sucking their tongue before i tell them to swallow for me- and then i smack them. mmm yeah okay i'm down #anyways who wants to be my test subject and let me spit in their pretty mouth for the sake of data collection purposes?

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frenchy-and-the-sea · 19 days

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There is a very exquisite agony in playing a game you love so so so so so much, and realizing that one of the other players is trying to play a totally different game than you.

#hush frenchy #we went to the coffin shop today in vallaki #and our rogue triggered combat SIMPLY because he didn't want to leave the house without looting every single room #to clarify: WE HAD ACHIEVED OUR OBJECTIVE #we literally just needed to get out #but the rogue's player was like cmoooon its no fun to leave without looting everything we can get our hands on #now everything we're doing has gone to absolute shit #and to clarify: its going to be very interesting!!#and I feel like I would've been just fine with the result #IF it had been for any other reason besides that this one player seems to think that we're in a video game #like if there had been some kind of character motivation? or genuine concern that we were missing a piece of something we were looking for?#totally fine!! love that in fact!!#but just stealing shit because 'you're the rogue' feels... idk.#it just feels like it's a totally different game than the rest of us are playing #and now we ALL have to deal with the consequences #i just. urgh. i do not know what to do #i am gonna talk to the dm and see if she noticed the same thing as me #and try to brainstorm we the players can do to impart a sense of balance for people with different play styles #but i just feel like despite repeated efforts by the dm to be like hey this is a game for exploration and character engagement #the player is just ignoring that and doing Whatever He Feels Like #ANYWAY SORRY RANT OVER #I'm just really in love with this game and having one really thorny part is just HNG #positive note: the wizard whipped out alter self and thought he was the coolest guy in the whole world #despite repeatedly missing in combat #it was very cute and i wish Wyn wasn't absolutely certain that she was about to die #because she would absolutely stroke his ego about it simply to see him preen #the fighter was also very sweet and keeps working so hard to protect wyn #and since I'm a fighter in my other game i know where to put myself to make it easier for him so there's a lot of synergy #IT'S JUST VERY CUTE AND NICE AND GOOD. I LOVE THEM BOTH A LOT

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batsinurbelfrey · 4 days

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#hot take that doesnt feel that 'hot' if ur kid is going thru one of the most traumatic experiences of their lives #and having to do it TOTALLY alone despite it not at all being a one person job #but thats just circumstance and how the cookie crumbled #and then you offer to come pick them up and drive them home for a week of help and relaxation once the experience is over since that's #all you can offer at the time #its. kinda a fucked up move to then back out when the time comes for said promised r&r #esp when u dont seem to understand [or maybe worse yet you Do but don't care] that ur child CLUNG to and FANTASIZED abt the relief that was #on the horizon for WEEKS of HELL. like 'just a little longer and then I will finally have some help.'#'just a little longer and then I can rest'#'just a few more days and then I can lay low and recoup some expenses and have meals I don't have to solely cook whilst also rehabbing a #sick dog and trying to maintain a home whilst also working full time'#only to get to 'the day' and get a 'its not going to work out after all sorry....we are just so Busy prepping for our travel abroad next #month you know? it would be too Stressful to have a third person in the house'#YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABT STRESS RIGHT NOW????? BE SO FOR REAL----#like if u werent free fine. u dont owe me shit im grown. BUT2 PROMISE IT AND REAFFIRM IT TIME AFTER TIME AND THEN BACK OUT IN THE 11TH HOUR #SERIOUSLY???#I love them but this. fucking Hurts. and I had to pretend it Didnt so as to not make a scene

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littlest-bugz · 3 months

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Does anyone else go thru phases where you don’t want to talk to anyone?

Like,,, I love you so much, but I just need to RECOUP. I need my alone time so I don’t have another breakdown.

#littlest_bugz og #Like dawg Ive interacted with 2 people and even then Ive been spotty #like I just need a break #I know its not… like.. good to leave people on read or just not respond— I learned this in ‘Friendship 101’ but it gets SO tiring to mask #like no offense… i will never take the mask off. its how I fuckin survive #but I want friends #I want to love and be loved #but unfortunately :( Im not skilled at keeping friends #and Ive gotten so jaded by being a revolving door of friends that Im not even sure I can properly get emotionally attatched to anyone #on top of that ive been so in so many abusive romantic relationships that it feels impossible to find ONE GOOD PARTNER #Its not even yearning at this point because Im not sure I can form romantic connections anymore #last guy I liked by accident #like ex bestfriends ex #but he ended up being a fuckin creep #about the blowup part? I had a total explosive breakdown #over the stupidest shit too smfh #not even worth the breakdown #Broke my laptop #Hurt myself #Everything ended up okay #like even my laptop works again but #it was a lot for me- for my family #i hate being a lot like that #thankfully my brother who had similar breakdowns in the past was able to calm me down #thats why my brother is my father figure: my actual dad will yell at me while Im sobbing profusely and my brother will comfort me #and make sure im not hurt #I love my brother so much #Ive had so many people come into my life and be like ‘you love him despite all the trauma hes caused you?’#FUCKING YES #Like my brother was a survivor of fucking organized abuse. hes been through so much that it was only natural that he would blow up

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sentimentalslut · 1 month

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Sometimes I want to yell at you to update your fics but I remember you’re a whole ass lawyer and have a life.

also writers block dont forget the writers block

#not to mention juggling all my interests #i actually write a lot of fics in my free time! but atm my total drama fics have all hit a wall #ill cycle back once ive had some time to shake off the cobwebs as it were #for now ill keep re-reading and being like 'who wrote this how do i coax her out again'#also anon i know this wasnt your intent so this is more of a general announcement #but no one is obligated to update their fics regardless of whether theyre employed or married or have kids or whatever #not that im abandoning my wips (i would NEVER. well. maybe #not atm) but if i wanted to? even if for no reason? thats something i could do #one thing about me: if im not enjoying doing something in my free time? im not doin it #as much as i love sharing my work with yall and hearing your always kind and wonderful feedback (i love yall thanks for reading)#that doesnt mean i owe you more of it #i feel very lucky to be able to share my writing and have people love it but at the end of the day its a hobby #a hobby i love and enjoy the shit out of but a hobby all the same #im entitled to pick it up and put it down as much as i like #and even. as crazy as it sounds. walk away.

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dinokiwii · 11 months

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Jefferem peanut butter baby

FINE WHATEVER

thank fucking god they didnt know each other when they were kids

#dont even get me started on what shit theyd get up to during recess #OR FIELD DAY?#dude #melody mentioned it but benry would totally trip jeffer if they had to do a potato sack run or something #even if they were on the same team they’d go against each other #(you didnt hear it from me. but if they actually tried. they would work really well together)#hlvrai #benrey #benry #half life vr but the ai is self aware #my art #jefferem #jefferem hlvrai #hlvrai jefferem #jefferem and benry #this is in reference to a past post/info btw #about how jefferem REALLY fucking likes peanut butter #and benry calls him jif sometimes bc of it

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seilon · 5 months

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I wish I could tell every young person with a uterus (especially with bad cramps and/or dysphoria and/or depression, etc) that there is a decent chance they just straight up don’t need to live with that. don’t let the stigma surrounding contraceptives and the expectation that you should just ride it out and suffer win. for the love of god if there’s a chance you can lighten or even stop your period and it’s symptoms all-together, unless there’s a legit health concern, your doctor should at least make you aware of that option. I want every young person to know that “birth control” is not just for birth control and it has the potential to make your life infinitely easier to live. do not give in to anti-pill propaganda im serious

#kibumblabs #I remember being in late high school and my doctor suggesting it because of how terrible my dysphoria/related depressive episodes related to #menstrual cycle shit is. and like. im not saying it was a flawless transition but good god im serious it changed my fucking life #not to the extent testosterone would but it was still like. a Big Deal #because I was like. what the fuck. I’ve been suffering through this shit for years. and no one told me this was a thing? we’re all just #expected to suffer? because it’s ‘Normal’????#this whole time I could just. turn the bleeding off. or at least Down. turn off the debilitating breast soreness and swelling. etc.#anyway im not sure why im thinking about this but #i guess every time i hear someone (without any known health issues that’d interfere) like ah time for my monthly Week Of Pain And Misery #i want to shake them by the shoulders like. YOU DONT NEED TO LIVE LIKE THIS. PLEASE I JUST WANT YOU TO BE AWARE OF THIS.#and yes i know it doesn’t work for everyone or sometimes there’s side effects that make it not worth it or what have you #but for a huge huge huge amount of people. they just don’t know it’s an option. because it’s labelled Birth Control. and because there’s #this long-standing quiet fear mongering about it that makes it seem more dangerous and sinister and promiscuous than it is #similar in a lot of ways to other stigmatized hormone treatments. like. well. you know #doesn’t help that when you first get your prescription it comes with the worlds biggest list of Potential Issues (most of which are either #minor temporary or unlikely)#grahhghhhhhhhhh anyway. on a seperate but related note shout out to my fellow tboys who either didn’t have their periods totally stop on t #or (like in my case) they came back after like Years for whatever reason and that had to be dealt with via supplementary contraceptives #cw menstruation

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