#SHE'S SO FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!!! GIRLFAILURE!!!!! GIRLFLOP!!!!! i love her | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

triglycercule · 3 months ago

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jk!nightmare and jk!dream are just fucking kaido and teruhashi from saiki k i'm gonna kill myself 😭😭😭 this is what happens when you do the chuunibyou and perfect girl trope you get fucking saiki k. whats next i make jk!epic or something have reality breaking powers??? mayhaps.... JK! not happening

anyways jk!nightmare is so fucking stupid she's the worlds largest girlfailure. the only reason she still gets to live out her delusion is because everyone in school is nice enough to play along with her. meanwhile dream is just perfect she's got one of my favorite designs. perfect looks perfect grades perfect personality part of the star sanses she's PERFECT. too bad that she's a naive idiot. maybe the dumbness is genetic among the dreamtale twins who knows but i made them both total idiots

#everytime i think of jk!nightmare i fucking laugh #she is NOT allat. she is NOT the queen of negativity she is NOT the leader of a gang #my guy you are a high schooler with zero life experience and no powers. you have NO aura #jk!nightmare starts every gang meeting with a rant about the lack of negativity in the school #and then a bug pops up in the book club. i mean gang meeting room. and then she has to get one of her goons (killer) to kill it #SHE'S SO FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!!! GIRLFAILURE!!!!! GIRLFLOP!!!!! i love her #every girl at whatever school the jk girls go to adores dream. EVEN I ADORE DREAM #nightmare's gang is actually an elaborate excuse for nightmare to monitor her naive little sister #dream doesn't accidentally mix mustard gas or something because nightmare will send horror or something to distract dream from almost dying #the solution to prevent dream from getting in trouble is presenting as a bigger trouble in the moment #nighty would never hurt her precious little sister though of course. the threats are all just pretend #she also gets to pretend to be this badass villian and dream's the damsel in distress/hero that stops her #roleplay at its finest. jk dreamtale twins are so fucking stupid i love them #tricule rant #jk fashion au

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