#SHE’S BACK

[v0idwraith]

[lewistoferrari]

mdni

“stop being such a baby, garrick, and take the damn medicine.”

kyle eyes the tiny plastic cup in your hand with a look of disgust. he wasn’t drinking that. “i’d rather die,” he says, before having a coughing fit, that leaves him with a throbbing throat and a little chest pain.

when he’s done hacking up a lung, you give your husband an exasperated look. “if you keep coughing like that, you just might.”

“well then i guess i’ll die.”

you really don’t mean to, but a bubble of laughter leaves your mouth before you can stop it. leave it up to kyle to be so damn dramatic about a few milliliters of cough syrup.

“ky, please.”

“ky please,” he mimics in an awful voice that sounds nothing like yours, before smirking when you scowl at him. “if i take the medicine, do i get a reward?”

“no.”

“damn, not even a crumb of pu—”

you ignore the look of disappointment on his face. “not even that,” you huff, before rolling your eyes.

and much to your amusement, kyle actually has the audacity to fold his arms across his chest with a pout. when he tells you that he’s not taking the medicine since you refuse to reward him, you cave. you don’t agree because you’re thinking about the way your husband will have you face down with your ass up.

all you want is for kyle to stop being so damn stubborn and take the medicine, before his cold gets much worse. you don’t actually plan on letting him anywhere near you while he’s still contagious.

so you hold the cup out for kyle to take, your eyebrow raising a bit at the way he tosses the medicine back like it’s a shot. and as soon as he sets the medicine cup onto the nightstand, he pounces. he ignores your protests as he yanks down and pins you to the bed.

“you’re gonna get me sick,” you whine while you try and fail to remove his hand away from the hem of your shirt.

“now, where’s my reward?” kyle asks with a grin, before tugging your shirt up further and taking a nipple into his mouth.

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[whatwouldyourmomthink]

Brutally hateful zodiac observation (sorry, I woke up today and chose violence)

Aries men (fire sign men in general) are underdeveloped af. You’re lucky if you met one that doesn’t still live with his momma at the ripe age of 26. Authority of a king, accountability of a toddler.

Taurus is the most possessive sign, not Scorpio. Most people don’t notice because a. It’s material things they try to possess b. They come across as likeable so people let is slide

Libra women are the ultimate girl boss but at the same time the biggest pick me girls

Virgos are the definition of narcissism but usually they justify it with something so it looks like perfectionism. But hey, nothing or no one is enough and they wonder why they are so lonely

Moon in Libra men are the ultimate himbos. They need a socially acceptable good looking woman who will guide them with wisdom and maybe even buy them nice things. At the end of the day, moon in Libra man will check out other girls, try to make their girl think it’s okay to be a side chick. Their main chick is themselves for they are only capable of admiring themselves

Pisces placements in general are lucky people but they are too dumb to even see or enjoy it. Still miserable

Leo placements are the ‚peaked in high school‘ placements. They like to reminisce about their glorious past but the qualities that make them great doesn’t age very well. The more people mature, the more useless ‚leo appeal’ gets

I don’t know anything about geminis because they were never really under my radar. Maybe they’re nice people. Idk idc

Cancer, why are you so comfortable being a loser that you do everything in your power to attract toxic people? It’s one thing to be a bottom but it’s quite another to be a doormat.

Mars in Libra placements suck. They will talk shit behind your back. Will do anything else but give you clarity and honesty.

Leo women and Aries women invented chasing men. (Scorpio and Gemini as well)

Scorpio placements are manipulative, we know. Scorpio mars is the sneakiest. They will come up with an idea and then make it seem like it was your idea. Never directly says it.

Capricorn is the armpit odour placement.

[concretenoah]

daily fave noah 🤍

[foggyredkastle]

Wade: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Peter: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Y/N: A realist sees a freight train.

Matt: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[brookesmartt]

Absolutely crushing a trust exercise

[bloodbroox]

harbringme back to life please

prints🔮

[reneerappuk]

Reneé performing at Lollapalooza ✨

[gunnerds]

[sodacafepop]

JUJUTSU KAISEN MAJOR MANGA CHAPTER 267 SPOILERS

Man what a comeback although it’s so late but like that one song said better late then never

[v0idwraith]

[chelisbae]

𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒄𝒔!!

she’s gonna follow u around the house any chance she’s gets!

even to the bathroom but it’s a adorable so you don’t complain!

your name in her phone is “wifey bear🧸”

the literal cuddle monster like cuddles for YEARSSS if she could

there’s a cabinet in your house for her hot sauce bottles🙏🏾

you guys rarely argue!!

A.N. SHESS BACKKKKKKKKK

@mrsarnold @ayannatv @liyahin4k @patscorner @leilanihours @bveckers

[tswiftts]

local neighborhood independent girlie

[lovemkx]

Miles Kane via ig stories - 07.06.2024

[lihoromanoff]

Damn it, Romanoff. I love you so much.