#SHE WAS HOT AND HAD TATTOOS AND WAS IMPLYING I SHOULD ATTEND THE LOCAL DSA MEETING | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

suffewingowo · 4 months ago

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Hot older trans woman taking my blood, inviting me to the DSA meeting, wearing communist pins, including a qr code that leads to The Communist Manifesto online, "You're losing a lil colour in your lips hun, I'm gonna pull the needle out."

Me, feeling faint for the first time getting my blood drawn in my life, finally understanding the, 'hot older trans woman' trope that I've never gotten before, "Ca youu pehh my haair?"

#THIS IS MERELY A DRAMATIZATION #BUT GOOD LORDS GOOD FUCKING GODS JESUS CHRIST I WAS EMBARRASSED #THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN MY LIFE I'VE BEEN THIS FLAVOUR OF FLUSTERED #SHE WAS HOT AND HAD TATTOOS AND WAS IMPLYING I SHOULD ATTEND THE LOCAL DSA MEETING #SHE WAS SO PRETTY I KINDA FEEL LIKE MY FACE WAS LIT ON FIRE #WORSE YET SHE COULDN'T TAKE ALL THE BLOOD SHE NEEDED SO SHE HAD TO GO GET SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE SHE HAD POKED ME TWICE #WHAT IF I EXPLODED HUH?#the devil speaks

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