#SHE IS TOO FUNNY

[hersurvival]

@coffeexxcigarettes

Inside of me are two wolves:

One is sad and inadvertently taught her dog to come up to her and offer his paw, to hold her hand periodically.

And the other will get in your face if you look at her too long.

Oh, and uhm, fuck! There's a third now?

That one is just happy to be included.

[epickiya722]

Megan and her love for anime always puts a smile on my face.

[baravaggio]

my grandmother is stuffing zucchini flowers and listening to madame butterfly and sporadically providing commentary on the lyrics "that son of a bitch just wasn't fucking coming back...men, i'm telling you, sophia rossi..." certified italian-american moment

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[bobbiedebruyn]

the moments that foreshadow cait losing an eye throughout season 2 of arcane

[jq37]

It's super funny to me that, in Suffering, the Siren answers Odysseus's question about how to avoid Poseidon completely truthfully even though she was planning on killing him at first opportunity. It didn't even ping her radar as a suspicious question to ask. It's like her day job is drowning mortal men but her nerdy hobby is nautical navigation and she couldn't help herself. She did NOT have to give him any info but she was like, Ooh fascinating hypothetical question! Here's my analysis on the best way to survive. Anyway, get in the water silly :)

[akanemnon]

How to be an annoying little jerk 101

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[trueduelist]

Im texting one of the long time cooks because she had a question about the AGM and as she continues to talk, i realize she is so out of the loop on everything thats going on 😭 like she asks "so AGM is part time?!" And im like "well yes but also this is his last week."

Her: "WHAT!??!?? Why?? Hes so good"

Me: "yes but we need a full time AGM here. He is getting transferred so its good for him"

Her: "so [our newer manager] will be taking over"

Me: "well no .. she is staying where she is because were getting a new agm. He is new to the company but has experience"

Her: "well what about chef? Why doesnt he move up to general mgmt!"

Me: "ummm he already quit...."

Her: "what!???!!"

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[5ftboy]

"We eat people."

[heartorbit]

searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!

[drenched-in-sunlight]

family tea party.

(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)

[umblrspectrum]

"smaller mass" you say

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..