#SHAUNDI MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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what is ur favorite sr character? :3
there are so many........ unfortunately im a johnny gat girlie 💖 he was the reason i got into the games. i want him . I ALSO LOVE SHAUNDI SO MUCH!!!!!! and lin :') i would say those 3 are my top favs.. i love aisha and pierce too
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shaunviola for the ask meme :]
Question ask meme (feel free to send more, I like this format)
YAY SHAUNVI!
When I started shipping it if I did:
Directly from tumblr! I think the first time would have been in a piece by iilovebeam though I think I saw other people's art of them too. I was just like OOH! Like I'd not really thought about it but the moment I did, I saw an interesting dynamic there.
My thoughts:
I mean I adore them. I make no secret of the fact I can sometimes end up a little bored once couples are together and there's no friction and so on. With Shaunvi there's a lot to play with. I think it was the first kind of secondary ship I decided to add to my fanfic, though I believe it wasn't the first to appear as I wrote everything so out of order.
What makes me happy about them:
They start from this place of a lot of tension established in canon, and I just love the idea of Viola having this attraction to Shaundi right off the bat but her being like... untouchable? Unavailable? Like she almost starts off a goal; a grown-up version of the more unusual girl trying to win the popular girl over as a friend, but it becomes more than that as she falls hard for her. From Shaundi's perspective there is this huge barrier though, she can't even allow herself to think about it because Viola is involved in Johnny's death. That barrier breaks in my hc when Shaundi finds out Johnny is actually alive, because that really was her sticking point above all else. From then on they start a rather intense relationship. I was going to say short but it's about a year long so short is pretty subjective. They're a bit on again off again after that; they fizzle out romantically but they remain friends and they also maintain this spark sexually.
What makes me sad about them:
Because my universe is canon obviously it's never going to work out because Viola dies 🥲 I obviously had that in mind when I decided not to have their relationship cover the whole 2016-2020 period because I think Shaundi would very much struggle to recover from that in a way my other characters who lose people have strong defences against. It also just didn't fit what I wanted for them, I wanted them intense and passionate and I think that either settles into something else or it ends.
Things done in fanfic that annoys me:
I mean I haven't actually read any fanfic that features them I don't think, I included them briefly in mine but didn't tag them as a pairing bc that would annoy me if they were tagged but not a main pairing and only in it for five seconds. Actually I wish I'd woven them into my own story in a more interesting way, but I was so far in when I came across the pairing. It kind of works though because we see Shaundi's disdain adapt quite suddenly after finding out about Johnny. I guess I wouldn't like to see anything too cheesy or boring for them? Nothing that's like love at first sight, instantly getting along when Viola joins because while canon devation is fine it would also remove a lot of what I like about them. I would accept a well written happy ever after for them! But they need some tension in the lead up. Obviously hc them however you want, this is just about what I'd personally enjoy reading! 😊
Things I look for in fanfic:
Honestly any interesting portrayal of the relationship would draw me in. I'm not super picky. I've not read fic of them but every angle I've seen for them on tumblr I've absolutely loved. Pining, angst, awkwardness, well written smut; a lot of standard things I like would work.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
So for main universe, Shasha (Shaundi x Asha) is something many of you know I have an interest in. I think they would have an interesting dynamic but plotting out an actual storyline for them is quite different. These things come with time for me though they just pop into my head at random times. If I don't find a route for them romantically I'd love to see them living together in a QPR type situation! I'm also a little... just a little curious about Shaundi x Kinzie. That would be more AU though, as would Shaundi x Casey. There are quite a few I can see for Shaundi.
As for Viola, main universe she's dead so I'm going to just go cracky and say Violin? Yeah I feel like some people are going to think "oh, well, you're the self-appointed ship name guy so you would", and... they have a point. 😆 It's really quite hypothetical as I don't really make anything with the afterlife, but if I did, there would have to be a heaven x hell ship. I think they'd kind of click. AU where she lives though? I'd say most likely an OC tbh. If Casey's the Boss it doesn't really fit for more than a fling type thing, but the idea of Viola x Boss really appeals to me for a more fitting Boss, because they gave her a pretty big chance in SR3 and I'd like to know what would come from that. Imagine the early days and them just being the one who's on her side, y'know? 🥲
My happily ever after for them:
So I guess in terms of what fits my mostly canon+ universe, I did have a possibility of Viola being in the pods after all due to a mix-up, very much a "here's how Shaunviola can still win" thing tbh. They could potentially be together on Ragnarok. But I guess I don't really see that theory as an actual part of my canon nowadays, and again, idk if I have a story for them there yet. If I do I'll likely share it 😊
Who is the big spoon/little spoon:
I guess I see Shaundi as the big spoon most of the time. She's the more physical of the two but it's more than that. I just think Viola has this insecurity about whether Shaundi really cares for her and always will. When Shaundi holds her it just reinforces that this is all willing and that she loves her.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity:
So in my hc they both like to dance, that's a pretty straightforward one. I can see them going out while in the "off" phase of on/off and winding up slow dancing 🥲 I think they prefer nights out over nights in but maybe they would enjoy cooking together with a bottle of wine or two. I also have an image of them cycling out of town and looking down at everything from high places. I feel like it's easier for these two to find what they really cherish about each other when there's no distractions, just peace and quiet.
#thanks for the ask!#loved the chance to talk about them as i haven't for a while#saints row#shaundi#viola dewynter#shaunviola#asks#additional crack ship for viola: me bc viola my wife viola
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shaundi my wife
#shaundi#my art#saints row#sr shaundi#i know i said art meant nothing to me but i was over reacting apparently
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idk why people claim Shaundi's just a mean hag in Saints Row: The Third cause like she's not really.
she's salty about Johnny and not stoned out of her brain all the time, but she's still fun to take around as a homie. probably my fav homie to call out tbh. i love her lines the most. like 'WE HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY,' is so funny to me.
like i promise her whole character is not just 'johnny died and u guys dont care >:(' and i will go down fighting for my home girl/wife.
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i have a meeting i have to get to in like less than 30 minutes but first i’m gonna talk about the sr2 christmas story idea i had on my morning run
it’s several months after the end of sr2. dane vogel is dead, dex escaped, and eric gryphon is trying to piece things back together within ultor. the story opens at night on christmas eve. everyone’s kinda free to do whatever; obviously some saints are celebrating at the bases, some went home, others are just out and about. pierce is with his family, shaundi decided to spend this christmas with laura and tobias and their family, and anteros is spending the holiday at troy’s place. their relationship is kinda(?) more official atp. who knows. anyway so anteros and troy are making out on the couch, having had a lot to drink (spiked eggnog so it’s festive) and they were watching christmas specials but lost interest pretty fast. suddenly troy’s phone rings and he goes to answer despite anteros telling him to ignore it. he looks back at anteros, concerned after hearing what the call was about.
cut to johnny in the stilwater pd holding cell. a few hours earlier johnny had been in a bar by himself, trying to ignore all the christmas shit, drowning his sorrows in some cheap beer. several drinks in and some drunk guy started bothering him, recognizing him as johnny gat. the guy keeps harassing him, and even though johnny thought he was doing fine just ignoring him, finally the drunk remarks that johnny looks pathetic, drinking alone in a bar for the holidays since he doesn’t have a wife to spend it with—not anymore. johnny sees red. he breaks his bottle over the guy’s head and begins to smash his head into the bar repeatedly, finally pinning him down and punching him, beating him to death. an off duty cop smashes a bottle across johnny’s head, knocking him unconscious and taking him to the station.
cut back to johnny in the holding cell. he’s asleep on the bench. anteros and troy are just staring at him for a minute before anteros goes in to try to wake him up/carry him out. troy, using his authority, told the department to just let him go. they hesitantly do. anteros wakes up johnny telling him they gotta go (“johnny, get up, c’mon man let’s go home.” “they’re letting me out already?” “yeah, you’re lucky i’m sleeping with the chief.” “heh, that’s pretty funny.” “…..yeah. hilarious. now let’s go.”)
anteros takes him back to his apartment. they briefly consider just going back to troy’s place bc it was closer but….probably better if they didn’t. anteros lays johnny on his bed and waits a minute before asking what happened. johnny doesn’t feel like talking about it, but anteros can tell something’s very wrong.
this is the first christmas johnny’s had to spend without aisha. he’d never been huge on the holidays, but aisha loved it. and she made him learn to love it. he can’t bring himself to go back to their house. it’s empty and undecorated (what would she think?). in fact, he can’t bring himself to do anything that reminds him of her. not since she died. he believes if he just keeps his mind off her, that things will get better, but lately he fears that he’s just ignoring her. and that makes him feel worse. he’s stuck between two worlds; he wants to think about her, and he does, but sooner or later her death flashes in his mind and he’s in a cold sweat and doesn’t know what to do. he misses her. he misses her so goddamn much. he should’ve saved her. why couldn’t he have saved her?
it’s the first time anteros has seen johnny cry. he never thought he was capable of it, in all honesty. he seemed larger than life, a man of legend, but here he was, lying on his bed desperately rubbing the tears out of his eyes.
he just never thought this first christmas would be so hard. he thought he was doing well, but that guy in the bar sent him over the edge. his knuckles are still covered in dried blood. anteros tells him that maybe the first step is to just try to have a nice christmas. if it was her favorite holiday, maybe the least they can do is try to enjoy themselves. the holiday isn’t over yet, they still have an hour or so. she wouldn’t want to see him get shitfaced at some bar; she’d want to see him have fun with people he cared about. if he’s up for it, they just lit up a big tree outside the phillips building a few hours ago. should be pretty. johnny asks if they can set the tree on fire. anteros smiles.
#yeah troy and anteros’ relationship isn’t actually revealed to others until my srtt rewrite. once troy rejoins the saints and all that#like a ‘‘oh by the way…..’’#tho they are broken up by then but Regardless.#anyway. i think johnny deserves some actual space for grieving and introspection. even if they games don’t want it. i want it.#tho i mean ideally i just wouldn’t kill aisha but what do i know!🙄#but the holidays are a good time for reflection. and i think keeping in line with shit in sr2. it’d be good for this
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Noah Miller, the mercenary that forced his way into the position of leader of the Saints temporarily in order to efficiently take out STAG.
No, he's not related to Matt Miller in any way, shape or form.
And Shaundi, my other video game wife (Cait from Fo4 being my first wifey).
Shaundi and Noah only know each other because she briefly dated his younger brother years ago. They never met until the Saints crash land in Steelport. He fills in Johnny Gat's role in Shaundi's life by acting as a sort of older brother/father figure for her.
Think Ellie and Joel, kind of. Speaking of which, Noah is based a bit off Joel because Male Voice 1 and Joel are voiced by Troy Baker.
#Saints Row#shaundi saints row#Saints Row The Third#SRTT#SR#shaundi sr#shaundi#oc#saints row oc#oc art#video games#Noah Miller#my art :3
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Attack dog Pt. 3
#shaundi#Saints Row 3#saints row#sr3#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#*points* wife#anyway this is a little rushed because im getting RE2 and need to clear everything off the table today so that i can immerse myself#but it is what it is!#tag: sr
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Me looking at all the saints:
#saints row#johnny gat#shaundi#my wife#boss#pierce washington#carlos mendoza#troy#not k*nzie#matt miller#lin
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the aliens want what we have
#.txt#im crying this is a bastard man and his bastard friends adn we STAN#can we talk abt pierce's superhomie gear too like excuse me sir i didnt know u had TASTE#and asha is my wife like hello#and if any1 is readin' these#i chose them first and then uh shaundi and matt was it?#i left johnny for last bc Who else was gonna help me get to zinyak#boss nate
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— FIVE SONGS + OTPS
i was tagged by @denerims (thanks!!!) and i tag @courierrose @chuckhansen @dishoenored and anyone else who wants to!
baby by bishop briggs - shaundi x aiden (saints row)
And I like the way that we walk the train tracks Foggin' the, windows up, on the way back Ride or die every night every day
without you by oh wonder - deacon x reagan (fallout 4)
Step out into the sun Skies above they radiate me Lift up carry the love Do you know That I've been out of my mind This slow life I'm waiting for you To swing me all of your light
we’ll meet again by vera lynn - abel x briar rose (d&d)
We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day Keep smiling through Just like you always do 'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
to love you by the family crest - abel x biar rose
And so, I was born to love this woman And the hands outstretched about these ageing nights And so, I was born to love this woman From the dawning spark my love has held this heart of mine
my friends by oh wonder - shiloh x mason (far cry 5)
And I can’t forget it All of the love All of the love As we stood tall together All of the love All of the love
#shaundi and aiden's song is not romantic lol#they're like friends w benefits who got some feelings#we'll meet again for abel and briar is sad bc he was kidnapped and she doesn't know if he's alive u_u#and i did a second for abel & briar bc i don't really have that many oc ships??? that or im blanking#i didn't want to do non oc ships bc i don't have any major ones i care about#abel BIG loves his wife#i picked my friends for shi and mason bc they didn't have time to get together and then fc5 ending makes it not possible :-/#rocking the SAD otp right there#myocs*
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SR Boss Asks Answers
I realised how much space long reblogs take up on the reblog page (yeah, I'm new to tumblr) so I've copied this onto a new post.
But yeah, did them all, and I implore anyone who wants to talk about their Boss to do these, because even if no-one reads it, it was fun. There were a couple of things I didn't really think about, like the #16 Casey-cat moment which is my new favourite thing.
#17 is something I've just done a longer post on.
Apologies for formatting issues.
1.What’s their backstory? Cassandra ‘Casey’ Michaiła Clark was born in Stilwater. Her dad left when she was very young citing that he couldn't handle two kids. Ofc he leaves and has two kids with his new wife and barely sees Casey and her sister. He later claims he wanted to leave their mom, not them. Her sister rightfully points out that for all her flaws, their mom never actually stopped him seeing them so that's on him.
Her mom was from a slightly more affluent background than her dad (they met in college but dropped out when her mom got pregnant) and they were scraping by until he left. After that, her mom worked very hard to maintain the appearance to the outside world that they were not struggling with money, even though it sent them into debt. She was always very judgemental and religious, but also had a genuine anxiety disorder. She eventually got addicted to Xanax and would drag Casey with her to make excuses like that she'd flushed her last lot down the toilet/took them to school and they got confiscated etc.
It got to the point where she was pretty checked out and Casey's sister had to make sure they were getting to school on time, that there was food on the table etc.. When she was 14, her sister left home and this derailed her pretty bad.
Her best friend Mori(OC: Moriarty Alleyne- hoping to post more about him soon)'s mom Angela was instrumental in taking care of her from about the age of 12. She always made sure Casey was fed when at her house and gave her some of Mori's old clothes when she outgrew her sister's hand-me-downs. She did try to help where she could but wasn't fully aware of the situation for a long time. Even though Mori's friendship with Casey became a little strained due to his girlfriend disliking her, Angela would still invite her around.
When Casey was 15 her mom caught her making out with a girl she liked and it led to her mom throwing her out of the house. She stayed with Mori and Angela for two weeks straight but Angela started saying Casey should go check on her mom, and offers to go with her- having realised by this point that drugs are involved she's worried her mom might have OD'ed (Casey doesn't realise that's why until years later). Casey assures her she has been in contact with her mom (technically she has been, she's been sent texts about repenting her sins and guilt trips about leaving her at home the whole time) and pretends to go home but obviously can't.
So instead she finds herself on Saints Row at a really stupid time of night and… well, you know… Saints Row happens.
2. How old were they when they first joined the Saints? Fifteen, almost sixteen. Weird little angry kid born 29th June 1990. I think she has pretty obvious millenial tastes and tendencies. I find the post-SRIV dynamic pretty fascinating actually. She probably has a lot more in common with Pierce and Shaundi who I hc as similar ages compared to Johnny who is xennial, Kinzie and Asha who I think are borderline millenial/gen z, and 110% zoomer Matt. Then you've got Keith and Ben complaining that the ship is ran by kids and CID, Jane and Jezebel being extreme outliers to the whole thing.
3. Did they have a happy childhood? I mean overall she says it wasn't terrible. She had some nice moments with her sister. Kinzie calls her backstory "tragic" when she hears it and Casey disagrees calling it "just, y'know, a bit shitty". She heard stories of other kids going through physical and sexual abuse, she saw how Mori was affected by his dad's death and had to help him through some very dark times with his depression. She doesn't class her borderline sociopathy as a mental health issue until much later on. She starts therapy around the time the Saints rise to fame, around 2012-2013.
4. Do they have any siblings? Yes, she has a sister called Phoebe who is approximately 4 years older than her and as above, pretty much had to raise her. She left home when she was 18 which led Casey to feel pretty abandoned all over again, especially because she didn't fully understand her reasons.
5. Did they graduate high school? What about college? No, she dropped out of high school. She had plans to study English Literature at college had she got that far. She held on to school for almost a year after Phoebe left, still scraping Bs, but eventually it all took its toll. She got a job as a dishwasher in a small restaurant. If it wasn't for stealing food off of plates for a few months she wouldn't have had the muscle mass for the physical strength she displays in the first game.
6. What’s their sexuality?She self-defines as bisexual. Later she wonders if it should be pansexual. She didn't know what pan was in like 2003 when she was figuring it out, but either would fit her. Equally she would describe herself as panromantic but many of her friends assume she is fraysexual or otherwise arospec based on her choices around relationships.
7. What do they look for in a partner? She doesn't. She ignores or downright avoids that sort of interaction if possible. Suddenly becomes fucking mute again if she tries to talk about feelings. But she seems to be romantically attracted to people that are quite physically affectionate because she is very friendly emotionally but has trouble initiating non-sexual physical contact.
She does have the odd short-term partner, but tends to be drawn to people she doesn’t like all that much as something in her brain knows it won't last (talking days, I think her longest was like 10 days for many years). She has a lot of one-night stands/other casual hookups.
8. Are they currently dating anyone? Currently when? ;) Throughout the games, no, unless it’s a matter of days as described above. She's capable of romantic attraction but as above, doesn't want a relationship for practical reasons (actually fear) because a partner could be used against her.
9. Who do they love most in the world? Her friends. They are her family. She is unwavering on that. This doesn't change when she gets a partner or meets a blood relative from the pods. But it does shift a little some time in 2024.
10. Is there someone from their past they will never forgive?
Her parents. Anyone who contributes to the several deaths of her friends also but the difference there is that she doesn't let them live. So no need to forgive them. Hell she only considered letting Matt live because he reminded her of herself when she got dragged into the gang life at 15-16. The upgrades just sealed the deal.
11. What is their favorite food? Mori and his mom are Bajan-American so Barbadian food is a comfort food for her, especially salt fish and macaroni pie. Unfortunately none of the lieutenants stationed with her are of that heritage, so she often seeks out Carribean restaurants while still on earth. Phoebe's pecan pie is also a comfort, it was their grandma's recipe but she died when Casey was 6 and Phoebe was 9-10. Casey has the recipe but can't cook anything besides like frozen pizzas, instant ramen etc. She eventually tries to make the pie and realises burnt pecan pie is still good pecan pie! Despite this, lemon meringue pie is her favourite dessert. When the nice manager was on shift at the restaurant she would sneak her a piece every night. She also has a soft spot for fries because when she the dishwasher in the diner they were the easiest things to eat off plates before scraping them. Also pieces of burgers and ribs.
12. What are their pet peeves? She gets really restless when waiting on someone. Like she'll say meet at 2 and by the time Johnny gets there by 2.03 she's been pacing back and forth for five minutes. She doesn't mind all the gang being sarcastic with each other but if they all start talking each other at once she usually has to silence them. She is open to being called out on things like her white cis privelege or some of the hetronormative bias instilled by her background but she doesn't much like being challenged on some of her more bullshit 'rules' or lieutenants pushing back on her decisions once she's made them. She does eventually mature out of the latter.
13. What are some of their fears? Her biggest fear is losing someone she cares about. Unfortunately she's frequently had to live it. This is one of the things that contributes to her feelings on relationships.
14. How do they deal with injuries? Major: the Saints have a heavily bribed doctor in Stilwater, Steelport and DC. Minor: She usually asks Johnny to bandage if needed bc everyone else is too slow and gentle. Then more or less runs and hides until she's feeling better.
15. What is the MOST embarrassing moment in their life? That time she almost slow danced with Josh Birk at the 4th of July party is certainly up there.
16. Are they a cat or dog person? Cat, I think. I think she wouldn't have thought of herself of much a pet person in general because she grew up without any and she assumes she'd be too lazy to take care of them. But then she goes to a friends house who has a cat. Maybe Mori(which would be funny because his mom affectionately compares Casey to a stray cat). And she doesn't really know how to react around them so she's just kind of like "Sup.". Then the cat just kind of comes and sits on her lap and she's like… oh… warm! Soft. You are my new homie now.
17. Beside the 1950s sitcom, what else would their hell be?Again, just losing all the people she cares about. The only reason that was not her simulation is because Zinyak/the system he uses has a very shallow understanding of the human psyche, not surprising because Zin have a very conscious mind compared to humans where a lot is subconscious. This makes them fairly intelligent but also means they can adapt to changes due to their time travel easily because they just go "oh, a memory has changed.". See also: Pierce's simulation. Maybe everyone's.
18. Which death affects them the most? (Besides Johnny)
Oh this is different because they all impact such different areas of her life. Lin’s death probably had the greatest impact on her actions as a leader.She becomes very front-and centre/self sacrificing because of Lin.
On a more personal level I was going to say Carlos because she had pretty strong feelings for him but actually it's Aisha. Watching how her best friend, who she looks up to more than anyone and basically wanted to be, was just walking around with a piece of him missing really solidified her fear of relationships and anger at the injustice of life and death; things she might have otherwise grown out of/conquered with therapy.
19. What is their favorite music? She likes a pretty wide range of music because she doesn’t want to let anyone down by not following their recommendations and always finds at least one song she likes from the artists they like. Not taking that into account, she really likes '80s shit' and also ska but as a 00s teen she went through the pop punk phase pretty hard too.
20. What are some of their hobbies? Reading, definitely. Almost every spare moment when she gets to the stage where there are spare moments. In high school, Yu-Gi-Oh cards were big for her. Tbh she is pretty nerdy but because she's so technologically challenged her friends don't seem to pick up on that. I feel like in an AU 2020 she would get really into cottagecore during the pandemic then get really pissed because she can't bake or draw or knit.
#saints row#saints row boss#saints row headcanon#i apologise to anyone who actually read this#questions welcome as always
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some quick shaundi sketches
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Johnny: So you and Shaundi don't have any pet names, huh?
Emery: Pfft, of course not!
Johnny: Uh-huh, what's your favorite movie?
Emery: Babe.
Shaundi, from the other room: What?
Johnny: Never lie to my face again.
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Saints Row for fandom meme
Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Shaundi queen wife
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Oleg 🥺
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Troy Bradshaw
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Lorenzo, the gay guy from SR1
poor little meow meow (��problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Angel
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Helmers
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): FUCKING ZIMOS
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Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7
- I wander why my boyfriend was messing around with that coat hanger.
- Hey, I-I saw you shooting people on campus thenother day.
- You make those bastards pay for what they did to Aisha.
- You do know Shaundi set our high school record 'most guys banged' right?
- Make those assholes pay for what they did to Carlos.
- Do you have any interest in being a trophy wife?
- Johnny thinks the world of you.
- Carlos is dead because of you!
- I wanna know what kind of mutant STD Shaundi gave me.
- You wanna come back to my place and suck my cock while I watch TV?
- If you're ever looking for some new crackwhores feel free to take my wife.
- You helped Johnny escape his trial? He is so hot.
- You have no idea how big of a slut Shaundi is. I'd stop being seen with her if I were you.
- Aren't you supposed to be dead?
- Looking mean and lean, Boss.
- Got doesn't have any extra pain killers, does he?
- How come you're in charge and not Gat?
- You know, I always did like Troy better than you. Now I know why.
- How's it feel to walk again.
- Tell Gat the only one he can blame for Aisha's death is himself.
- You did us a favor, killing Veteran Child.
- You should've stayed dead.
- Tell Carlos I said hi. Oh wait...
- Do you think you could introduce my son to Shaundi?
- Seriously though, how did you survive that explosion?
- I heard you and Johnny go way back.
- I am an invincible, cop killing fuck machine.
- Who would you rather do, Shogo or Jyunichi?
- Don't feel bad, I thought Aisha was annoying anyway.
- That motherfucker Carlos better have a good explanation to where he's been.
- A smart man would've take a vial of Sunshine's blood and sold it to the highest bidder.
- I think you're the first woman I ever loved... Wanna go kill something?
- Can I sleep in the hotel again? I promise I'll be quiet.
- I'm glad you took out that bitch that killed Carlos.
- Anything you can do to bring back freedom fries?
- Where's Carlos been? I was really starting to like him.
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@undergroundexits sent: ship bias - for the boss, for moxxi, for marian, aaand maybe kinsey ?
boss/shaundi - they have some extremely good moments in 3 and 4 it's a shame that f!boss/shaundi is so rare because it's so good. like.... the boss was in a 1950s sitcom simulation and having shaundi as their wife in it did not ring any alarms whatsoever despite earlier talking about how they'd never get married
boss/johnny - they're just. soulmates in every meaning of the word and i don't give a shit if it's just platonic or if it's romantic.
moxxi/timothy - they are soft... cute... starcrossed even.... he's stuck looking like her ex boyfriend but has a hopeless crush on her..... he's the only one who seems to have pure intentions for liking her... it's just cute
moxxi/tannis - science wlw who've seen so much shit. like so much.
moxxi/jack - but specifically vlad's jack because no one gets them like we do @rotseize
marian/anders - probably my favorite, since it was my first but despite the writers’ best efforts to make me hate anders i just. really love the kind of tragic relationship they have where it’s clear to everyone it’s going to end badly and they just go for it anyway. and the both being apostate mages is just a little spice on top
marian/isabela - marian is not the most outwardly flirting one even though she does have that special kind of charisma about her that only isabela seems to really bring out of her. in an ideal world they would go sailing the world if marian wasn’t extremely seasickness prone
marian/varric - da’s anti-dwarf romancing agenda aside, no one has ever been so concerned about her well being as he has.
marian/merrill - mostly she tries to avoid actively pursuing merrill because she knows carver has a crush on her and she’s trying to. keep the peace because carver already feels like she takes everything from him. but she earnestly enjoys having a more hopeful presence around, even if it’s hard to reciprocate that optimism which. ultimately is what causes marian to turn away because she just feels like she’s too depressing to be hanging around with her
kinsey/jason - sweet and tragic just how i like it <3 falling love at the wrong place and time and all that
kinsey/floyd - so iconic that my phone now recognizes flinsey was a word and will autofill it also the fact our personal server has a section dedicated to all their different au versions and it’s not even a complete list @floyb
kinsey/emily prentiss - totally random but long time kinstorians may recall she first came up as an idea after i had a dream about criminal minds and idk. i think they’d mesh well.
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