#SHAKE VIDEO LOOOOOOOOOGS

[professionalnooneatall]

Brad Boilmer's Lament

BOIMLER: I could never do that. I guess I'm just not cut out for Starfleet. MARINER: Oh please you're MISTER Starfleet! BOIMLER: No, I'm not! Not like you are! I should just turn in my uniform and go work on a research asteroid! MARINER: (gasps) No, absolutely not. Do not even joke about that! That is the lamest thing you could do BOIMLER: I should just study bugs on a far-off planet and then eventually get eaten and no one will even know until they stumble across my distress call but it'll be way too late and then they'll have to spend a bunch of time deciphering how things went wrong based on my final shakey video loooooogs!