#SERIOUSLY THOUGH DONT FUCKING WEAR NYLON IF YOURE GONNA BE WORKING WITH MULTIFLORA

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this is based on an actual experience i had during trail maintenance. long story short i was stuck under a multiflora rose bush

[Image ID: A colored sketch of Merle Highchurch. He’s a middle-aged dwarf with brown skin, wavy gray hair and a beard. He has an eyepatch on his left eye and his right arm is made of light-colored wood. He’s wearing gardening clothes and a tool-belt.

Despite being covered in scratches, leaves and thorns, he gives a weary thumbs up, saying “I live…”, end description]