#SAVING THIS FOR LATER

[barbaragordonewithyourshit]

Saving this for when I inevitably make a 4-hour video essay about Vices and Virtues or some shit

[charliemwrites]

Thinking about Soap and Reader kidnapping Ghost. The big guy had braced himself for the usual atrocity - but got fed, washed, and babied instead. And, like, why these psychos so damn cute?

Oooh I love love LOVE a soft kidnapping situation. Like, no you’re not free to go but why would you want to when we’re providing everything you could possibly need and then some 🥰

[haunted-glassesgurl]

Imagine Merlin BBC being a romcom teenage series!!

Imagine the trailer be like:

"Prince Arthur was a regular prince"

*cut to show Arthur smiling and pretty*

Brave

*Arthur fighting against someone*

Charming

*Arthur flirting and/or smiling lovingly*

Responsable

*Arthur suffering with his duties*

And like most princes

...

A total prat.

*Arthur laughing out loud*

But some things might change

*Cut to Merlin arriving at Camelot*

When a certain young warlock

*Merlin doing magic*

Becomes his manservant

*Scene where Merlin is "rewarded" after saving him the first time*

Unwillingly

*Merlin and Arthur fighting over Merlin's chores scenes*

The once and future king

*Arthur with his armour all smiley*

And the greatest warlock to ever walk on earth

*Merlin with his eyes glowing gold*

Before those titles became official

*Scenes with both of them being stupid*

Merlin

Coming soon

[predoom]

oh this gallery gonna be fucking good

[bowl-of-soupie]

@heavenbreaker7

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[eternallytired17]

Bennie and the Jets - Chris Fleming

I genuinely think of this comedy bit whenever I hear Bennie and the Jets - Literally EVERY TIME.

[starrierknight]

priest!getou with a demon reader, who pretends to be like an innocent little person and goes to confession. and like says they're having "dirty" thoughts and getou cant stop thinking about your confession and it drives him mad

Sending this here for everyone to see

you're confessing every lustful thought you've had about the handsomest speaker you've ever seen at your church... and you "don't know" that it's him... and as you divulge the details, he can feel his cock twitching in the confines of his heavy black clothes. his thighs rub together, and he tries to remind him that he's in God's house now, that this isn't right. there's something wrong with him, he's filthy and disgusting.

you ask if he's still there, and he lets out a breathy, "Please. Please, continue to confess to me."

and all the while as he says this, his trousers are halfway down his thighs as he slowly teases himself, tentatively curling his fingers, those palms which have blessed so many innocent, around his weeping cock and he touches himself.

that's the thing, about sin. about lust. perhaps this is the closest to heaven he'll get.

so, he keeps touching and feeling, and all you can hear is the ragged breathing from behind the grate.

[joodmoment]

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

Saving this for later

Peanut Butter Oreo Icebox Cake – Dairy free and vegan!

[whimsyvixen]

I dreamed I was being hunted down in a foreign country by a hulking giant of a man. Just as he was about to get me, I woke up in a panic and stared at my ceiling. I've never wanted to go back to a dream faster than this because I wanted him even if I was scared.

[lilybug-02]

Wait... the Soul makes squeaky noises when we try to speak... and the Player "puppets" Kris, but doesn't completely control them...

Oh. My. God.

We're a rat. WE'RE A FREAKING RAT WE'RE RATATOUILLE-ING THEM AGGHH

You do not understand the mind escapade I just experienced reading this inbox.

Like this is the funniest comment I have ever read regarding my AU. I legit wanted to show Chara and Kris this and then f*cking remembered they don't exist and I would have to draw that interaction. Like oh my god. I'm loosing it over this comment.

im crying.

[stormbreaker-290]

Storm~ *said in the sweetest sing song voice ever*

Do you think that maybe you could draw Static in 5this

You can say no. No pressure. I just wanna see our favorite TV head rocking those boots

EHEHEH >:333

Dude I totally should,,, imma add this to my lil list of stuff to draw nyeheheh

[bowl-of-soupie]

@heavenbreaker7

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Masterpost Call me Robert, no pronouns, just call me by my name [you can shorten it to rob or any other shit if you want idc]. He/they is okay i guess but no she/her please. I enjoy asks and tags lol [platonic] Love language is spamming my mutuals notifs <3 im a minor, so don't be wierd (like the uncomfy wierd) Please use tone indicators!! (Im sorry but unless its super duper obvious, i really cant tell tone, especially online)

AroAce, QPR is okay, gender=AAAAAAAAAAAA Dni: Biggots of any kind (homophobes , xenophobes , racists, etc), mdi blogs (and nsfw/kinkblogs) I have a cult, so far the peeps are: @strangefriendo @flowey-the-lanternflower55 @randomexistingthing @still-got-no-idea @eldritchcats @axinfinity @italic-doing-random-shit @dustsansm1 @living-my-ghibli-dream @wonkus-bonkus @panda-of-the-trash @runawaythunderstorm @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @a-mimic-and-a-jester If you wanna join, just ask :D Our god is killer sans and @randomexistingthings' cat :3

[and failing]

[spacefinch]

Barnacles: Gender neutral ways to address a crowd, GO

Kwazii: Mateys

Inkling: Distinguished guests

Peso: Ladies and germs

Shellington: Entities of interest

Dashi: Guys, gals, and non-binary pals

Tweak: All y’all

Paani: My dudes

Natquik: Comrades

Pearl: Allies, enemies, and those I’m still deciding about

Calico Jack: Fellow scoundrels

Ranger Marsh: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the alligators

[bowl-of-soupie]

@heavenbreaker7