#SAMMY ANGSTING OVER HER GF AND THEM JUST BEING LIKE

[bendarius]

darius and ben matching each others freak in ep4 just going completely theorizing mode and thinking out loud and being in sync. There's just something wrong with them

[jordie-gvf]

can we maybe get a sam blurb of him getting jealous of his gf (reader) drunkenly flirting with one of the twins and the twins kinda playing into it a little too well? this is my fave imaginary scenario AHH😭 thank u ily jordie<3

sam blurb #1

so theres basically an entire fucking fic here, hope you like it!

warnings : angst, fluff, flirting, making out

word count : 1.5k+

Whenever you and Sam went out with his brothers and your friends, shit got crazy. Josh was on your left and Juliette was on your right. You and Juliette had been extremely close ever since you were in middle school. 

The two of you had gone to shows together, you both enjoyed being around each other. You two could have fun doing absolutely nothing.

Josh had always been flirty with you, which Sam had despised. After you and Juliette got your drinks, you put them at the table and went into the bathroom together. 

You sat on the bathroom counter as she touched up her makeup. “So you know how Sam gets jealous of Josh flirting with me? I'm gonna do it back to Josh. Sam always talks to waitresses as if I'm not there, so he's getting it back tonight. I'm gonna text Josh and tell him my plan.” you told her. 

She laughed and said, “It's your ass, not mine. Don't get him too riled up.” 

You grabbed your phone and texted Josh. 

Wanna help me with something?

Depends, what is it?

Sam hates it when you flirt with me, so 

I'm going to do it back.

You dirty dog. Okay, I'll do it.

You showed Juliette your messages and said, “Come on, lets go get shit faced.” You got off the counter and linked arms with her. You pulled your shirt down slightly before walking out. Josh moved to let you in the booth. Juliette went first, then you, then Josh. Josh wrapped his arm around the back of the booth and rested it just behind your shoulders. Sam was next to Danny, who was next to Jake, who was next to Juliette. 

The waitress came over and said, “Hi, my name is Catalina, I'll be taking care of you guys tonight. Are we ready to order?” Sam spoke up and said, “Yeah, gorgeous. We're ready.” 

Two could play in that game. You moved your head over to Josh and said, “What should I get, love?” Love was your nickname for Sammy. Josh lifted his head up and said, “Buffalo chicken wrap, extra ranch.” The waitress made her way around the table taking orders. “We will both get a buffalo chicken wrap with extra ranch, and can she get another Oatmeal Cookie, please? Thank you so much,” Josh ordered for you. She put your orders in and Sam eyed both of you from across the table. 

Josh put his hand on your thigh as she brought you another drink. “Thank you so much,” you said to her. Sam piped up and said, “Hey Girlie, can I get another?” She nodded and smiled at him. He flashed his pearly whites at her as she walked away to get him another drink. Josh leaned into your ear and said, “Pretend I'm saying something funny.” You laughed at what he said and put your hand on his knee. 

He laid his head down on your shoulder and Catalina brought your food out to you. She placed them down and said, “Let me know if y'all need anything.” Sam spoke under his breath, “I'm sure you could give me something.” 

You pretended like you didn't hear him and ate your food. Once all of you ate, you went to play pool. The way you always played pool, the losers had to do something at the opponents request. You and Juliette teamed up while Jake and Josh played against you. 

You and Juliette played a good game but accidentally sunk the 8 ball in. Josh whispered something into Jake's ear. He pulled away and said, “We want you two to kiss. Right here.” 

You looked over at her to hear if you heard him correctly. She shrugged and said, “I'd do that any day. Come here, babygirl.” She grabbed your cheeks and pulled you close to her. You placed your hands on her hips and kissed her. You heard Jake say, “Again, longer.” 

You sat on the edge of the pool table and pulled her closer to you. She rested her knees between your legs as you two made out. You moved one hand to rest on the base of her neck. You leaned backwards and put your hand on the green wool of the pool table. She leaned forward with you and you nearly fell backward on the table. 

She pulled away and rested her forehead on yours and asked, “Think he’s jealous?” You shook your head and said, “Nuh uh, he's probably hard.” She giggled and moved her head. “Satisfactory?” she asked. Jake and Josh both had their mouths open and nodded. You looked over towards Sam and Danny who were still sitting in the booth. 

Sam had his hand over his pants and Danny was sitting there, red faced. You two sat back down at the table and continued drinking. Catalina came over to the table and reached over Sammy to grab his plate. “Hey Princess, can I get your number?” he asked her.

You looked at him with a look of disbelief on your face. You asked Josh to move so you could go to the bathroom, you didn't want to see him right now. 

Juliette grabbed your hand and turned back to Sam as you two walked. “You're such an asshole,” you heard her say to him. 

You sat in the bathroom and looked in the mirror. “I didn't think he would take it that far,” you said to her. “Neither did I. He does it to you, so you did it to him.” she told you. You heard knocking on the door and a voice, “Its Josh.” 

Juliette unlocked the door and in walked Josh. He rushed over to you and wrapped his arms around you. “I know. I know, Y/N.” he consoled you. “I never thought he would have done that. He's never done that before.” you told him. 

He laughed and said, “If it makes you feel any better, Jake, Danny, and I tore him a new one. I paid for you. I took her number and ripped it up. Here's your purse, you and Juliette can go home.”

Thankfully, you and Juliette lived together, so you didn't have to see Sam tonight. You grabbed your car keys and handed them to Juliette, she only had one drink. 

She grabbed your hand and led you out to the car. You saw someone leaned up against the hood, smoking. 

You could make out the silhouette to be Sam. He held his cigarette up to his lips and took a long drag. “I was never gonna text her, you know.” he said to you, trying to make the situation a little easier. “Maybe you should, cause you’re not getting anything from me.” you said and got in the car. 

Juliette drove you two to your shared townhouse. You heard the dogs barking as soon as you opened the garage door. You walked into the door and hung up your purse in its rightful spot. 

Juliette followed behind you and the both of you pet the dogs. “I'll be in the shower,” you said to her. 

You walked upstairs and started your shower. Your favorite thing about this house was the shower. You and Juliette both had huge bathrooms, paired with beautiful showers. 

You sat in the shower and held your head in your hands. You did your entire routine on the floor. Scrubbed, shaved, washed, everything. Juliette came to check on you and said, “Oh, Honey. There's someone here to see you.” 

You turned the shower off and she got you your robe. You quickly got dressed and put on your magenta zip up hoodie and black leggings. You walked out into the living room and there stood Danny. 

“Hey, Y/N” he said, sounding defeated. “I drove him home. He's at mine, crying in the guest bedroom.” he told you. You looked over at Juliette with a sad look. You and Sam had been together for almost 6 years, there was no way you could just leave him there alone, crying.

You told Danny to give you a few minutes, that you'd take your car. You wanted to gather your thoughts together after what happened tonight. 

You grabbed your wallet and put on your shoes. Danny had already left, so it was just you in the car. 

When you got there, you saw Josh's car and Jake pulling in. Jake brought Sam's car to Dannys and Josh was driving Jake home. 

Josh rolled down his window and called out for you, “Hey Y/N! He’s really upset about what happened tonight, he blames himself.” 

You walked inside and saw Danny on the couch in the living room. You walked over to the guest bedroom and knocked on the door. “Go away, Daniel.” you heard Sammy say. 

You did the secret knock that only Sam would know and the door opened. He pulled you in close to him and apologized. “Bluebird, I'm so sorry. I took it too far.” he said and laid his head on your shoulder. You wrapped your arms around his neck and he picked you up off the floor. 

He walked the both of you over to the bed and he laid down in the bed. You sat on the bed next to him and took your shoes off. You put your wallet and your keys on the nightstand and laid down with him. 

You laid close to him and faced him. You cuddled up in his arms and said, “We can talk about it in the morning.”

[doug-eiffel-deserves-better]

And now, a live-blogging of what i think was the most emotionally chaotic 30 minutes of my life, AKA the kfam two-year anniversary episode that we were all dreading

WITH GOOD FRICKING REASON

hello everyone i still love this theme it’s time to die

the ambient music festival sounds like some Night Vale crap

Ben why are you so nervous

you didn’t plan anything did you

did you forget your anniversary

nope you’re just kinda being a scaredy-cat

with good reason tho so i dont blame him

all these water jokes are gr8 tho

sammy no please speak

adorable omg sammy you’re adorable

best friends

this is not going to go well oh no i’m afraid

oh dear  o h   d e a r

ben did you finally realize

ohhhhhmygosh it’s h a p p e n i n g i’m gonna scream

MY POOR SON GOT DROP-KICKED INTO A SUPPORT BEAM

BY B E N

my poor son is in pain

ben can jump like a ballerina pass it on

BEN AND EMILY TEXT WHEN SHE CAN’T SLEEP IM GONNA CRY

im still confused about which tim is tim

Ben “Big Deal” Arnold

yes ben call ur gf

not w h a t button

i hate grisham so much

this isn’t going well oh d e a r  oh  d e a r oH DEAR

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM HOW COULD ANYONE EVEN GRISHAM

OH

MY

GOSH

IM GOING TO CRY I DONT LIKE THIS

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BUT THIS IS ALSO ALL I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

THE ANGST I’VE NEEDED AND DREADED

“DON’T GO”

I AM GOING TO THROTTLE GRISHAM WITH MY BARE HANDS

IM ADOPTING RON AS MY SON

did,,,,,,,,, did sammy leave

this episode is only halfway over and im not sure if this is good or bad

OH FRICK

WHY IS THERE A SIREN OH GOSH IM AFRAID

MY CHEST IS TIGHT RN IM SCARED FOR THEM

YES RON Y E S  STAND UP TO HIM

WHAT

W H A T

WHAT WHAT DID HE DO E X C U S E ME

OH NO OH NO

everything is happening

SHE CAME

S H E  B R O U G H T  A  C A K E

IM GOING TO CRY

tell me this is going where i think it’s going

please

i need s o m e t h i n g  good to come out of this

don’t never mind him

haha emily u cant put a damper on something that’s already ruined

SHE K N O W S

she needs to be protected

PROMISE HER, BOY

Y E S

Y E S

THIS BETTER GO SOMEWHERE GOOD

why is she cryiNG

OH F R I C K

THIS DID NOT GO SOMWHERE GOOD

THIS DID NOT GO WHERE I HOPED IT WAS GOING

I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH F R I C K A  R D

SAMMY

SON

BAD TIME

GREG BETTER DIE, BEN KILL HIM RIGHT THE FRICK NOW

I’M GOING TO SCREAM HOW COULD HE HOW. COULD. HE.

oh no oh no oh no oh no

LADY LOVE N O

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WAS D R E A D I N G

sammy never gets his problems dealt with

this. is the most mature thing ben arnold has ever done...

i have a new love for him

SAMMIVERSARY

sammy why would you want greg to stAY

HOLY FRICK

Y E S SAMMY

SAMMY

MY B O I

I LO V E   Y O U

Emily’s sanity is more important than whatever i hoped for

let him cry

HUG

BRO HUG

IM SCREAMING

IM IN TEARS

IM BROKEN

GOODBYE EVERYONE

I AM DECEASED