#SA - 💤

[mistydeyes]

a collection of random late night thoughts from a high reader

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summary: After another successful mission in Amsterdam, you enjoy the trip a little too much and won’t stop texting your team.

pairing: 141, laswell, konig x platonic!reader

warnings: swearing, implied drug use

a/n: haha enjoy this light hearted shit post

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As you said goodnight to Price and Gaz following a beautifully executed mission in Amsterdam, you pulled out a small baggie of goodies you had gotten that day. You perched the window open and lit your joint as you admired the quiet ambiance of the safe house. Amsterdam sure has the good shit as you finished and grabbed your phone, ready to spew all of your high thoughts.

r/n: Lt. why did you think it was a good idea to get an angsty teen's drawing on your arm?

ghost: captain, i thought you said you didn't let them get anything while in amsterdam

r/n: shhh don't tell dad i bought drugs

price: just let them live, Lieutenant, at least you're not in the same house as them

r/n: who do you think would be taller? gaz on ghost‘s or soap on konig’s shoulders?

ghost: no one respond, don’t patronize them

konig: logistically, it’s me and soap (*disliked by ghost and gaz*)

r/n: ever since i joined, SAS stands for Sexy Ass Soldiers

price: keep this up and i’ll have you transferred

r/n: only if you want it to go back to Special Air Service

r/n: i assigned you all spirit animals: ghost - black cat, soap - one of those mice they give meth too to see what happens, price - cougar

gaz: what about me?

r/n: a gazelle, idiot, it’s in your name

price: this is how you spend your time in amsterdam?

r/n: when graves betrayed you, you should’ve said “we’re in grave danger”

soap: we should’ve left you in las almas (*emphasized by ghost*)

r/n: okay new field strategy! what if we all put lube on ourselves, then we could never be captured because we would just ~slip away~

ghost: what the actual fuck

r/n: soap just looks like he would comically snore like in cartoons

r/n: this motherfucker lets out a snore followed by mimimimi💤😴

soap: why would you hurt me like that

r/n:

r/n: shepherd is the bootleg version of mr. clean

gaz:…you’re not wrong

r/n: and graves was the walmart version of glen powell

ghost: okay you have a point

r/n: captain what was it like when you got your first tv in color?

price: how old do you think i am?

r/n: i post myself up for adoption, laswell plz adopt me

laswell: please go to sleep, sergent

r/n: only if you and your wife tuck me in <3

r/n: okay poll time! who do you think could kill someone with their thighs?

price, gaz, konig, laswell, and ghost have left the chat

soap: personally, i think it's Lt.

r/n: nah my money is on laswell

[pupsmailbox]

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[grvntld]

23 june 2024—slow sunday 🤍✨️

we had a late night last night since we celebrated grandma's 80th birthday, so i actually slept in earlier in the morning. well, to be fair, i actually woke up early—around 5am—so as to take the furbebis out and hv them do their thingy since moosey had a bit of a hangover. hehe.

after bringing them out and making coffee for moosey, i decided to go back to bed and go 😌💤. i woke up 30 minutes past 9am. lol. actually, moosey woke me up since breakfast is ready. he made a delicious noodle dish, which i wasnt able to take a photo of, but omg, it was soooo good!!

then i gave our youngest furbebi, naruga, a bath since she was kinda stinky, tbh. wahahahahaha. she's still a puppy kasi so hindi talaga namin siya masyado pinapaliguan pa. she looked so fresh, though, so i guess izz safe to assume that she felt fresh too! she kept kissing me after as if she was saying thank you to me for giving her a bath. huhu. our furbebis are so malambing, and i love eht.

i then prepped for my sponty catch up sesh with a few of the gOrLies. sayang i wasnt able to ask one of them to take photos of me, ang cutie pa naman ng outfit ko. hehu. ulitin ko na lang the outfit. nyahahahhaha. eniwey, we talked about a lot of stuff, cried about a lot of stuff, and laughed about a lot of stuff. i truly missed them. we truly missed each other. i brought them to the cafe that ive been making tambay at recently. im so happeh they liked naman the food that they ordered and that their go-to drink na rin sa cafe na yun is my go-to drink, the ice blended biscoff one. izz just soooo good tologo!!! we also loved up their rigatoni alla vodka, ugh, so delish!!!

now im at home na with moosey and the furbebis. the panganays were waiting for me to open the gate papunta sa room namin so that they could ask for some lambing. hehe. once i was able to decompress for a bit, of course, inallow na namin sila pumasok. mavara, the chikadora that she is, went straight to our window after getting her needed lambing from me. lol. we're all just resting now while moosey is playing on his ps5, his game of choice being ghost reckon 🎉🙆‍♀️💝🐶💝🙆‍♂️🎮

[xxxtiinne]

💤 Bakit ngayon ko lang natry yung French Vanilla ng Tims. Ayoko pa maniwala nung una sa officemate ko na masarap, tapos ang sarap pala. Pero not to the point na lagi ko na siya oorderin. Matcha pa din 💚

💤 "Bakit ka nag avail ng diet meal plan kung kakain ka din ng iba" Anong pake mo ba ha?

💤 Umay na ako sa Makati - Ortigas araw araw please ibalik niyo online meetings

💤 Pinilit samahan magpagupit coz duties hehe 😝

[1tsny4nc4t]

redrawing something,wonder from what image this Is from? :<

I sa some photos of yakko saying something like "same boy,same anxiety" so I'm redrawing some photos/screenshots of yakko from that post but SHHH dont tell U_U☝️💤

[siemsayko]

sobrang pagod ko today sa work tapos may narealize ako haha

i have a lot of friends and part of many circle of friends mapa tg, tumblr, survivor peeps, childhood friends, college friends and high school friends… pero no one is really there for me.

i had my person dati, i consider my bestfriend na tiga dito sa tumblr, but i found out he was making fun of me and talk behind my back tog with my ex like out of nowhere so i cut him off - i think 6 years rin to 🤡

then i had this another one from survivor community tapos i remember pa na i consider him as “my person” then same thing, i have been betrayed.

so i ended up fixing myself again and building this friendship trust.

ang gara lang na ang dami kong kaibigan pero wala ko masabihan ng nararamdaman ko sa araw araw, kaya ko naman pero iba yung gaan kapag may napagkukwentuhan ka, yung komportable ka.

iba kapag may nangungumusta sayo.

magkaroon lang talaga ko ng go-to person ko, kahit pagjajakol iaupdate ko. kidding aside, kung ‘di man go-to person kahit jowa lord pls hahaha sspoil ko talaga.

yun lang, goodnight. 🌙💤

[rosiehrs]

bruh u like AND went to niki's concert???? now, how perfect can u be 😔😔😔 guess who just fell on their Ni cus you got the Ki to my heart. + my finals starts tomo, im js saying goodnight na. wish me luck 👹👹👹

sama ka sa bulan, makadayeg ako ug makatutok kanimo sa daghang oras. gnight pero di makatulog rizz.

- closheeeeesh 💤

🤭 THE NIKI PICK-UP LINES WINS HONESTLY, SO CREATIVE😭😭😭😭

good luck b, i'm sure you'll do well!!

THE BISAYA LINE HOY MUHILAK KO

bringing old pics back bcs🤭

[swedethings]

INSTAGRAM: @dalamamma har laddat upp ett nytt foto!

Min pappa säger att detta är hans favoritbild från vår resa till Malta 🇲🇹 eftersom det är det första fotot av alla hans tre barn plus hans barnbarn... Graviditeten gjorde mig trött. ✈️🍼💤 #tbt #throwback #scandinavianairlines #sas #airbaltic #15veckor #kannisemingravidmage? #minbebisfyller2om15veckor

❤ 222 GILLAR, ✐46 KOMMENTARER

SE ALLA KOMMENTARER

[allah-name-above-all-names]

SIGE, MAGBIGLANG-LIKO KAYO. KAPAG 'DI MO PINANAGUTAN 'YAN.

Kunsintidor ang ama. Nanay Party List 🥺🥺😂😂🥳🥳🥳

Magsisi kayo sa huli. Nasa bandang gitna ang PAGSISISI #Chassis 🎃🎃💨💤

🫃🏼👯‍♂️👩‍❤️‍👩🫃🏼

So clean, so good pa neh, ted. Sumbong kata sa impo at ditse 😝🥇🥇😂🪵🪵

Juiceko for medical purposes lang po 'yung COND##$. Sa trans-V ultrasound. Kinadena ko kayong dalawa d'yan eh. Pati 'yung kunsintidor. K PHOwzx 😂😂🫢🤭🤭🥱😒☺️😂😂

Mga Anak Kong Mahal 🥺🥺 Please lang. Self-control?

LAGOT KAYO KAY ALLAH 😓👣♥️💔❤️‍🩹💔💔❣️

See it for yourself para magka-REGRETS KA. Luh! 💖

Sana ay iyong naririnig.

What God has joined together let man not separate. But the question is, did God Himself really bless the marriage? Eh binasbasan lang ng pari o pastor o ministro 'yan, nagkakamali mga 'yan. Keep your cool 😪🤑🤑

Usaping diborsyo na naman. Aruy!

AROOOYYY

[carolyncarillo]

CES TYPES DE PERSONNES QUI FONT RIRE (OU CRISER) &Agrave; NO&Euml;L Devenir sponsor de nos vid&eacute;os &hellip;

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[verityetchelsea]

🎄 CES TYPES DE PERSONNES QUI FONT RIRE (OU CRISER) À NOËL 🎅 Devenir sponsor de nos vidéos ➡️ https://rb.gy/m4nxm9 🚀 🤪 NOËL : CES PERSONNES QUI NOUS FONT TOUS HALLUCINER 🎁 🎄 LES TYPES DE PERSONNES À NOËL 🎅 | Lequel es-tu ? C’est parti pour une vidéo hilarante où on se moque (gentiment 😜) des différentes personnalités qu’on retrouve à Noël ! Tu te reconnaîtras forcément dans un de ces clichés… ou tu penseras direct à quelqu’un ! 😅 Voici les personnages incontournables des fêtes de fin d’année : • 🎁 L’acheteur de dernière minute (celui qui vide les rayons à la veille de Noël). • 🎅 Le Père Noël des cadeaux inutiles (merci pour les chaussettes et le détergent !). • ❄️ La fanatique de Noël (sapin décoré depuis octobre). • 🎄 Le Grincheux (celui qui déteste Noël mais vient quand même pour le dîner). • 🍗 Le gourmand de la dinde (et des 5 desserts !). • 🛍️ La serial-shoppeuse festive (Black Friday, Cyber Monday… et toujours pas de budget). • 📸 L’influenceur du réveillon (photos Insta non-stop, même du gâteau raté). • 🤶 Le faiseur de blagues de Noël nulles (celle avec les rennes, on l’a déjà entendue). • 🎶 Le DJ Mariah Carey (et ses chansons de Noël en boucle). • 💤 Le dormeur post-repas (celui qui ronfle pendant le dessert). • 🥂 L’overdose de champagne (qui finit toujours par raconter sa vie). • 🎮 Le geek des fêtes (qui joue aux jeux vidéo pendant qu’on ouvre les cadeaux). • 👨‍🍳 Le chef stressé (qui hurle dans la cuisine pour un gratin brûlé). • 🐕 L’amoureux des animaux (qui met un pull de Noël au chien). 👉 Alors, tu es qui dans cette liste ? Ou tu penses à qui ? Dis-le en commentaire ! 😄 🔔 Abonne-toi pour plus de contenu drôle et relatable ! 📢 Partage cette vidéo avec tes amis pour les challenger : QUI ES-TU À NOËL ? #Noël2024 #HumourNoël #TypesDePersonnes #FêtesDeFinDAnnée #VidéoDrôle #noel #xmas #types Nous suivre 🥳 ➡️ 👉 https://linktr.ee/veritychelsea ❤️‍🔥 👍 + 🔔 + 💬 Music : https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/artist/4H8QU4iafPob1fjE0ko3XI Ceci est une vidéo tous publics aussi appelé contenu familial, adapté aux annonceurs de type divertissement & humour favorable à la famille en français. Gros bisous de la part de Verity and Chelsea ! 😘 ❄️ LES TYPES DE PERSONNES À NOËL (ET POURQUOI ON LES AIME QUAND MÊME) 🎅 published first on https://www.youtube.com/@VERITYandCHELSEA/

[grvntld]

our furniture is here, and we are so so so happyyyyyyyyy~ 🥹🥂✨️💓 siyempre nakahiga na ko ngayon wahahahahaha tapos yung sofa parang ang laki niya kesa doon sa ni-try namin sa showroom but izzokie bc izzo good and comfy too!!!! borg and port olredi tried it out as well lol omg gOise i know hindi pa gabi pero who cares goOd night 😌💤 mwAps

[mmarki1122-blog]

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[roxan-world]

Splendidi sogni 💤🌙💫

Buonanotte a chi osa, a chi spera, a chi crede che il meglio debba ancora venire, a chi "non è mai troppo tardi", a chi sa guardare oltre le apparenze. A chi si addormenta chiudendo gli occhi e mai il cuore, a chi ancora si prende cura e si preoccupa per le persone, a chi non va a comando ma a istinto....🖤

[zullalobsang]

🐈‍⬛ C'EST TELLEMENT HEUREUX DE VOIR LE CHAT PROFITER DE SA 💤💤💤sieste .

[prendi-fiato-e-ricomincia]

Ci sono stati problemi oggi al negozio?

Oggi in particolare no. Ma in generale si, ci sono un po’ di problemi tra noi colleghe e con il titolare testa di ca💤 che sa sempre come manipolarci