#S32E39

[riverstardis]

series 32 episode 39:

the continuity announcer just pronounced alicia completely wrong lmao

ohh it's this connie and elle episode!!!

rash calling connie ma'am and she's like ??? sjsjdjsf

she's asking him to look after mrs b the fish

lmaooo dylan's lost dervla so he sent elle to take connie to her presentation

connie insists on driving elle's car?? surely she isn't insured to do that???

alicia sleeping on the sofa :(

LMAOOO oh yeah david's criminal doppelganger😭😭😭

lmao gem calling rash a suck-up as he's looking up how to look after a fish and he's like "maybe i am!" sjsdjfjgj i love him

alicia's having a go at everyone. "what's she done with the real alicia?" "obviously you're not the only one with a doppelganger" :(

"aw come one comrade miller, we gotta keep fighting the good fight. you and me against the establishment!"

aand mrs b's dead

this episide if so funny, probably the episode most like the stag, the dog, the sheep

aww david's having a full on crisis because of his doppelganger sjsjffjjf

rash having the idea to go and buy a new fish that looks like mrs b instead of owning up to it

lmaoo when they get back to connie's office with the new fish they find noel in there already replacing it because it was actually him that killed her by accidentally knocking a coffee into the tank😭

connie going "i've never been a quitter. i hate losing." and elle going "no, really??" sarcastically SJFJSJF

HELP connie and elle are in the back of a truck😭😭 "seriously, elle, this is your idea of transport?!" "you called me elle" "did i?" sjksdksfj

and there was only one bed

LMAO david's doppelganger! he's being played by jason durr right he must be surely??

aw robyn going "do you think we've all got an evil twin?" and alicia's like "how do you know you're the good one?" while looking at eddie :(

THIS SCENE! i mean this scene is hilarious but i will always be mad that they did a TEXTBOOK only one bed trope only for them to just talk about men😭

"you know the men of the ed? do you ever, you know, look at them?" "oh no, not if i can avoid it"🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

elle asks connie what she would give jacob out of 10 and connie says she's too well brought up for that (i think that's what she says anyway idk it's difficult without captions) and elle says she'd say about a 6 right as connie says 8 sjsfjkdf

elle asking snog, marry, or avoid with charlie, ethan, and rash and connie's like "you'd be all over rash like a rash, wouldn't you?" "that is outrageous" "but accurate" "yeah i'd sort him out" 😭😭😭

them saying dylan wouldn't moan, he'd growl, like a wolf HELPSJSFJDSJF

elle says ethan and connie's like "oh" and covers her mouth and elle's like "oh you wicked wicked consultant tell me!" "oh no, it was just a snog, i made a move on him and it was awful" "what did he do?" "he just went oh m-m-m-m-mrs beauchamp and then wet his pants basically. oh it was awful" SKDJFKSDFKFG

"i've got one for you, his name begins with H and he's 8 feet tall" KDJDFSFKL

aw they toast to dervla because without her they wouldn't be there together

"come on, hanssen, split the beans. i so know you would." and elle's reaction suggests that she would SJSKFFJKD

they deffo shagged after this i refuse to believe otherwise

[martykirkby]

s32e39 really has everything. connie n elle road trip. david’s evil twin. louise and jacob trying to take down ‘the man’. rash, gem, and noel accidentally murdering a fish. bea and alicia bonding.