#S3 Ep14 Life in pieces

[bonniebird]

Teaching history class in modern Westeros is like

"Huh. Well that's weird Rhanyra also had an uncle named Daemon... and he was born on the same day day as her husband."

"Oh it was a family name."

"And he died on the same day as her husband... Did she marry her uncle?"

"No, don't be rediculous. It's the greatest love story of all time. He carried her off the boat..."

"Because she was four months old." "No. No, no, no, no, no! It was love, he taught her to walk. He even spoon fed her. They courted for fifteen years."

"Yeah, until she was fifteen years old."

"No wonder her father disapproved, guy married his own niece."

"It was a different time!"

"He stole a baby and married it!"

"He loved the baby!"

"Miss, are you really defending this."

"No... It's just that it's such a great love story and i'm proud of my insest... No i'm not. Proud of insest. It's just you know DNA really sucks because then you find out insest and it really sucks."