#Ruth Gruber

[lospeakerscorner]

Il Porto di Napoli è il Civico Giusto

[ophii]

THE DAYDREAMERS / ROMANTICS

i just realized theyre kind of similar so yeah,,

speedpaint under the cut!!

me when i stop the speedpaint before i decide to fix the lighting

[askhatchetfieldhigh]

in my life i was Noel Gruber who worked at taco bell is uranium city, saskatchewan (only real ones get this)

But... in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau... in post-war France...

-- Ruth!

A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF BLACK CHARCOALLLLLL

~~ Richie :3

[fnife]

RTC Nerdy Prudes AU:

Grace Chastity -> Ocean O’Connell Rosenburg

Richie Lipschitz -> Noel Gruber

Peter Spankofski -> Constance Blackwood

Ruth Flemming -> Ricky Potts

Max Jägerman -> Mischa Bachinski

Stephanie Lauter -> Jane Doe

Pokotho/Pokey -> Karnak

[thefacelesssmile]

Happy (belated) birthday @sewers-headmates!! Decided to make you something since you’ve been such an inspiration for us making this blog. You don’t have to do anything with them, of course, since this wasn’t a request, but I hope you like it anyway. - Darkwood

I heard you like Hatchetfield, I heard you like RTC, I heard you like AUs, so I bring you:

Ride the Tearjerker AU Headmate Pack (all level 1s with transids and paras, we wanted to do higher but I think we’d die a little lol- feel free to request any of them upgraded if you like them though!)

———

Name - Grace Chasity

Pronouns - She/Her/Hers

Gender - Cisgender Woman

Sexuality - Bi, but heavily in the closet

Paras - Teratophilia, Erotophonophilia, Autotheophilia, Peccatiphilia

CisIDs - Christian, Murderer, Autistic, Religious OCD

TransIDs - TransStraight, TransHarmless, TransCultLeader, TransRighteous, TransCelibate, TransNeurotypical

Sys Role - Moral Compass, Belief Holder

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Ocean O’Connel Rosenberg

Sign Off - ✝️, ❤️‍🩹, 📓, 🫧, 🪓

Name - Alice Woodward

Pronouns - She/Her, They/Them, 🌸/🌸s

Gender - Demigirl, BlossomGender

Sexuality - Lesbian

Paras - Autogratiophilia, Kinemortophilia, Odontophilia, Nyctophilia

CisIDs - Writer, Dyed Hair, GAD, Cottagecore

TransIDs - TransPopular, TransSuccessful, TransRebellious, TransVampire

Sys Role - Social Alter, Creativity Manager, Motivator

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Noel Gruber

Sign Off - 👩‍💻, 🖊️, 📝, 💗, 🧛‍♀️

Name - Ethan Green

Pronouns - He/Him, They/Them, It/Its, Ey/Em, Pine/Pines, Wood/Woods, 🌲/🌲s

Gender - Boyflux, Transmasculine, ForestBoyic

Sexuality - Panromantic Demisexual, femme preference

Paras - Chierophilia, Mechanophilia, Scelerophila, Gratiophilia

CisIDs - Car Fanatic, AuDHD, DPD, Canine Therian, Cyborgkin

TransIDs - TransAlive, TransPhotographer, TransHeight (Taller), TransGamer

Sys Role - Protector

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Mischa Bachinski

Sign Off - 🧢, 🪓, 🔧, 🚙, 🌲

Name - Richard “Richie” Lipshitz

Pronouns - He/Him, They/Them, Weeb/Weebs, Glitch/Glitches, 👾/👾s

Gender - Trans man, Animegender, Robogender

Sexuality - Gay, Ambiamorous

Paras - Thanatophilia, Poképhilia, Robophilia, Fictophilia (specifically Ficto-Biastophilia)

CisIDs - Cosplayer, Gamer, Anime Obsessed, Otaku, Weep, Lisp, ADHD

TransIDs - TransExchangeStudent, TransJapanese, TransPopular, TransMSpecAttraction

Sys Role - Cringe Culture Holder

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Ricky Potts

Sign Off - 🤖, 📺, 🦅, 👾, 🎮

Name - Ruth Fleming

Pronouns - She/Her, Shx/Hxr, They/Them, Ey/Em, Star/Stars, ⭐️/⭐️s

Gender - Transfemme Pangender, LoserGirlic

Sexuality - Pansexual Polyamorous HyperRose

Paras - Aptophilia, Agonophilia, Opophilia, Autagonistophilia

CisIDs - Theater Kid, Attention Seeker, Socially Awkward, Loser

TransIDs - TransPretty, TransStarlet, TransAttractive

Sys Role - Trauma Manager, Optimist, HyperRose Holder

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker - Constance Blackwood

Sign Off - ⭐️, 🤩, 🎬, 🎤, 💡

Name - The unidentified body of the Tearjerker Incident, Hannah Foster

Pronouns - They/Them, Shx/Hxr, Hx/Hxm, Web/Webs, Doll/Dolls, 🕸️/🕸️s

Gender - Genderqueer, FluidFlux, Dollic, Black&Whiteic

Sexuality - AroAcespec

Paras - none

CisIDs - Nonverbal, Autistic, Prophet, Ukelele Player, Abused, Spider Therian, Bunny Therian, Lamb Therian, Musician

TransIDs - TransNormal, TransVerbal, TransUnharmed, TransBlack&White, TransAlive, PermaDissociated

Sys Role - Memory Gatekeeper, Dissociation Manager

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Jane Doe

Sign Off - 🎶, 💭, 🕸️, 🔲, ���

Bonuses:

Name - The Great Blikotep

Pronouns - It/Its, Eye/Eyes,

Gender - Eyegender, Black&Whiteic

Sexuality - Pansexual, Hypersexual, Voyeur

Sys Role - Observer, Gatekeeper

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, The Great Karnak

Sign Off - 💜, 🎢, 🔌, 🧿, 👁️

Name - Webby the Spider

Pronouns - She/Her, They/Them, Web/Webs, Mys/Tery/Mysterys, Wi/Witch, 🕸️/🕸️s, 🕷️/🕷️s,❔/❔s

Gender - Agender, Femmeflux, Black&Whiteic

Sexuality - Aromantic, Queer, Unlabeled

Sys Role - Gatekeeper, Internal Protector

Source (if applicable) - Ride the Tearjerker, Virgil the Rat

Sign Off - 🕷️, 🕸️, ❔, 🤍, 💤

[revnah1406]

HANNAH "SPARROW" CLAYTON🐦🏔️🛠️

Name: Hannah Clayton

Nationality: British🇬🇧/Swiss🇨🇭

Age: 30

Date of birth: January 23 1994 - Hull (UK)

Residence: Zermatt (Switzerland)

Affiliation: Swiss Armed Forces/Taskforce 141

Rank: Sergeant Major

Call sign(s): Sparrow / Bravo 7-2 / Kilo 4

Occupation: mechanical engineer and demolitions expert

Faceclaim: Fury (Ghost Recon break point)

Height: 1'85m/ 6.1ft

Weight: 90kg/198.4lb

Blood Type: O-

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Languages: Italian🇮🇹 (native), English🇬🇧 (Native) German🇩🇪 (native), Arabic🇲🇦, Russian 🇷🇺, Nepalese🇳🇵.

BODY REFERENCE:

DESIGN REFERENCES:

MILITARY PERSONNEL FILE:

FAMILY:

James Clayton (Father) *alive*

Monika Müller (Mother) *alive*

Nathan Clayton (big brother) *alive*

Connor Clayton (little brother) *alive*

Elisabeth Clayton (little sister) *alive*

Dorian Clayton (nephew - Nathan) *alive*

Eric Clayton (nephew - Nathan) *alive*

Anna Clayton (niece - Nathan) *alive*

Amara Thompson (Girlfriend) *alive*

AFFILIATIONS:

Kommando Spezialkräfte (Swiss Armed Forces):

Captain Elijah Bubber

Lieutenant Hans Widmer

Staff Sergeant Urs Zimmerman

Lieutenant Ruth Fischer

Private Martin Gruber

141 members:

Captain John Price (Bravo 0-6)

Kate Laswell

Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley (Bravo 0-7)

John "Soap" MacTavish (Bravo 7-1)

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick (Bravo 6-2)

Annabelle "kit" Pham (Shadow company later) (@applbottmjeens )

Charlotte "Jade" Le Jardin (@sleepyconfusedpotato )

Los Vaqueros (Mexican Special Forces):

Alejandro Vargas

Rodolfo Parra

Alyssa Martinez (@alypink )

Second Commando Regiment (@kaitaiga):

Captain Lachlan Jones

Sergeant Damien Whitlock

Para Special Forces (@welldonekhushi):

Captain Arjun Dhingra

Lieutenant Yurvaj

LIeutenant Aditya

Warriors Task Force ( @islandtarochips):

General Alan Kalani

Captain Kanoa Toa

First Sergeant Tiala "Shark" Toa

Sergeant Nigel "Squirrel" Harrison

Sergeant Agnes "Blast" Falagi

Shadow Company:

Annabelle "kit" Pham (@applbottmjeens )

PERSONALITY:

Sparrow is a woman who at first glance can be intimidating when she is alone. But under that shell you find a person full of smiles and laughter. Her good humor and optimism can lighten the most difficult situations. There will always be a small comment or joke on her part, always with the intention of encouraging her teammates.

Sparrow is loyal to her teammates and friends, she is capable of risking her own life in order to protect them, sometimes she will even disobey orders for the good of the team. It's not uncommon to see Sparrow put her loved ones ahead of herself in many situations.

Although Hannah is a person who can light up a dark room with her smile, she can become very suspicious of strangers. She usually leans a lot on her intuition that almost never fails.

Sparrow is hard to anger, yet she can become very temperamental when she sees something that isn't fair. When her anger fills her veins she can become aggressive and strike with all her might without warning. Not caring who she may be hitting.

BIOGRAPHY:

Born in Kingston Upon Hull in England but raised in Zermatt, a small town located in the Swiss Alps. She comes from a large family, raised by a British father and a Swiss mother, being the second oldest of four siblings. Her father was a tank mechanic when he served in the army, so Hannah learned a lot about how to fix all kinds of engines and vehicles. She grew up climbing the Alps with her father and older brother, creating a great passion for high altitude and extreme climbing. Sparrow climbed the fourteen highest peaks in the world together with her brother. Unfortunately Sparrow didn't make it, because on the last mountain (K2) she suffered an accident, saving her brother from falling while climbing, the ice broke due to an avalanche, and she was lost on the mountain for days until a rescue team found her full of cuts and wounds from the ice and stones. When she was transferred to the nearest hospital, she made her brother swear that he would finish climbing that damn mountain for her.

SKILLS:

Expert in all types of engines and ground vehicles.

Expert in demolitions and electrical systems.

Expert in extreme high-altitude climbing.

Sparrow can adapt to any situation but there is no better assault soldier than her.

COMBAT:

Sparrow's close combat style is aggressive yet agile. Her style focuses on boxing and Mixed Martial Arts. Her strength is concentrated in her fists, so it is not surprising that her knife of choice is a pair of Punch Knives.

TRIVIA:

Sparrow along with her brother Nathan, they hold the historical record of climbing the fourteen highest mountains in the world in less than six months. Although sadly Sparrow did not manage to complete the last mountain.

Although Sparrow denies it, since the accident she has a certain fear of returning to K2. A cold sweat runs down her back just thinking about it. But it's a fear she's determined to face.

Sparrow is especially fond of her motorcycle, which she bought with money saved from her first job at age 18. This is a Kawasaki ninja zx-10r.

Sparrow's father gave her his prized car, a 1970s HEMI Cuda. Sparrow continues to fight to make that car work again as well as it did fifty years ago. In fact, she made a bet with her brother Connor, he thinks she won't get it fixed.

When Sparrow is out of service, she has a small car workshop in Zermatt, where she is dedicated to fixing the vehicles of the neighbors.

Sparrow's nickname comes from her incredible ability to whistle. She's capable of imitating almost all bird songs. More than once Sparrow has managed to get a bird to perch on her hand just by whistling.

MOODBOARD:

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Did you think I was done after BMC and DEH? Nah, fam.

Kyle- Karnak

Trevor- Virgil The Rat

ADS- Ocean O’Connel Rosenburg

Richie- Noel Gruber

Max- Mischa Bachinski

Ziggs- Ricky Potts

Caitlyn- Jane Doe

Ruth- Constance Blackwood

 Alternatively

Kyle- Karnak

Richie- Virgil The Rat

ADS- Ocean O’Connel Rosenburg

Trevor- Noel Gruber

Steven (WHS)- Mischa Bachinski

Ziggs- Ricky Potts

Caitlyn- Jane Doe

Ruth- Constance Blackwood

Yes I changed it for shipping reasons, shut the fuck up

[froggywritesstuff]

character list

the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them

Hamilton

Eliza Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Alexander Hamilton

John Laurens

Philip Hamilton

Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

James Madison

Thomas Jefferson

Aaron Burr

Umbrella Academy

Viktor Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Will Byers (non female readers only)

Mike Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven Hopper

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley (non male readers only)

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

21 Chump Street

Justin Laboy

The Goldfinch

Boris Pavlikovsky

Theodore Decker

Marvel

Peter Parker (any actor)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Makkari

Sersi

Sprite (platonic only)

Steven Grant

Marc Spector

Layla El-Faouly

America Chavez (non male readers only)

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Shuri

Namor

Riri Williams

X-Men

Mystique

Kitty Pryde

Peter Maximoff

Rogue

Logan Howlette

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Scott Summers

In The Heights (movie version)

Usnavi de la Vega

Vanessa 

Nina Rosario

Benny

Sonny de la Vega 

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

JD (Jason Dean)

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

John Doe

John Doe

Ride The Cyclone

Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)

Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg

Mischa Bachinski

Constance Blackwood

Ricky Potts

Hatchetfieldverse

Paul Matthews

Emma Perkins

Ted Spankoffski

Bill Woodard

Ruth Fleming

Pete Spankoffski

Richie Lipschitz

Max Jagerman

Grace Chasity

Lex Foster

Ethan Green

Hannah Foster (platonic only)

Heartstopper

Charlie Spring (non female readers only)

Nick Nelson

Tara Jones (non male readers only)

Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)

Elle Argent

Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))

Tori Spring

Imogen Heaney

Isaac Henderson (platonic only)

Do Revenge

Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)

Drea Torres

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca Barclay

Xavier Thorpe

Ajax Petropolus

Eugene Otinger

(young) Morticia Addams

(young) Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Tomorrow When The War Began

Ellie Linton

Lee Takkam

Fiona Maxwell

Homer Yannos

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Pavitr Prabhakar

Hobie Brown

Margo Kess

Miles G Morales (earth 42)

Miguel O’Hara

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt (non female readers only)

The Broken Hearts Gallery

Lucy Gulliver

Nadine (non male readers only)

Nick Danielson

Treasure Planet

Jim Hawkins

Enola Holmes

Enola Holmes

Lord Tewkesbury

Turning Red

Mei Mei

Miriam

Abby

Priya

Raising Dion

Nicole Warren

Tevin Wakefield

Dion Warren (platonic only)

Julie and the Phantoms

Julie Molina

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer (non female readers only)

Flynn

Carrie

Abbott Elementary

Janine Teagues

Jacob Hill (non female readers only)

Gregory Eddie

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Love Victor

Victor Salazar (non female readers only)

Benji (non female readers only)

Felix Weston

Pilar Salazar

Lake Meriwether

Lucy

Mia Brooks

Andrew

In Treatment

Eladio

Laila

Spree

Kurt Kunkle

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Mary Margaret Blanchard

David Nolan

Henry Mills

Mulan (non male readers only)

Graham

Neal Cassidy

Peter Pan

Jefferson

Dash and Lily

Dash

Lily

Boomer

Juno

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Summer Days Summer Nights

Debbie Espinoza

Frankie Espinoza

Scream (1 through 6)

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Roberts

Charlie Walker

Sam Carpenter

Tara Carpenter

Amber Freeman

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Quinn Bailey

Venom

Eddie Brock

Honest Thief

Ramon Hall

Beth Hall

Wild Child

Poppy Moore

Kate

Drippy

Freddie Kingsley

Monsters and Men

Manny Ortega

Marisol Ortega

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)

Error 143

Micah Yujin

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

Britta Perry

The Obession

Logan

Delilah

The New Girl

Lia Setiawan

Stacey Hoffman

Mythic Quest

Poppy Li

Brad Bakshi

Adventure Time

Finn

Princess Bubblegum

Marceline

Marshall Lee

Prince Bubblegum

Flame Princess

School Spirits

Madison

Simon

Charley (non female readers only)

Wally

Rhonda

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Simon Aumar

Disventure Camp

Aiden (non fem readers only)

James (non fem readers only)

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

Jane Facciano

Olivia Valdovinos

Nancy Nakagawa

Cynthia Zdunowski

Richie Valdovinos

Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso

Roy Kent

Jamie Tartt

Keeley Jones

Sam Obisanya

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Noah Diaz

Elena Wallace

Mirage

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Stolas (non female readers only)

Loona

Millie

Moxxie

Octavia

Verosika Mayday

Fizzarolli

Asmodeus

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie Morningstar

Vaggie (non male readers only)

Angel Dust (non female readers only)

Husk

Alastor (platonic only)

Vox

Lucifer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)

Donnie

Mikey

Raph

Leo

April

The After Party

Yasper Lennov

Space Force

Tony Scarapiducci

Renfield

Teddy Lobo

Robert Montague Renfield

Undercovers

Bill Hoyt

Amazing Digital Circus

Jax

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)

The Earliest Show

Josh Bath

House of Lies

Clyde Oberholt

Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)

Cady Heron

Regina George

Gretchen Wieners

Karen Smith/Shetty

Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)

Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)

Warm Bodies

R

Peep World

Nathan Meyerwitz

Your Boyfriend

Peter Dunbar

Invincible

Mark Grayson

Shapesmith

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Sabrina Spellman

Harvey Kinkle

Nick Scratch

Rosalind Walker

Theo Putnam

Prudence Blackwood

Ambrose Spellman

High School Musical: the Musical the Series

Gina Porter

EJ Caswell

[lab-rat-girls]

I have organized them into categories and condensed the categories into a readable format because I couldn't make a Venn diagram

Some Manner of Being: Karnak, Gaster

Asshole: Hiyoko Saionji, Circus Baby

Feral: Dr. Colette Green, Candy Queen, Susie

Parent: Lesley, Ballora

Flamboyant Gay: Noel Gruber, Rose Lalonde, Pronto Geronimole

Genuine Belief in Humanity: John McNamara, Pyro, Yellow Guy

The Sufferer: Barney Calhoun, Felix Kranken, Pomni, Micheal Afton

Some Manner of Being/Asshole: Scarab the God Auditor

Some Manner of Being/Feral: The Collector, Caine

Some Manner of Being/Genuine Belief in Humanity: G’

Some Manner of Being/The Sufferer: Evil G-man

Asshole/Feral: Bubby, Cave Johnson, Popee

Asshole/Flamboyant Gay: Celestia Ludenburg

Asshole/Genuine Belief in Humanity: Flowey

Asshole/The Sufferer: Gordon Feetman

Feral/Genuine Belief in Humanity: Luz Noceda

Flamboyant Gay/The Sufferer: Lemony Snicket, Ruth Fleming

Genuine Belief in Humanity/The Sufferer: Makoto Naegi, Amy Lee, Fionna Campbell

Asshole/Feral/Parent: Papi

Asshole/Feral/Flamboyant Gay: Medic, Professor Hidgens

Asshole/Feral/The Sufferer: Kiyondo Ishida

Asshole/Flamboyant Gay/The Sufferer: Dr. Wallace Breen

Asshole/Genuine Belief in Humanity/The Sufferer: Karkat Vantas

Feral/Genuine Belief in Humanity/The Sufferer: Ace

The Very Center: Ga-Men Coolatta

[confess-thy-sin]

Here are my rules for requesting me to write something for you!!

Fandoms and what characters in those fandoms ill write for. (Please note that if a character isnt stated I probably dont feel equipped enough to write for them.)-

•Ride The Cyclone- Mischa Bachinski, Ocean Rosenberg, Ricky Potts, Noel Gruber. (If you request Noel since he is canonically Gay I will only write with male readers for him)

•Nerdy Prudes Must Die- Stephanie Lauter, Grace Chasity, Ruth Fleming, Richie Lipschits, Max Yeagerman

•Dear Evan Hansen- Evan Hansen, Connor Murphy

Ill write-

•One shots (Please only request one at a time)

•Head cannons (Examples- “What would Mischa Bachinski do if you held his hand” “What would Evan Hansen do if you laughed super hard at one of his jokes”

•Long form fanfics (If you ask for a long form fic please state how many chapters youd like. No more than 4 please. Each chapter will be about 6-7 paragraphs)

Please no NSFW stuff!

[beatrice-reden-official]

Mirror Man:

-Evil G-man

-Noel Gruber

-Ruth Fleming

-Dr. Wallace Breen

-Professor Henry Hidgens

-Gaster

-Papi

-Pronto

-Pyro

-Rose Lalonde

-Caine

-Karnak

-Scarab

-Ace

-Ballora

Oh Ana:

-G' and Ga-men

-John McNamara

-Lesley

-Yellow Guy

-Popee

-Kiyondo Ishida

-Hiyoko Saionji

-Barney Calhoun

-Makoto Naegi

-Roxy Lalonde

-Amy Lee

-Gordon Feetman

-Pomni

-Fionna

-Lemony Snicket

-Susie

-Flowey

-Micheal Afton

-Luz Noceda

-Natsuki

Breezeblocks:

-The Collector

-Spamton

-Bubby

-Medic

-Celestia Ludenburg

-Karkat Vantas

-Felix Kranken

-Circus Baby

-Cave Johnson

REAL AND TRUE

[kateeorg]

Okay, a few commenters wanted/were trying to make a list, so I'm going to attempt to compile one here. Please let me know if I missed one, I don't know every musical in existence... (SPOILERS for tagged musicals under the cut, read at your own risk)

A Very Potter Musical

Cedric Diggory

"The Ballad of Sara Berry" from 35MM

Patricia

Raquel

Anne

Mariana

Quiara

Eunice

Bare: A Pop Opera

Jason McConnell

Carrie the Musical

Carrie White

Tommy Ross

Chris Hargensen

Billy

Norma

Everyone else who went to prom (Don't know if we have an exact number? The movie version was 73, the novel version counted 67 graduating seniors but there could have been underclassmen)

Dear Evan Hansen

Connor Murphy

Starkid Hatchetverse (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Nightmare Time 1 + 2)

From what I understand, pretty much every teen character has died in one version reality or another, so here's of the main teen characters plus a count of different versions of reality where they explicitly died.

Alice Woodward (2)

Deb (2)

Pete Spankoffski (2)

Lex Foster (2)

Steph Lauter (2)

Grace Chastity (2)

Ruth Fleming (3)

Richie Lipschitz (3)

Max Jagerman (3)

Jason Jepson (3)

Kyle Clauger (2)

Heathers the Musical

Heather Chandler

Ram Sweeney

Kurt Kelly

JD

Ride the Cyclone

Ocean O'Connell-Rosenberg

Noel Gruber

Mischa Bachinski

Ricky Potts

Constance Blackwood

Jane Doe

Six

K. Howard (was 17 when she died! Technically never went to high school but we're counting her)

Spring Awakening

Wendla

Moritz

We Are the Tigers

Chess

Farrah

Clark

West Side Story

Riff

Bernardo

Tony

Final kill count of named characters: 47

Final kill count with unnamed characters: 120+

BONUS LIST - Borderline cases

Philip Hamilton (Hamilton) - age 19, so would not have been in high school at time of death

Ethan Green (Hatchetverse) - 19, but had already graduated at time of death

Hannah Foster (Hatchetverse) - is only 13 in Black Friday, isn't explicitly in high school until Nightmare Time

Gabe (Next to Normal) - appears as a teen in the show but... well, if you've seen the show you know why he's an odd case

Linda, Scott, Shelly, and Cheryl (Evil Dead: The Musical) - are all college students, but unclear what year they are, so some could still be teens but too old for high school.

Jane Doe (Ride the Cyclone) - If you've seen this show, you know why she's borderline as a dead teen, but I'm not gonna spoil it.

BONUS LIST - Musical Teen Killers (Dead and Alive)

Carrie White

Grace Chastity (Hatchetverse)

Max Jagerman

JD

Veronica? (Kind of? Indirectly?)

Riley (WATT)

Sara Berry

Alice Woodward

Deb

Tony

Bernardo

I swear, the number of dead musical teen characters these days could populate their own high school

[lauren-michele]

“Nothing Could Stop Her: The Courageous Life of Ruth Gruber” by Rona Arato, Illustrated by Isabel Muñoz | Book Review

GetEpic.com • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Born to Jewish immigrants in 1911, Ruth Gruber knew what was expected of women and refused to conform, instead forging her own path of activism and journalism.  Her career spanned seventy years and took her outside her New York City home to places…

[fruityyamenrunner]

oh this shit. this is what freaks, Gentile or Jew, have in common.

The term was coined by Polish Jewish literary critic Artur Sandauer and popularized by the Polish Jewish sociologist Zygmunt Bauman. Sandauer used the term "allosemitism" in his essay On Situation of Polish Writer of Jewish Descent In the 20th Century published as a book in 1982.[1] [2]

Zygmunt Bauman proposed the term in his 1997 essay "Allosemitism: Premodern, Modern, Postmodern" in which he argued that "allosemitism" should be used in place of "antisemitism".[3] Bauman's argument was that allosemitism can represent a "radically ambivalent attitude" encompassing both philo-Semitism and anti-Semitism;[4] allosemitism is a form of proteophobia, fear and horror of things that defy clean-cut categories, not, like anti-Semitism, of a simple fear of the "other"; and that Judeophobia is diverse, and, therefore, not adequately encompassed by the term "anti-Semitism".[5]

Ruth Gruber describes the neologism as a response to "the idea that, good or bad, Jews are different from the non-Jewish mainstream and thus unable to be dealt with in the same way or measured by the same yardstick".[6] According to Gruber, the term was coined by the Polish-Jewish literary critic Artur Sandauer.[6]

i don't know how this term is used in practice - i expect its biggest fans are allosemitic jews!

[pendraegon]

[sirensong-productions]

[He brings over the cast list.]

This is our cast!

[Cast:

Zoey Chambers as Ocean O’Connell Rosenburg

??? as Noel Gruber

??? as Mischa Bachinski

Ruth Fleming as Ricky Potts

Alice Woodward as Jane Doe

Gwendolyn ‘Gwen’ Linephem as Constance Blackwood

Henry Hidgens as The Amazing Karnak

Richard ‘Richie’ Lipschitz as Virgil]

We need to find some last-minute actors for the roles of Noel and Mischa…

When’s your next show?

Our first showing of Ride the Cyclone is this Saturday!

We apologize for the delay.