#Roy and Jason are absolutely the kind of parents to use fun little code phrases to sognal each other for sex
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sun-moon-stars-jedi · 2 years ago
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Roy: Jaybird, there's a lot of laundry to fold. Wanna help me out 😏
Jason: Sure, I'd love to give you a hand 😏
Lian: For crying out loud, I'm 16! Just say you're going upstairs to have sex.
Jason: N-no, we're folding-
Lian: Please, there hasn't been a folded piece of laundry in this house in years.
Jason:
Roy:
Roy: I knew we kept forgetting something.
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